stupidest stuff you've done whilst pissed

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:36 pm

(edited to protect the lives of the innocent)

RGC · Post by **RGC** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:40 pm

Pixel_Outlaw · Post by **Pixel_Outlaw** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:59 pm

That was just as exciting as any bedtime story. Except the prince doesn't get the girl at the end.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:12 pm

dude thats not so bad.. you just made an arse out of yourself which is pretty standard once you get properly plasted. (i for one am fairly used to it

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E. Randy Dupre · Post by **E. Randy Dupre** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:24 pm

jpj wrote:i try crawling through the cat-flap...

and for however long, no idea why, but i'm carrying a dead bird round with me.

jpj?

moonblood · Post by **moonblood** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:34 pm

Awesome story, the dead bird part is the best

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:37 pm

LOL

I've just made a twat out of myself I guess, but I do that every friday

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:50 pm

Ha ha, brilliant story! And the kind of thing I hope never happens to me. Generally I tend to block out drunken memories.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:58 pm

Heh, awesome. I have a few pretty bad ones. I'll have to write them up when I have time.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:11 pm

and for however long, no idea why, but i'm carrying a dead bird round with me. i still don't understand why i was taking this home with me, or where it came from. maybe when when i kept dropping my keys?

You sound like my mates cat, Out all hours up to no good and then brings in dead animals like a present that is going to make everything ok

I have a story which may top yours but its a long one and I CBA telling that right now

MR_Soren · Post by **MR_Soren** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:32 pm

i decided half-way through their set to walk up on stage

...right here, the bouncers would throw you into the street where you would be beaten up by waiting cops and then put in jail. At least, that's what happens in my town.

Therefore, nobody in my town has a story like yours. It's not allowed to progress that far anymore.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:09 pm

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:24 am

jpj wrote:the most embarassing is probably the time i got kicked out of a nightclub in cheltenham. they thought i was doing drugs because i'd spent 30 minutes talking to a mirror

mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN telEvisioN

...alright, quota of Max Payneisms used up tonight. I'm hating you for egging me on to say it

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:59 am

jpj wrote:the most embarassing is probably the time i got kicked out of a nightclub in cheltenham. they thought i was doing drugs because i'd spent 30 minutes talking to a mirror

I'm not surprised!

Strider77 · Post by **Strider77** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:39 am

worked in a arcade.... got angry that the totals were not coming up correctly. so I kicked a bucket of quarters as hard as I could after the millionth recount.

quarters....... ALL OVER the arcade.

neorichieb1971 · Post by **neorichieb1971** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:20 am

Walked on the wall of a bridge that goes over a railway bridge. The trains pass under at 85mph. The wall was about 10" wide and the drop was about 40ft.

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:11 am

edit: oh i though it was "dumb things you've done while drunk"
Damn I missed your story. From those quoted snippets it sounds pretty off the wall.
Luckily I haven't tried anything too crazy.
Against my friends' better judgement, they let me TRY to ride my bicycle home. I got on and promptly fell over, getting scratched up and damaging my bike. Then they walked me home

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In another incident my drunk-friend thought it would be fun to whip drunk-me with his lanyard and the keys hit me hard so I got physical. I ended up in a headlock by another friend who was breakin it up and a mysterious lump on my head ...

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:33 am

Strider77 wrote:worked in a arcade.... got angry that the totals were not coming up correctly. so I kicked a bucket of quarters as hard as I could after the millionth recount.

quarters....... ALL OVER the arcade.

hehe wrong kind of "pissed" there mate

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:48 pm

Whilst being pissed i once destroyed my controller and my friend, whom i almost killed with that ate the joystick.

tviks · Post by **tviks** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:11 pm

Stupidest stuff I've done whilst pissed (drunk)?

Earlier this year I was walking home from bar (labour day to be exact), I fell down and broke the fifth metacarpal from my left hand. I also hurt my left side so badly that I couldn't stand up, so some chick called the police to pick me up (thought I was just so drunk, and maybe I was), while I struggled with my pain. I don't remember whether they took me home or did I walk home by myself, but by the time I got home, I noticed that I had lost my shoes, and they were nowhere to be found.

So yeah, that probably was more like an accident, rather than just being stupid, but it's still fucking retarded. I did have a plaster bandage for 2 weeks, but to this day the fucking thing still hasn't healed. Maybe I need a surgery.

Also, I'm drunk right now.

RippleScythe · Post by **RippleScythe** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:28 pm

Gone driving while I was mad. Just had a huge fight with my mom cause she was talking shit about my dad.

Caused a small fender bender with SO little damage.

My car: An extra inch of bumper
Her car: A small rectangular dent that you could prolly take a plunger and pick it up (exaggeration)

Two months later there came a frivilous P&S lawsuit against me.

CASE CLOSED

EPIC FAIL.

When I went to look at the small dent on her car, I had a feeling she was gonna try to sue me since she lived in a trailer

Impervious · Post by **Impervious** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:23 pm

rode a quad downhill. in the middle of the woods. at night.

i remember an oncoming stump. the quad stopped, but i kept going. i was out for a while.

now, i don't have a license, for fear of what i'll do to/with a real car.

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