Most freaky, messed-up enemies/bosses

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Looks like someone needs to play the Parodius series of arcade games fast!
Those bosses (and Cho Aniki for that matter) are just silly, they aren't really freaky and F-ed up, as I'm referring to. I mean stuff that is out of a horror movie or a horrible affront to the laws of nature (like SpiderCat)
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oh my fucking god
*puke*
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So is it a cat with a spider's body or a spider with a cat's head?
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Judging how it tends to create webs of bullets, suggesting a spider's behavior, I vote for spider with a cat's head.
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I vote boring. Let's create awesome Cave bosses!

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Here's that little demon baby in action.

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He was in our own Xenocide Files.
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Ganelon wrote:But the context of this run-n-gun is probably best:
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Gotta love the tried and tested marketing ploy of Nerdy Guy + Hot Slutty Chick = Instant Sales to Target Market.

...a formula advertisers of deodorants still faithfully adhere to today.
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I'm not sure he is nerdy, he could be an early 90s stockbroker with stylish slicked back hair.
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Slicked-back hair + big glasses + neat clothing = Late 80s and early 90s advertisers' vision of nerdliness. Basically, the Christopher Reeves' Clark Kent look.

In fact, glasses alone usually signified nerdliness in those days. Particularly if it was a woman wearing glasses. And then she takes them off, and *gasp!* she's beautiful!
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Contact lenses took all the drama out of romance.
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So did condoms.
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Rob wrote:I vote boring. Let's create awesome Cave bosses!

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Rob wrote:I vote boring. Let's create awesome Cave bosses!

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Master O wrote:Looks like someone needs to play the Parodius series of arcade games fast!
Yeh, it's not weird or grim or anything, but I will always remember the giant powerup that fires powerups at you. Basically a boss that will let you upgrade to your ideal speed, weapon set, 4 options and a shield before you kill it. Thanks :D
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How about Shikigami no shiro? There's the giant brain, and the butterfly with a baby head. And if you play the Mobile Light Force 2 version, the bosses say memorable lines like "your dogs will suffer".
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what the hell, did no one mention Gynoug/Wings of Wor?
come on fellas.
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Any of Akira Hut's shmups, namely;

Galshell: Red Blood Skies; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_DyPJcwQzg
Helbound; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-KGsSO_r7s

O.o
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ZeetherKID77 wrote:Gomander from R-Type.

A pile of vaginas with a snake crawling in and out of them.
I will never play ps2 r-type again, because of the slow spaceship level, but I did play through it at one point, and vaguely remember that they took your gomander description and ramped it up quite a bit. It that true?
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that first boss from Aleste (one of the versions anyway, I think they mix it up between systems)

five big plants on a skyscraper

i mean, wtf

PLANTS, ON A SKYScRAPER
dpful wrote:I will never play ps2 r-type again, because of the slow spaceship level, but I did play through it at one point, and vaguely remember that they took your gomander description and ramped it up quite a bit. It that true?
pussy farts?
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shinsage wrote:what the hell, did no one mention Gynoug/Wings of Wor?
come on fellas.
Yep Gynoug belongs definitely in here:

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shinsage wrote:what the hell, did no one mention Gynoug/Wings of Wor?
come on fellas.
I think you need to re-read page 1. No images, but it's there.
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Post by I'm Alec »

Although I've never played the game, that evil cow boss in Deathsmiles looks to be the coolest thing ever. Just waiting to see the price fall or stabilize or whatever.
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dpful wrote:
ZeetherKID77 wrote:Gomander from R-Type.

A pile of vaginas with a snake crawling in and out of them.
I will never play ps2 r-type again, because of the slow spaceship level, but I did play through it at one point, and vaguely remember that they took your gomander description and ramped it up quite a bit. It that true?
Yes.

You fucking ENTER ONE OF THE ORIFICES.

And it looks even more like a vagina in R-Type Final.
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Post by -Bridget- »

Most of the bosses from R-Type, period.


Doesnt even matter which one. They're all freaky.
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Vincent Draconis wrote:Metal Black's Omega Zone (screw whoever took down those MB playthroughs on YouTube) was one boss that truly struck me as weird, and yet so appropriate for a Taito shmup. The one thing about it I immediately recall about it is when OZ took enough damage, a cat that appeared in the background. Well, aside from the random points in Human history that were shown before that.

After it died, various images flash by, followed by a memorable image of the Earth being split in two. I probably would've had nightmares if I had played Metal Black in the arcade as a child.
The Dung Beetle boss in Metal Black was pretty interesting too. Actually, that game has some really nice touches throughout.
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