Ketsui for DS?!

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:13 am

Zweihander wrote:
Frederik wrote:I did enjoy it. You seem to have a problem with people enjoy stuff it seems. You must be a fun person to be around with, I bet.
No, I just have a problem with fanboys, and the people who actually paid money for this game are in the same boat with those Naruto-loving hominids who run around wearing their gay little ninja headbands.

No, you have a problem with people who looked forward to this game, bought it and are now enjoying it, because you think your opinion is the only one that is valid and everyone else is a sucker for spending money on this. Some people have different priorities than you, it´s time you learn that. I mean, how old are you? Are you keeping this attitude in your outside life as well? Are you trying to force your opinion on everybody else there too? You made your point, you can stop repeating it now.

And actually, as pathetic as the Naruto-fanboys you described may seem, at least they are enthusiastic about it. You just seem like a bitter internet troll with too much free time on his hands, and I honestly can´t understand why you are still posting in this thread. There are other people who don´t care about this game and as a result you don´t see them posting here six times on every page unlike you. This is telling a lot more things about you than you might think. Maybe you should stop preaching and start doing something more useful things with your time (same goes for me still answering you, actually).

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:37 am

Frederik wrote:
Zweihander wrote:
Frederik wrote:I did enjoy it. You seem to have a problem with people enjoy stuff it seems. You must be a fun person to be around with, I bet.
No, I just have a problem with fanboys, and the people who actually paid money for this game are in the same boat with those Naruto-loving hominids who run around wearing their gay little ninja headbands.
No, you have a problem with people who looked forward to this game, bought it and are now enjoying it, because you think your opinion is the only one that is valid and everyone else is a sucker for spending money on this. Some people have different priorities than you, it´s time you learn that. I mean, how old are you? Are you keeping this attitude in your outside life as well? Are you trying to force your opinion on everybody else there too? You made your point, you can stop repeating it now.

And actually, as pathetic as the Naruto-fanboys you described may seem, at least they are enthusiastic about it. You just seem like a bitter internet troll with too much free time on his hands, and I honestly can´t understand why you are still posting in this thread. There are other people who don´t care about this game and as a result you don´t see them posting here six times on every page unlike you. This is telling a lot more things about you than you might think. Maybe you should stop preaching and start doing something more useful things with your time (same goes for me still answering you, actually).

You say all of this as though it's a bad thing. Anyone who pays $60 for a demo cart is a chump, end of story.

Either way, it's fun to get a rise out of Final Fantasy fanboys, Naruto fanboys, and-- holy shit, I didn't know they existed until this thread popped up-- Cave fanboys.

Ataru · Post by **Ataru** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:51 am

Sheesh, perhaps some of us have decent jobs, don't buy very many games any more, but were paying attention enough to know exactly what they were getting, and are really enjoying the game and DVD. If that makes me a fanboy, then so be it.

This is the first import I've bought in four or five years.

This is my first post on this board in (probably) years.

I barely have any idea what Cave games have come out in the past year, because I've been insanely busy with other stuff.

So...

Could we please talk about game strategies, etc, instead of these ridiculously circular arguments about downloading etc. It's really tiresome to those of us who have heard both sides dozens of times before.

You have strong feelings, we get it. Please allow for some actual discussion of the game to happen.

Taylor · Post by **Taylor** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:13 am

Thanks for making these past 5 pages inhospitable, because you didn’t like a game you didn't pay for and need to feed your superiority complex on anyone that did.

orange · Post by **orange** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:26 am

Taylor wrote:Thanks for making these past 5 pages bearable, and breathing some sense into an otherwise bad thread.

innerpattern · Post by **innerpattern** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 2:33 am

If only everyone around here would stop being fanboys and act more like our happy friend Zweihander shmups forum would be a better place...

TLB · Post by **TLB** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:04 am

Frederik wrote:
Zweihander wrote:I'm treating Ketsui: Demo Label as a free downloadable demo,
Yeah, treat that bitch. Show Arika whoÂ´s boss!

I like you, Frederik. You're funny.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 3:58 am

I can't wait to get this game that I paid money for.

LaserGun · Post by **LaserGun** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:14 am

Posting in the hate Ketsui DS thread, I really wish I pre-ordered it cause I wanna watch the superplay DVD bad now lol, someone hook me up plz

Warp_Rattler · Post by **Warp_Rattler** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:24 am

Is this the thread where I can repetitively berate people for buying something I have no interest in? I love nothing more than to be an obnoxious, childish cock who doesn't know when to quit shouting my opinion at the top of my e-lungs. My hobbies include trying to convince people to agree with me in tactless ways devoid of all rhetoric, and falling back on petty insults when it appears my superior logic fails to sway the independent thinkers. I hope this thread has a place for me!

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:26 am

Zweihander wrote:VIDEO GAMES KILLED MY FAMILY AND RAPED MY DOG

the only way you can be a better poster is to surpass the quote below this line

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:14 am

Twiddle wrote:
Zweihander wrote:FANBOYS WHO PAY GOOD MONEY FOR OVERPRICED VIDEO GAMES KILLED MY FAMILY AND RAPED MY DOG

Fixed

Zebra Airforce · Post by **Zebra Airforce** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:11 am

I MASTURBATED WHILE PLAYING THE SIXTH STAGE IN R-TYPE FINAL

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:32 am

I bought this game and am a Cave fanboy, as is widely known on forum.

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:06 am

Zweihander wrote:MY TERRIBLE WHINY CHEETOS-STAINED POSTS KILLED MY FAMILY, RAPED MY DOG, AND URGED ME TO MOLEST CHILDREN

lol

DMC · Post by **DMC** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:14 am

so, is the game good?

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:21 am

DMC wrote:so, is the game good?

Best part of a Cave game - boss patterns or herding bullets before boss patterns.

innerpattern · Post by **innerpattern** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:22 am

DMC wrote:so, is the game good?

worst game ever made...thankfully Zweihander was here to save us.

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 10:56 am

Actually, now I see it too... I used to love it but now I realize that it´s light on content. I have a lot of fun playing it but I can´t just get over the fact that it´s light on content. I mean, if only the content wasn´t so light it would be totally worth it and the best portable shmup up to date... but as it stands it´s just too light content-wise and lacking enough content to pay full-content game price for. The content-for-money ratio is just waay to low. The DVD is also light on content, actually, and what´s up with the box art? Duh, Arika, HELLO? I bought your game, but where is my content?

I´ll now call this game Ketsui Dumb Label on the Nintendo Dumb Shit and treat it as free downloadable open source shareware. The DVD will make a great bathroom decoration, yeah, thanks Arika, you can "super-play" my ass.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:05 am

Frederik, you DO know that i love you, right? :-*

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:07 am

You told me and I´m flattered and I love you too... as a friend and as a brother.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:09 am

Oh noooeeees. :< And i thought we could be togethaaar!

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:09 am

You still can be my internet sweetheart for hanky panky!

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:13 am

Zebra Airforce wrote:I MASTURBATED WHILE PLAYING THE SIXTH STAGE IN R-TYPE FINAL

HAWT.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:40 am

Udderdude wrote:
Zebra Airforce wrote:I MASTURBATED WHILE PLAYING THE SIXTH STAGE IN R-TYPE FINAL
HAWT.

Worst R-Type ever.

Well, second-worst. Super R-Type... ugh.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:42 am

Frederik wrote:Actually, now I see it too... I used to love it but now I realize that it´s light on content. I have a lot of fun playing it but I can´t just get over the fact that it´s light on content. I mean, if only the content wasn´t so light it would be totally worth it and the best portable shmup up to date... but as it stands it´s just too light content-wise and lacking enough content to pay full-content game price for. The content-for-money ratio is just waay to low. The DVD is also light on content, actually, and what´s up with the box art? Duh, Arika, HELLO? I bought your game, but where is my content?

I´ll now call this game Ketsui Dumb Label on the Nintendo Dumb Shit and treat it as free downloadable open source shareware. The DVD will make a great bathroom decoration, yeah, thanks Arika, you can "super-play" my ass.

If only this post wasn't littered with sheer sarcastic retardation..

And thank you, for proving my theory correct; that if the head staff of Cave or Arika had their feces bronzed or otherwise preserved, the fanboys would pay out the ass (no pun intended) for them.

By now, I would have to agree with everyone on this forum who has PM'd me about anything (except for that "Ghegs" faggot) : that its populace is a very pompous and self-righteous one. My only regret is that it took me this long to finally accept the fact that the largest forum for such a wonderful and rich genre of video games... is a bunch of kids even more opinionated than I.

And that, I might add, is quite a fucking thing.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:14 pm

Yeah this forum is terrible, you shouldn't just suffer through it any longer.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:28 pm

Zweihander wrote:nerdrage

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:36 pm

MX7 wrote:
Zweihander wrote:nerdrage

Yeah... pompous as fuck. Just as expected.

I love when on the rare occasion I lampoon someone and change their dialogue it's "immature", but when they do it, it's "justified". Gotta love it when faggots flock together and all.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:36 pm

You're getting seriously worked up about a video game. You realize that, right?