Why is your STGT 2007 team the best?

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:21 pm

Да, Да, Да, конечно, вы можете себя тешить, но в результате всё равно победит Team Downrank, просто потому что у нас столько тузов в рукаве... Мвахахахахахахахаха!!!!

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:20 pm

P_HAT wrote:Да, Да, Да, конечно, вы можете себя тешить, но в результате всё равно победит Team Downrank, просто потому что у нас столько тузов в рукаве... Мвахахахахахахахаха!!!!

"Yes, yes, yes, of course, you can yourselves amuse, but as a result nevertheless will conquer Team Downrank, it is simple because so many aces in the sleeve."

courtesy babelfish.

PsikyoPshumpPshooterP · Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:51 pm

watch out for team Wishi Washi!

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:36 pm

32 posts in and nothing said about my chopped and screwed gradius theme

Well wait til you hear what P_Hat has up his sleeve, then you'll know the score!

Post by **Icarus** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:51 pm

Edge wrote:Our team is simply the best because all of our team members can randomly throw out cheesy German phrases...

... and sound like an extra from Einhänder?

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:43 pm

szycag wrote:32 posts in and nothing said about my chopped and screwed gradius theme

Well wait til you hear what P_Hat has up his sleeve, then you'll know the score!

I'll listen to it since you are my number one fan.

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:28 am

It's from Einhänder.

Out team name is also a boss in Einhänder. \m/

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:33 pm

BEHOLD!!!!

THE TEAM DOWNRANK WAR SONG!!!

http://adam.dmgice.com/GoDownrankFight.mp3

Mix by Szycag
Lyric by P_HAT
Voice by P_HAT
Music by Cave

The Text!

Here we come...
Here we come...
HERE ARE DOWNRANK TEAM!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

WE COME FOR WAR!
WE COME FOR BATTLES!
WE COME FOR WINS!
WE COME FOR HIGHT SCORES!

Here we come...
Here we come...
HERE ARE DOWNRANK TEAM!!!
HAHAHAHAHAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!s

We never down!
We never lose!
We always raise to tooooooooop!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Here we come...
Here we come...
HERE ARE DOWNRANK TEAM!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

FEAR OUR POWER!!!
AND REMEMBER -
WE ARE DOWNRANK TEAM

We'll die for your sins
(as long as it freezes our multiplier)

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:37 pm

I can feel the fear swelling up in their hearts!

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:41 pm

szycag wrote:I can feel the fear swelling up in their hearts!

I can feel the fear swelling up in my heart when i hear this "song"

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:52 pm

Nice cookie monster vocals. Goes really well with Cave music.

Damocles · Post by **Damocles** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:56 pm

Why is my 2007 STGT team the best? Because I don't have one.

Hah! Beat that!

szycag · Post by **szycag** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:58 pm

YAY Rob likes it!!

Post by **Shatterhand** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:22 pm

Because we've got PELÉ

and PELÉ is better than MARADONA.

Oh, where's Akira when I want to make Brazil X Argentina jokes?

KennyMan666 · Post by **KennyMan666** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:07 pm

We're Swedish. Thus we count as vikings. So we have Thor backing us up!

Also, our banner has boobies.

Gakidou · Post by **Gakidou** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:11 pm

You also have a great support division!

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:18 pm

KennyMan666 wrote:Thus we count as vikings.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:22 pm

KennyMan666 wrote:We're Swedish. Thus we count as vikings. So we have Thor backing us up!

If I remember my mythology correctly, wasn't Norway supposedly the prime Thor territory back in the day?

I forget which deity was "the" deity in Sweden...

Post by **Icarus** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:53 pm

KennyMan666 wrote:Also, our banner has boobies.

FYI, your banner would be half-decent if it followed forum rules regarding image dimensions.
-100pts. Fail. Why don't you try hard?

professor ganson · Post by **professor ganson** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:59 pm

I suspect our team wins already for having the greatest total number of posts here at the forum.

P_HAT · Post by **P_HAT** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 4:08 pm

OUR MEMBERS ARE GREAT!!!

THE BOSS!!! Holy shit, Robot!!! SHMUP MACHINE!!!

Penguin-o-war!!!

Ultimate power!!!

SHMUP BEAST!!!

LOLI!

Loli can't lose!!! She too cute for it!!!

!!!UNDEAD!!! WHO CAN BEAT UNDEAD?!

... He too great to use avatars...

shoe-sama · Post by **shoe-sama** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:27 pm

lol wtf is that?

I thought we were gonna just stab everyone in the face with shoes and spoons.

-Bridget- · Post by **-Bridget-** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:27 am

Pirate1019 wrote:
BulletMagnet wrote:Team Loser is the only team in the entire competition which is seeking last place - thus, we cannot fail.
Our captain is the STGT official mascot. What else needs to be said?

And he's named "BulletMagnet", at that.

Just sucks them bullets right towards him.....

And if we're geared towards losing, I can certainly help with that one, with my "why the hell did I just DO that" runs.

Such as my infamous "I just crashed into the first enemy in the first stage on Mushihime" run, or my oft-performed "point blank in front of huge turret" death, or the best one, the "I just crashed into the big stationary boss" one.

We'll fail so hard that we cannot possibly fail!!

There, I think Im in the spirit of things now

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:32 am

-Bridget- wrote: And he's named "BulletMagnet", at that.

Just sucks them bullets right towards him.....

Sounds like a Mars Matrix fan to me.

zinger · Post by **zinger** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:29 am

Well, we have a secretary. She's also half-swedish, half-japanese!

KBZ · Post by **KBZ** » Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:52 pm

Worker's of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:12 am

It's cool that there are already over 14 teams. I think there were only 14 or fewer last time.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:20 pm

Yeam, I am really excited....

Yesteryear we had 15 teams. This year we already have enough people registrated for 20 teams at least.

Shame one of the guys in our team said he can't participate because of final exams and stuff, I am pretty sure we would finish top 5 in the individual rankings.

The Counter-Stop Mars Matrix guy still didn't answer though.... BEWARE ROB!

Turrican · Post by **Turrican** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:22 pm

With banners as gorgeous as these, it should be pretty obvious why our team is the best around

Thanks Herr Schatten! You are a wonderful pixel artist!

Post by **Shatterhand** » Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:36 pm

Goddamn, this banner is really awesome!