Absurd dedication to shmups...

MR_Soren · Post by **MR_Soren** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:45 pm

Spraying sperm all over the place while fighting the 2nd boss on R-Type III.

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:11 pm

Playing Mars Matrix on a shuttle heading for Mars...

...and then Rayforce when coming back to Earth.

Momijitsuki · Post by **Momijitsuki** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:11 pm

Momijitsuki wrote:
MX7 wrote:
Thunder Force wrote:
Setup a game of Ikaruga with a dual signal splitter to two TVs facing each other, sit in the middle of them on a swivel chair, with the front/back of your body painted black/white, and spin 180 each time you change polarity in the game
Lol, you win.

Playing Perfect Cherry Blossom in a load of cherry blossoms. While having sex with a child.
No, I think YOU just won.

Addition:
Oh, and extra credit if she's in a miko costume.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:17 pm

Jockel wrote:Playing Ketsui with your face approx. 2cm away from the screen.

bay · Post by **bay** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:29 pm

Momijitsuki wrote:
MX7 wrote:
Thunder Force wrote:
Setup a game of Ikaruga with a dual signal splitter to two TVs facing each other, sit in the middle of them on a swivel chair, with the front/back of your body painted black/white, and spin 180 each time you change polarity in the game
Lol, you win.

Playing Perfect Cherry Blossom in a load of cherry blossoms. While having sex with a child.
No, I think YOU just won.

A trip to the county pen.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:01 pm

Ah, we missed the most obvious one: Play Cho Aniki half-naked and totally oiled-up. ^^

Davey · Post by **Davey** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:34 pm

Playing Dangun Feveron on coke
Playing DDP amidst a swarm of bees
Playing Air Gallet barefoot? I suck at this.

Jockel wrote:Ah, we missed the most obvious one: Play Cho Aniki half-naked and totally oiled-up. ^^

Sort of covered already:

Ed Oscuro wrote:playing whichever of the cho aniki games whilst in the throes of manpassion

I'm actually pretty surprised it took like 15 responses before someone mentioned Cho Aniki. Since Cave pedophilia has been covered, I guess that still leaves Sexy Parodius and something involving Gunbird and/or Strikers endings.

A suicide/Garegga joke would be in poor taste, right? Yeah, I thought so.

croikle · Post by **croikle** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:48 pm

Getting a sex change in hopes that it will slow bullets and make you more powerful.

ROBOTRON · Post by **ROBOTRON** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:29 pm

Playing R-Type Delta in the Delta sorority house.

croikle · Post by **croikle** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:37 pm

Playing Progear with a 12-year-old girl. (I've done this one!)

Matsunaga · Post by **Matsunaga** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:10 pm

Taking a time machine back to 1942 and... you know the rest.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:19 pm

Paying $50+ for a Ketsui demo.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:01 pm

Chaining stages in Dodonpachi while folding your socks and organizing them.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:17 pm

croikle wrote:Getting a sex change in hopes that it will slow bullets and make you more powerful.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:13 pm

Zweihander wrote:Paying $50+ for a Ketsui demo.

Trolling in a forum and being a complete dick.

third_strike · Post by **third_strike** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:06 pm

You playing ibara whit one hand

Cool!

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:08 pm

Rob wrote:Chaining stages in Dodonpachi while folding your socks and organizing them.

lolz

i gotz nothin'

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:10 pm

Jockel wrote:
Zweihander wrote:Paying $50+ for a Ketsui demo.
Trolling in a forum and being a complete dick.

Welcome to the internet, kid.

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:51 am

Playing Einhander with one hand.

UHH, OK! Playing it on another Playstation, disc and TV with the other hand!!!

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:09 am

croikle wrote:Playing Progear with a 12-year-old girl. (I've done this one!)

I've done that too while playing DOJ. No-bullet mode had an use after all

zero.otaku · Post by **zero.otaku** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:15 am

Playing Elemental Master on a monitor in the shape of a golden rectangle. (I don't know if anyone will get that...)

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:31 am

Eating a box of powdered donettes and a box of chocolate donettes while playing Ikaruga and getting really fat.

Zebra Airforce · Post by **Zebra Airforce** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:34 am

masturbating while listening to the Desert War soundtrack

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:45 am

jpj wrote:
croikle wrote:Getting a sex change in hopes that it will slow bullets and make you more powerful.

WE HAVE A WINNER.

Also, playing danmaku games on the go while flawlessly squeezing through a really huge crowd.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:18 am

Play the Aero Fighter Series while dressed as a:

Japanese Pop Star.
Dolphin.
Baby.
Ninja.
Robot.
Viking.
Cyborg.(Robo Keaton)
Pirate. (Silver)
Old Man.
MILF.
Androginous Punk Rocker.

Force your kids to play Toilet Kids. In the toilet.

Play Lethal Thunder while passing the loudest, nastiest gas possible.

Playing Hyper Duel, Blast Wind and RSG while pretending they're actually worth the price paid for them.

Chopping up centipedes, millipedes, mushrooms, spiders, scorpions, fleas, mosquitoes and the such, in real life.

kozo · Post by **kozo** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:36 am

Aleste while watering your garden.
A-Jax while scrubbing floors/programming.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:38 am

Buying and selling Radiant Silvergun repeatedly until you've earned enough to buy an extra Radiant Silvergun.

SockPuppetHyren · Post by **SockPuppetHyren** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:21 am

Playing any of the Donpachi games while flying a jet and bombing the Military buildings in your country.

gs68 · Post by **gs68** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:30 am

Playing Sexy Parodius while getting facesat by a naked giantess.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:01 am

Playing Raiden 2/DX while in a sniper zone in a war-torn country.

>_>;

I got nothin'