Absurd dedication to shmups...

Pixel_Outlaw · Post by **Pixel_Outlaw** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:40 pm

So recently for some reason or other I've had some really funny thoughts about taking shmup playing to the extreme.

A: Enjoying honey while playing DDP series. The honey is a reminder that the bee gave it's life for our precious points.

B: Play gradius (excluding 5) on Easter island. The problem would be having the electricity hooked up so you could play the Moai level among the moai.

C: Play Hotdog Storm while eating only the most gourmet hotdogs available. Partaking of the hotdog represents the lack of actual hotdogs in the game.

Hmm well these all seemed very funny/zen-like at 3 AM.

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:43 pm

Man, that´s retarded

Anyways...

Playing Mars Matrix while eating Mars bars in bullet time.

Pixel_Outlaw wrote: B: Play gradius (excluding 5) on Easter island. The problem would be having the electricity hooked up so you could play the Moai level among the moai.

Am I the only one thinking Konami should make Moai candy dispensers filled with mini donuts?

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:18 pm

Playing Touhou with a bunch of girls surrounding me.

KindGrind · Post by **KindGrind** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:36 pm

Playing Cotton and stopping every 5 minutes for tea.

Or something.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:41 pm

SFKhoa wrote:Playing Touhou with a bunch of girls surrounding me.

KindGrind wrote:Playing Cotton and stopping every 5 minutes for tea.

Or something.

maybe I could have girls serving me tea while I played these. That would be pretty good.

bay · Post by **bay** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:18 am

... chomping down pork rinds + hot dogs while playing muchi muchi poku.

Pixel_Outlaw · Post by **Pixel_Outlaw** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:03 am

bay wrote:... chomping down pork rinds + hot dogs while playing muchi muchi poku.

Brilliant!

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:23 am

eating pink sweets while playing pink sweets.
(pink is sweet).

trivial · Post by **trivial** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:28 am

Eating frogs' legs while playing Gorf
Fronting a band named Armada, while playing Vanguard
Emerging from a house afire playing Phoenix
Applying to each of the Seven Sisters colleges while playing Pleiades

that last is some apotheotic geekery

Necronopticous · Post by **Necronopticous** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:34 am

Playing ESP Ra.De with my mind.

Sly Cherry Chunks · Post by **Sly Cherry Chunks** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:53 am

Playing R-Type Final while two people have sex behind the TV

Pixel_Outlaw · Post by **Pixel_Outlaw** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:49 am

Sly Cherry Chunks wrote:Playing R-Type Final while two people have sex behind the TV

WIN.

GrimoreLibrarian · Post by **GrimoreLibrarian** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:39 am

You take LSD while playing HellSinker.

You watch Tentacle porn while Playing xeXex.

Skyline · Post by **Skyline** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:49 am

B: Play gradius (excluding 5) on Easter island. The problem would be having the electricity hooked up so you could play the Moai level among the moai.

PSP + Gradius Portable + Lots of extra batteries

dpful · Post by **dpful** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:05 am

Playing Ibara in your underwear

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:06 am

playing whichever of the cho aniki games whilst in the throes of manpassion

I guess that's probably happened before though

Fun thred btw.

ROBOTRON · Post by **ROBOTRON** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:03 am

Playing Zanac or Psychosis while in the mental ward of a hospital.

Thunder Force · Post by **Thunder Force** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:11 am

Play any Darius with your TV behind a fish tank, to add decoy enemies that cannot be shot.

Play through In The Hunt aboard a submarine.

Setup a game of Ikaruga with a dual signal splitter to two TVs facing each other, sit in the middle of them on a swivel chair, with the front/back of your body painted black/white, and spin 180 each time you change polarity in the game

Daedalus · Post by **Daedalus** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:14 am

Yes! This is why I love this forum.

Kindred spirits

chempop · Post by **chempop** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:52 am

wow, I'm impressed in a sick way with some of these ideas, especially the ikaruga one. Well here goes...

Marathon as many Thunderforce games in a duration of a single thunderstorm, okay that was lame. I'll work on this...

Herr Schatten · Post by **Herr Schatten** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:56 am

dpful wrote:Playing Ibara in your underwear

Playing Ibara in the Rose sisters' underwear.

moozooh · Post by **moozooh** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:02 am

Ikaruga should be played on a b/w TV.

RSG must be played in traffic jams.

320x240 · Post by **320x240** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:06 am

Driving over a cliff edge at full speed while playing Turbo Force.

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:08 am

Thunder Force wrote:
Setup a game of Ikaruga with a dual signal splitter to two TVs facing each other, sit in the middle of them on a swivel chair, with the front/back of your body painted black/white, and spin 180 each time you change polarity in the game

Lol, you win.

Playing Perfect Cherry Blossom in a load of cherry blossoms. While having sex with a child.

kozo · Post by **kozo** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:32 am

Playing some ESPRaDe and/or Gaulda whilst levitating the television.

RGB · Post by **RGB** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:14 am

Playing Mushihime and at the same time combating these freaky little insects that often encrouch upon your territory, especially in summer time...

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:49 am

Playing Ketsui with your face approx. 2cm away from the screen.

Playing Söldner X by only blowing air on the buttons.

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:46 am

Playing checkers while listening to Chubby Checker, with your chubby checking a children.

Heh heh heh, playing BLAAAAAAACK HOOOOOOOLE ASSAAAAAAAULT (omg,) while playing a game of checkers with a friend.

Momijitsuki · Post by **Momijitsuki** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:17 pm

MX7 wrote:
Thunder Force wrote:
Setup a game of Ikaruga with a dual signal splitter to two TVs facing each other, sit in the middle of them on a swivel chair, with the front/back of your body painted black/white, and spin 180 each time you change polarity in the game
Lol, you win.

Playing Perfect Cherry Blossom in a load of cherry blossoms. While having sex with a child.

No, I think YOU just won.

Observer · Post by **Observer** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:40 pm

Another with Darius =P:

Playing Darius while roasting a trout or a lobster and having several Dalí paintings in your room for additional surrealist value. You know you want your huge mecha-fishes perfectly cooked with lasers in LSD induced scenery.

Another obvious, pretty retarded one:

Playing Ether Vapor in a sauna, with a lot of vapor and no ether.

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