Japan is a nice place!

ARCADIA · Post by **ARCADIA** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:32 am

Air Sex...makes me cry actually.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:38 am

Those sad bastards.

UnscathedFlyingObject · Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:39 am

uuuhhmm pay a whore

?

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:51 am

"I don't think it'll become an alternative to real sex. This is because we need to reproduce. If there are no children being born because we're all having air sex we will become extinct. Air sex should only be a substitute sometimes, when you can't get real sex."

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:10 am

Without children, who will carry on the tradition of air sex?

mr_m0nks · Post by **mr_m0nks** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:33 am

what about air STI's??

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:00 am

mr_m0nks wrote:what about air STI's??

Don't you mean ATD's?

StoofooEsq · Post by **StoofooEsq** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:08 am

Cobra, Air Sex champion wrote:I've never had sex with a woman.

You don't say.

Nuke · Post by **Nuke** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:10 pm

UnscathedFlyingObject wrote:uuuhhmm pay a whore ?

Pffft! Have some dignity! They sure do...

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:58 pm

What´s the age of consent for air?

D · Post by D » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:31 pm

I'll go there in my gymp suit and whip the crap out of the spectators.
Hey, respect my way of having sex.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:59 pm

FrederikJurk wrote:What´s the age of consent for air?

78.08% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.038% carbon dioxide, trace amounts of other gases, and a variable amount (average around 1%) of water vapor.

No, wait.

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:26 pm

awesome.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:04 pm

Udderdude wrote:
mr_m0nks wrote:what about air STI's??
Don't you mean ATD's? :P

SARS and AIDS had a baaaaby.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:42 pm

So do women do air sex? In japan I would imagine they just lie there screaming like babies

(from most of the porn ive seen)

or Air female anime sex where they spit at the invisible guy saying. you disgust me there is no way i could ever be turned on by you only five mins later be screaming oh more more, Now stick it in my ass!

(from most of the H ive seen)

UnscathedFlyingObject · Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:47 pm

Men seem to be the only one's fucked up enough to do it, though women seem to find watching them amusing.

Battlesmurf · Post by **Battlesmurf** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:54 pm

So do women do air sex? ...............ng oh more more, Now stick it in my ass! (from most of the H ive seen)

hahaha

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:52 pm

One guy appeared to be invisible masturbating while pulling an invisible ripcord.

Zebra Airforce · Post by **Zebra Airforce** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:56 pm

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:04 pm

JoshF wrote:One guy appeared to be invisible masturbating while pulling an invisible ripcord.

Air autoerotic asphyxiation

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:06 pm

jonathon ross is a legend

TWITCHDOCTOR · Post by **TWITCHDOCTOR** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:02 am

Who needs "Air Sex" when you can just hump a pillow!?

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:09 am

Who needs pillows when you have the ground?

Next up: Ground pounding!

JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:21 am

Hip dropping.

Air autoerotic asphyxiation

This is actually pretty clever.

Zebra Airforce · Post by **Zebra Airforce** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:30 am

You guys should try underwater elbow dingling

Etrian · Post by **Etrian** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:32 am

So this is where imaginary friends come from.