Where it gets interesting is that it seems that, through a process of Osmosis (that's what happens when you try to push your nose through the paper between slices of cheese), Obama has become a radical himself because of this association.

The implications for society are enormous; the Ayers disease is very similar to classic zombification; and in fact I am wondering, no, INVESTIGATING if this is not some strain of rabies and the ebola virus merged into a SUPERVIRUS.
Anyway, enough of that, here's the
RULES OF THE GAME
Investigate other situations where being in close proximity to something turns you into that something. I'll start.
"I turned down that spot on the board of directors because there was a woman on it. I heard that sleeping in bed with one means you'll soon grow a vagina (actually that's "un-grow," isn't it)!"