Ah, so a nipple ring will assuage their fears!JoshF wrote:Another cool standard I found out: Men can't work in childcare without a strategically-placed earring. Why? Because they are rapists.
The 5 second rule does not apply!
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Some one give this guy a fucking high five!TWITCHDOCTOR wrote:
I totally agree wih you. Women aren't always the victems...most of the time they are the scron of life, and hence truely evil.
Just look at Adam n Eve...who tempted who?
THATS WHY THE BITCHES SUFFER THE PAIN OF BIRTH.
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Well, keeping with the misogynist theme here...
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying twat.
Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Q. Why is a woman like a dog turd?
A. The older it is, the easier it is to pick up.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A. A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
Q. Why are women like screen doors?
A. Once they get banged a few times, they loosen up.
Q. How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner??
A. Why the fuck should we fix it, we don't use the damn thing!
Q. What's the most active muscle in a woman?
A. The penis.
Q. How are women like parking spaces?
A. The best ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand to see a man having a good time.
Q. What are the three reasons that make anal sex better than vaginal sex?
A. It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to the woman.
Q. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q. Why do women have periods?
A. Because they deserve them.
Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Q. What do you do when the dishwasher won't work?
A. Kick her.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Q. Why did God create lesbians?
A. So feminists couldn't breed.
Q. Why do women fake their orgasms?
A. Because they think we care.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
Q. What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female?
A. When they take out the brain.
Q. Why don't women's guts fall out of their twats?
A. Because of the vacuum in their heads.
Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. When they come its warm and wet... when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q. Why did God put women's two holes so close together?
A. In case you miss.
Q. What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying twat.
Q. Why are hangovers better than women?
A. Hangovers will go away.
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!
Q. Why is a woman like a dog turd?
A. The older it is, the easier it is to pick up.
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?
A. A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it.
Q. Why are women like screen doors?
A. Once they get banged a few times, they loosen up.
Q. How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner??
A. Why the fuck should we fix it, we don't use the damn thing!
Q. What's the most active muscle in a woman?
A. The penis.
Q. How are women like parking spaces?
A. The best ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand to see a man having a good time.
Q. What are the three reasons that make anal sex better than vaginal sex?
A. It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to the woman.
Q. What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A. You can unscrew a light bulb.
Q. Why do women have periods?
A. Because they deserve them.
Q. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A. Made her chain too long.
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Q. What do you do when the dishwasher won't work?
A. Kick her.
Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After five years your job will still suck.
Q. Why did God create lesbians?
A. So feminists couldn't breed.
Q. Why do women fake their orgasms?
A. Because they think we care.
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.
Q. What's the worst part of getting a sex change from male to female?
A. When they take out the brain.
Q. Why don't women's guts fall out of their twats?
A. Because of the vacuum in their heads.
Q. Why are hurricanes named after women?
A. When they come its warm and wet... when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q. Why did God put women's two holes so close together?
A. In case you miss.
Q. What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A. Pregnant.
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Re: The 5 second rule does not apply!
You gotta be fucking kidding me. Does that count as an opinion?doodude wrote:My understanding of the situation from other news sources. Radio, Newspaper, interviews etc...
An 18 yr old college girl agreed to having sex with a 15 yr old high school boy in the back seat of a car.
The girl changed her mind during intercourse & told the boy to stop.
He indeed did stop in what the girl claimed to be maybe 5 to 10 seconds.
The 15 yr old boy was sentenced to 15 years for 1st degree rape because he did not stop immediately.
http://www.gazette.net/stories/042308/p ... 2383.shtml
There is a retrial ( this will make the 3rd ) in the works.
So what about it. How many seconds is too many seconds once the girl says no more?
Obviously in Maryland 5 seconds is too long.
What about 2 seconds?
Any opinions?
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