average gamer vs shmups

[shoe-sama]

these games are lame i mean wtf theyre all the same all you have is enemies shooting bullets at you every enemy just shoots bullets and you dodge them its like holy shit bullets and you have to dodge them every boss does that they just shoot bullets and you dodge them or you get hit and die i mean they should have more original attacks they should slash you or use an attack that has the attack name displayed onscreen like an rpg or inflict status effects lol omg also why are they so short theyre all ten minutes long you just fly through and shoot things and move in four directions yes four directions and the game just throws you in and does all the piloting for you man that is lame wheres the world map and the dungeons and stuff and what about the save points man shit and sidequests what is up with these shit games where my levelups and shit

[Ed Oscuro]

I did it better in IRC yesterday, but that conversation's over. Sorry!

[DJ Incompetent]

hate FPSss their laem all you see is the stupid gun in all of them hobbling back and forfh and omg its a 540cal BFG soldeir head killer i don't even know who i';m shooting at because its ssssimmulllattionnn and theirs a gay humping spray in the corner with nubs written on it what the hell the maps are the drabby same garbage with everythign looking like amfganistan cmon i just pwn all with circlestrafe and then i tell everybody how big my dick is in lobbies gawd it gets old then theres the retards who onyl pllay one game ever so everybody knows the spawn points a week after somthign comes out wheres the overworld and dungeons and stuff and sidequests and espers and why cant i levelup this is bullshit

[the2bears]

these games are lame i mean wtf theyre all the same all you have is enemies shooting bullets at you every enemy just shoots bullets and you dodge them its like holy shit bullets and you have to dodge them every boss does that they just shoot bullets and you dodge them or you get hit and die i mean they should have more original attacks they should slash you or use an attack that has the attack name displayed onscreen like an rpg or inflict status effects lol omg also why are they so short theyre all ten minutes long you just fly through and shoot things and move in four directions yes four directions and the game just throws you in and does all the piloting for you man that is lame wheres the world map and the dungeons and stuff and what about the save points man shit and sidequests what is up with these shit games where my levelups and shit

I'd recommend a little less time playing games in general and a little more time studying English.

Bill

[Zebra Airforce]

sgtupid game all ther is is blocks faling square sqwuare rhombus with gay color like pink purple green and you can't even go up then you make all the pictures with it and where to go next sometime it says game over but pictur wasntr finisht i just want to play some manhunt 2 with my socks off and touch my wiener during the nasty parts and put it on youtube aND WATCH is later in slow mow in my grandmas basement with shoe sama it says level on the side but game just getting harder and harder how does that even make sense at least the level cap is like too hundred so you could play a while if you are a foggot who like green not normal green the lame kind like lisa frank where i got fired for calling my boss a tard in front of his daughter

[szycag]

#1 Zebra Airforce fan

[BulletMagnet]

I don't think this qualifies as an acceptable topic - shoe, you've been warned more than once.