If your postcount was a year, what happened?

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:57 pm

Most useless OT thread ever.

1912: The Titanic sank.

(Feel free to take a wild guess on future events if your postcount exceeds 2008)

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:04 pm

its 1994
year of the very first King of fighters game.
I owned a megadrive . . . good times

D · Post by D » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:14 pm

Raiden Fighters 3 gets released on arcade hardware, based on xbox900, then later this year for the playstation22 and the xbox1080.
F-Zero AC 2 is announced but postponed till next year.
China bootlegs Virtua Sticks

Ozymandiaz1260 · Post by **Ozymandiaz1260** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:21 pm

792:

Hisham Al-Reda, the second Umayyad Emir of Cordóba, declared Jihad against the Kingdom of Asturias and the County of Toulouse.

Irene Serantapechaina was confirmed as the empress of the Byzantine Empire.

Pope Adrian II was born.

Exciting stuff...

DEL · Post by **DEL** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:28 pm

HAHA! 1945

- Strikers/Mills

Turrican · Post by **Turrican** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:34 pm

from wiki:

c. 3500 BC — Figures of a man and a woman, from Cernavoda, Romania, are made. They are now at National Historical Museum, Bucharest.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:43 pm

Turrican wrote:from wiki:

c. 3500 BC — Figures of a man and a woman, from Cernavoda, Romania, are made. They are now at National Historical Museum, Bucharest.

lies there tricks by the devil to make you belive in evolution!

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:54 pm

Something like this, ancient sumerian cities emerge, etc.

Ruldra · Post by **Ruldra** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:22 pm

Year 376:

- Chandragupta II begins his reign as king of India.

- Cyril of Alexandria was born. He was the Pope of Alexandria when the city was at its height of influence and power within the Roman Empire.

According to Wikipedia anyway.

Bootaaay · Post by **Bootaaay** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:22 pm

Around the year 89 AD;

. The Nazca culture flourishes in coastal Peru
. The colosseum is completed in Rome
. Buddhism reaches China
. Roman forces conquer Wales destroying the last bastion of Druidic culture at Mona (Anglesey), but pull forces from their northernmost English borders in the face of frenzied Scot aggression and begin the construction of Hadrians Wall.

Pixel_Outlaw · Post by **Pixel_Outlaw** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:40 pm

Bootaaay wrote:Around the year 89 AD;
The Nazca culture flourishes in coastal Peru.

Correct and shortly thereafter Xevious is produced.

RGC · Post by **RGC** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:48 pm

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:51 pm

My head, preserved in a jar, pilots a battlemech to glorious victory in the battle of Antarctica (now thawed). I am subsequently coronated emperor of Earth

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:28 pm

2156 AD - the year i 1CC'd border down

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:50 pm

Neon wrote:My head, preserved in a jar, pilots a battlemech to glorious victory in the battle of Antarctica (now thawed). I am subsequently coronated emperor of Earth

It thawed out in 2102 it had well frozen over by 3000. You will have to try harder for Antartica dude. I own that at least until late 3000 where i sell it for the last known cat. mmmm cat taste good.

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:57 pm

Was the year William Tell supposedly shot an apple off his son's head with a crossbow. (1307)

DEL · Post by **DEL** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:06 pm

Jpj wrote;

2156 AD - the year i 1CC'd border down

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:44 pm

3615AD - the year cyborg-carrots enslaved humanity...

3615BC - a lone caveman roams the plains, a female of the species scuttles out of a bush in horror, he knocks her over the head and has his way with her.. he's lordstar...

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:38 pm

sven666 wrote:3615AD - the year cyborg-carrots enslaved humanity...

3615BC - a lone caveman roams the plains, a female of the species scuttles out of a bush in horror, he knocks her over the head and has his way with her.. he's lordstar...

So when did I find a time machine? Because we know I cant build one. I cant even grasp the English language let alone deify space and time.

but fuck yeah i just thought

YOUR ALL MY CHILDREN BITCHES!

less back chat sven or 3615AD will be the year I dispatch your track jackets lol

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:41 pm

2000/2001 A bad year for King of fighters. I had the most memorable love making with my ex girlfriend on millenium morning I broke up with her about 10 months later and have regreted it ever since . . . Ok i dont like this game anymore

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:12 pm

Lordstar wrote: less back chat sven or 3615AD will be the year I dispatch your track jackets lol

..i will shut up now

Momijitsuki · Post by **Momijitsuki** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:28 pm

This is post #189 for me, so:

By Place

Asia

* The Prince of Hongnong succeeds Han Lingdi as Chinese emperor of the Han Dynasty.
* Dong Zhuo has the Prince of Hongnong poisoned and installs Han Xiandi as emperor.
* One general slaughters 2,000 eunuchs in the palace and takes the Han emperor captive.

By Topic

Arts and Sciences

* Galen publishes his "Treatise on the various temperaments" (aka On the Elements According to Hippocrates).

Religion

* Pope Victor I succeeds Pope Eleuterus as the fourteenth pope, the first from Africa.
* Demetrius of Alexandria becomes Patriarch of Alexandria.
* Pantaenus, who was sent by the bishop of Alexandria to India to preach Christianity, meets with little success.

Births

* March 7 — Geta, younger son of the future Roman Emperor Septimius Severus
* Ling Tong — general of the Chinese Kingdom of Wu (d. 237)
* Cao Zhang — Chinese general, son of Cao Cao (d. 223)

Deaths

* Bao Zhong, slain by Hua Xiong
* Ding Yuan, general of Han Dynasty, killed by his foster son, Lu Bu
* Empress Dowager Dong
* Pope Eleuterus
* He Jin, Han Grand General (assassinated)
* Empress He, Emperor Ling's second wife
* Jian Shuo
* Han Lingdi and the Prince of Hongnong, Chinese emperors of Han Dynasty (b. 156)
* Zhang Chun and Zhang Ju, Chinese rebels
* Zhang Rang, one of the Ten Attendants
* Zhao Zhong

Apparently, a couple of Chinese guys were born and a bunch of them died.

AeroCityMayor · Post by **AeroCityMayor** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:31 pm

Jesus finished his potty training!!!

shinsage · Post by **shinsage** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:28 am

1118: Not much.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:38 am

Super-intelligent robots unearth the remains of an ancient carbon-based civilization, possibly providing definitive proof of the mythical race of "humans."

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:18 am

7000 something... human's definitely not around anymore.

Impervious · Post by **Impervious** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:18 am

54 b.c. - uhm. romans do stuff.

54 a.d. - ...romans do more stuff.

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:46 am

2457 - the year people stop finding clever ways to point out their post counts.

Also, Viper Phase 2

neorichieb1971 · Post by **neorichieb1971** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:24 am

I wonder if this post will still be read on the UWW, the universe wide web.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:30 am

1974! The year this Laydock was born.

1987! The year I received my "Super" status.

2537! T&E decided to make Laydock Tactics Final. (world ends instantaneously)