The Worst of Hollywood

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:43 pm

A thread about awful studios, writers, directors, movies.

Let's get started.

I'd say the worst "directors" currently are
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0294997/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0783536/

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:48 pm

Seriously. Paul WS Anderson has to be the absolute fucktard of Hollywood at the moment.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:51 pm

Ceph wrote: I'd say the worst "directors" currently are
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0294997/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0783536/

jeeeezus thats one incredible resume of shite right there

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:53 pm

I just noticed that Friedberg and Seltzer still haven't made a "spoof" of Schindler's List. Who knows, maybe we'll see Holocaust Movie next.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:04 pm

But I like the "______ Movie" movies.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:17 pm

^^^For shame Oscar!

I didn't event need to click the link to know which two morons your were refering to.

Paul WS Anderson is EXTREMELY overrated as a director but those two don't even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath.

evil_ash_xero · Post by **evil_ash_xero** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:20 pm

Specineff wrote:But I like the "______ Movie" movies.

Shameful!

s/m

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:22 pm

While reading imdb, I found this review of Disaster Movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCC2SjV4Nww

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:40 pm

Michael "epileptic camera" Bay.

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:48 pm

Ah yes, Pearl Harbor. One of the most painful movies I've ever watched.

KindGrind · Post by **KindGrind** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:54 pm

I loved the original Starship Troopers, even though the book it's based on is infinitely better, but I got to watch the third opus of the thing, and Jesus Christ was it painful. I mean, I know it's supposed to be crap, but people actually rent/buy this? It's like #2 this week at my local Blockbuster.

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:12 pm

Michael Bay agreed.

But who ever 'rated' Paul Anderson in the first place for him to be overrated?

He's the most goddamn useless bastard ever, who's going to make the most goddamn useless Castlevania move of all time.

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:16 pm

I liked Event Horizon.

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:49 pm

Friedberg & Seltzer seem to come from the same school of comedy as Seth Green that teaches simply referencing something is a joke.

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:14 am

Scorcher III through VI

And don't even talk about Simple Jack; no way that Tugg Speedman is making a comeback.

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Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:56 am

Ah, imitation. The sincerest form of flattery. I'm flattered, nem.

PS.
Rob did it first.

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:10 am

Moving along. Another vote for Friedberg & Seltzer:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af08

nem · Post by **nem** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 8:11 am

Ugh, I forgot the green and yellow text, too. Ultimate fail

On a more serious note, I hate movies that are like really long trailers. You know, completely OTT action sequences, slow motion all the time, monotonous dance music. Worst offender in my mind is McG, which is why I hold very little hope for the new Terminator.

Also, bad wire stunts & CGI.

trivial · Post by **trivial** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:57 am

JoshF wrote:Friedberg & Seltzer seem to come from the same school of comedy as Seth Green that teaches simply referencing something is a joke.

Because this tradition has been alive literally forever, was your mention of someone in particular an unintentional joke on the model you've delineated for us all?

Schecky?

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:07 pm

You can tell it's a joke because I used the word comedy in reference to it.

Speaking of which I saw this great joke on Family Guy yesterday where Tom Tucker (voiced by series creator Seth MacFarlane) was talking about the electric company and then it cut to an animated version of the Electric Company intro and I laughed because I remembered hearing about that show on I Love The 70s. Rediculous.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:44 pm

I thought the first Scary Movie was funny. 2 sucked, and didn't bother w/ the rest.

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