That's right, it's another XOP game. I'm making things a bit different this time. XOP has always had a dark feel to it, with lots of wierd things happening and general icky unpleasentness. So it's time to turn that around.
XOP White will have you facing off against magical fairies, cute cheery garden gnomes and enchanted princesses. Your weapons will be magical hearts, rainbows and tummy tickles. Yay!
Also I am 100% serious about this and it is not a joke in any way. Here's a development screenshot!
i swear on my life that i would have played that game.
fighting fairies with rainbows. throw in a few boss fights with unicorns that shoot homing horns at you and that is a recipe for success.
oooh ooh, maybe some leprechauns that throw pots of gold at you, and then when the pots hit the bottom of the screen, they splash the gold back in your direction with a nice curtain of fire.
captain ahar wrote:i swear on my life that i would have played that game.
fighting fairies with rainbows. throw in a few boss fights with unicorns that shoot homing horns at you and that is a recipe for success.
oooh ooh, maybe some leprechauns that throw pots of gold at you, and then when the pots hit the bottom of the screen, they splash the gold back in your direction with a nice curtain of fire.
oh shit i'm getting excited now. damn you.
Honestly, if I actually did make this, it would end up with some sort of bizzare parody angle in there somewhere .. like everything periodically transforming into the usual bizzare monsters/hellfreaks, or the enemies flip you off when they die, or something.
There is no way in hell I could make an entire game like this without having it make fun of itself somehow
