People don't like me 'cause I tell da troof

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:38 am

- Jazz music categorically sucks

- so does Eric Clapton

- so do jam bands

Post by **Icarus** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:50 am

da troof? j00 can't handle da troof.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:22 am

It's just you.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:32 am

Jazz has its moments.

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:47 am

agreed on all but the jazz...jazz is good...well....instrumental jazz anyways

trivial · Post by **trivial** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:06 am

Jass, from when it was spelled that way, is kind of lame.

Otherwise, you'd benefit from some kawmewnitty college class None

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:17 am

Kids these days, don't understand, WHAT THE JAZZ, izallabout

Post by **Ghegs** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:28 am

Ed Oscuro wrote:Kids these days, don't understand, WHAT THE JAZZ, izallabout

With their hippin' and their hoppin', and their bippin', and their boppin'.

ROBOTRON · Post by **ROBOTRON** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:04 am

Jazz is the best muziks out there.

Ewe aint tailin' da troof!

Zebra Airforce · Post by **Zebra Airforce** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:17 am

Fucking neon, learn some shit before you come around here again

Herr Schatten · Post by **Herr Schatten** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:53 am

Rob wrote:Jazz has its moments.

They are few and far between.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L73dd1UwQzc

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:55 am

What's wrong with jazz? Not that I'm a jazz guy or anything.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:04 am

'Old Man' Jazz, the kind you get in a smokey pub with a drunk pianist, double bassist, saxophonist and drummer is awesome. Not sure about the rest of it.

Eric Clapton is shit.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:47 am

Try Naked City. THAT's Jazz ;P

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:32 am

Jazz Snob Eat Shit

Zu and Flying Luttenbachers also.

grovsnus · Post by **grovsnus** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:34 am

Clapton is THE shit.

D · Post by D » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:45 am

How can you hate on jazz?
It's like a cute little kitten that couldn't harm anyone even if it tried.

moozooh · Post by **moozooh** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:29 am

D wrote:It's like a cute little kitten that couldn't harm anyone even if it tried.

Try anything produced or endorsed by John Zorn and the likes.

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:26 pm

There's no way this thread is serious.

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:30 pm

Herr Schatten wrote:
Rob wrote:Jazz has its moments.
They are few and far between.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L73dd1UwQzc

That´s what I was thinking of too. For the non-germans, the long-haired guy say "That sounds really good. Say it again! Again!"

zinger · Post by **zinger** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:04 pm

JoshF wrote:Jazz Snob Eat Shit

Classic.

RedDeathRunning · Post by **RedDeathRunning** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:40 pm

I can get down with some John Zorn, but Clapton? Clapton has been so horrible for so long, eh...

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:53 pm

i watched the cosby show today

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:16 pm

...maybe people don't like you, but those wouldn't be the reasons

Post by **Icarus** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:08 pm

CMoon wrote:There's no way this thread is serious.

ROBOTRON · Post by **ROBOTRON** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:32 pm

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:48 pm

Jazz music? That's what they play on those weird instruments that they blow into to make all the animal-sounding sounds, right?

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:21 am

I tell da troof,

JAH IS REAL.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:09 am

I agree about Jazz and jam bands but Clapton? Maybe he hasn't produced anything worthwhile in 20+ years but back in the day he had some great shit.

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:18 am

CMoon wrote:There's no way this thread is serious.

It's just to generate a little controversy...though those are pretty much my opinions. Sorry buddy. Jazz sucks EXCEPT YOUR LABEL. I actually like stuff like Beatles jazz (Michelle/There Was You) or where it's just some dude with a guitar making pretty sounds but vibraphone solos just don't get me off

I agree about Jazz and jam bands but Clapton? Maybe he hasn't produced anything worthwhile in 20+ years but back in the day he had some great shit.

Cream? Meh...he still sucks because he's been sucking Satan's cock for the past thirty years. Why would you even keep going with it? Don't you have enough money and self-loathing past a certain point? He's fascinating in that sense, but would I listen to his music? Nah, not unless I had to.