Goddamn...I should have just played R-Type Tonight!

[TWITCHDOCTOR]

I hate using the Lords name in vein, but I really don't know what else to say here.
I'll try and be brief, as I'm a little freaked out...

I have a new neighbor... the guy has two kids and a wife, and they moved in across the street 2 months ago. The guy has shoulder length hair (rocker style) and listens to similar music as I do, as I heard LOUD music coming from the house(Heavy Metal).
I figured I be "neighborly like" and indroduce myself since we have something in common and all (beer in hand...the hell with a cake!)
Anyway, we hung out and drank some beer while discussing music, cars,etc.
Yea, he noticed my car (1968 Chevelle) while I had been working on it.
So, tonight there was nothing going on, so I figured I'd hang out with my new friend/neighbor. All was cool so far...

I asked if he wanted to watch a concert on VHS, he said that he only had DVD, so we decided to drink a few beers and watch a movie.
Ok, he turns on his big screen and starts up a movie.
I ask, "So, you're just kicking back by yourself then? (We've hung out twice, but he never invited me inside) I figured his wife and kids may be asleep in the other room.

So we're watching Pretty Woman, I've never seen it before so, what the hell, I'll watch it.
We get to the part where Julia Roberts is in the bath tub. My friend is sitting on the other side of the couch, and I here a sratching sound. Out of the corner of my eye, I can notice that he's scratching his nuts. (IT GETS WORSE). A few minutes later, I here him say, "Go for it Wedo"! (its spanish for white boy) I turn to look and he's got a straight face with a full erection exposed! I'm like freaked out now! I said,"What the fuck are you talking about!? He replied," You're not gay?". I said,"FUCK NO...whatever gave you that idea!?"
He replied by waving the "peace sign" and saying that he though for sure that I was.
I shook my head, and tried to wipe away my discussed look with my hand.
I felt VERY UNCOMFORTABLE to say the least!!
I mean, is this guy just some weirdo pervert, or was he expecting me to give him head?
I fucking feal violated AND offended...I mean WHAT THE FUCK!
All was silent for a few minutes, I finished my beer and tossed it in the trash. I went outside and smoked a cigarette, walked back across the street and went home.

BTW: He was obvioulsy drunk at the time (but still) I had only had two beers when this happend.

I guess I should be more selective who I hang out with...even a neighbor can be a weirdo.
I doubt I'll hang out with this dude anymore, as I'll never forget...in fact, I may even have nightmares now! (and I can be a tough muther fucker when I have to be).

Disclaimer, I have nothing against "gays" or "switch hitters"...I will get offended by this type of shit though...

[8 1/2]

I think the fact that he put in Pretty Woman as a "buddies-drinking-beer" movie is a bit of a tip-off right there. You don't think he was just messing with you though? I mean, you said he had a wife and kids? That's a pretty hardcore pass to make at someone out of nowhere like that. You have every right to be freaked out.

[Skyline]

...The most remarkable thing is that you had the restraint to not beat the living shit outta the guy.

You gonna inform his wife?

[TWITCHDOCTOR]

I really don't know man...he claimed that he didn't know what was in the DVD plater until he hit "play".
Like I said before, he had on a straight face when he said it. Don't get me wrong, I've hung out with all types, but this shit was weird.
We've all heard jokes about shit like this,(Ahh suck my dick!,etc) but this guy got himself stiff and showed it to me!
This dude was serious!

I've even been "locked up" for a weekend...this shit never has happend to me!

I mean, as guys, we all get horny...but we don't ask our new neighbors to "Go for it".

[TWITCHDOCTOR]

...The most remarkable thing is that you had the restraint to not beat the living shit outta the guy.

You gonna inform his wife?

I'm actually a very calm person, and it takes alot to piss me off.
In fact, I'm still angry! Violence won't solve this, but I will confront him about it again. Its not a plan, but I need to pick up some cd's that I let him borrow.
I want him to remember what a "jackoff" he made himself look like.
I seriously cannot remain friends with a weirdo like this though, whats worse, I live across the street, which will be an everyday reminder.

*shakes head*

[MadSteelDarkness]

[quote="TWITCHDOCTOR]I fucking feal violated AND offended[/quote]

Dude, you have every right to feel that way. It's called sexual harassment.
Suffice to say, you showed great restraint in not breaking a beer bottle over this fuckhead's noggin. I'd stay clear of this asshole, and if he ever did attempt to make conversation with you again, remind him of our great state's
laws regarding self-defense.

Seriously, man...you have my sympathies. *sigh* This is why I"m such an anti-social bastard .

[TWITCHDOCTOR]

With a few more beers in me, my courage and anger are building up.
I'm tempted to bang on that cocksuckers door and demand my cd's back right NOW!
TWITCH is PISSED-OFF!
Before, I was simply "shocked", now that anger sets in... I'm nobody's bitch.
This "person" will hear from me again.

It might not be "pretty" guys...

I'm going to get my cd's back, and I'm telling this loser he's no longer a friend. If he calls me "Wedo" again, I will snap!
Fuckin Messkin!!!

He's lucky he ain't "marked"!!

[Specineff]

I can't believe he offered himself in such a way. Regardless of his sexual preference, that's just plain wrong and tasteless. Get your CD's back, and isolate yourself from further contact with this moron. And tell him that any subsequent attempts to contact you will be taken as harassment and will be prosecuted.

[TWITCHDOCTOR]

Guy's...I did it. I confronted this asshole at 4:30 in the morning. (Banging on the Door)
I told him what he did was FUCKED UP! Whats worse, I know half of the people he know's!

My Irish/Italian came out full force(think Robert Dinero/Steven Seagal)...He tried to confront me, but I standed firm, and told him he was wrong with what he did.
I told him," What if I invited you over to my house, and pulled a boner and said, Hey, Suck it Messkin". "Would you not be offended!?" (SHAME filled his face)
This guy is bigger than me, BUT, I put him in his place. (no contest)
I told him to remember this night forever, because he was WAY outa line(fucked up wise).
It got so intense, my grandmother almost called he police!

I will forgive...but I will never forget!

DONT FUCK WITH THE TWITCH!

To all my friends, thanks for the suppport!

I swear, I'm not making this up.

[Diabollokus]

Fukkin hell, thats some serious shit, You've alot more restraint than I have.


Nobody makes me watch pretty woman ever. Die Gere die!!!!!

Things could have been worse.

[Skyline]

It's safe to say that in Twitch's situation, a lot of us would have shown little to no restraint.

At any rate, hopefully that douchebag won't try anything else, and you won't have to do something you'll end up paying for later. Best case scenario is that he moves out, and you get sane neighbors.

You done well. Time to chill :D

[MovingTarget]

Next time you see him, tell him exactly what you think. If he does shit like that again there'll be consequences

[CMoon]

It is sort of funny, a lot of the folks I have known that are gay are often really a bit too pushy. I mean, if you were hanging out with a female friend you were interested in, you wouldn't just pull your dick out. Don't know why it would be any more appropriate for homosexuals.

[Thunder Force]

This guy is bigger than me, BUT, I put him in his place.

*reads the whole topic*

Damn!

Terrible luck to get a neighbor like that. No sane person would greet new neighbors that way. What an asshole for "whiping it out" like that, and adding a racial slur... WTF? Sounds like he has impulse control issues when influenced by drugs/alcohol. Shit, who knows what substances he took that night. But he should be held 100% responsible, whatever his excuses. At the very least people like this should be stayed FAR away from. Eeeek It's good that you made it known to him that you won't stand for that shit.

[U K Narayan]

Holy crap, that's pretty wild.

This is a reason why I don't actually show my interest in other people, I'd rather have it the other way.

[dave4shmups]

"This is why I"m such an anti-social bastard Mad ."

Don't be so cynical man, most people aren't like this idiot. If you're basing your anti-socialness on such persons, you're needlessly depriving yourself of some great social interaction.

[marcus12024]

"This is why I"m such an anti-social bastard Mad ."

Don't be so cynical man, most people aren't like this idiot. If you're basing your anti-socialness on such persons, you're needlessly depriving yourself of some great social interaction.

It's easy to say things like this when standing on the outside, looking in. I'm sure twitch will return to his normal socializing behaviour given enough time - give the man some time to heal, this would have been a pretty traumatic experience.

Personally I've never had such an experience (and am thankful for that), but I've known people who have been put in such a compromising, uncomfortable situation. They all got over it, so to speak, but it did take some time.

Good job on standin' up for yourself Twitch! I'm not sure what I woulda done in that situation - hopefully I never have to find out. I say play some games, visit with some real friends, and try to take it easy.

[Neon]

Even playing R Type would have been preferable to that situation...my condolences.

Better keep an eye on him, make sure none of the neighborhood kids are going over there...in which case it might be time to use that tire iron on something other than the Chevelle

[dave4shmups]

"give the man some time to heal, this would have been a pretty traumatic experience. "

Doubtless. Which is why my post was meant for MadSteelDarkness.

[LoneSage]

lol, I dunno mang...reading your post made me laugh. I mean, "Pretty Woman"? If that happened to me I'd laugh about it after a few days, to think that a gay guy was hitting on me.

You should go back and get your CDs back.

[Ganelon]

You'd rather have played R-Type? I dunno, is ignorance bliss? Hey, remember that he's your neighbor though. If he offers you an apology gift or something, you should probably accept it and forgive his rudeness.

[TWITCHDOCTOR]

lol, I dunno mang...reading your post made me laugh. I mean, "Pretty Woman"? If that happened to me I'd laugh about it after a few days, to think that a gay guy was hitting on me.

You should go back and get your CDs back.

I'll be fine, I just feel weird about the whole thing.

Lonesage...thats not it though. Maybe he goes both ways, but with a wife and two kids, he really cannot be that "gay".
Personally I think he was getting off to Julia Roberts and being drunk, he figured "what the hell". I guess he figured that he would try and make me his bitch for the evening, but that ain't gonna happen!

He's a Mexican "votto".
Around here in South Texas there are too many Mexicans who refer to white people as "wedo's". I don't think its meant to be rude, simply because most of em don't know any better.(Yea, I mean ignorant) But, it really is rude in my opinion. I don't know why some people have to constantly remind others of their nationality. Then again, some white people will often say shit like "Messkin". Just like I did. When someone acts the the way that my neighbor did, he deserves to be called shit like that. (racial slurrs, etc)
Personally, I avoid using stuff like that. I call people "Dude" or "Man", by their names, etc


If it was just a gay guy hitting on me, I would be fine with that.I would just tell the guy that I'm not like that, and then it would be over.
This guy went outa his way to insult me. First by wackin it a few feet away from me,(I really couldn't see because I was watching the movie, plus, the room was dark) then to call me "Wedo" when he knows my real name, then by telling me to "Go For It". On top of all that, I was even more offended when he said that he knew for sure I was queer.

Julia R. got him hot and bothered...his wife was gone... so, I guess he wanted his dick sucked by just about anyone.
Even if he was somehow "messing/joking" around, I really didn't find it amusing. In the end, he's the one who looks like an idiot-pervert-homo, and he also lost any chances of having a good friend.

BTW: I think that he may have problems, as I've seen two police cars at the house a few weeks ago. The cops showed up after a loud argument between him and his wife. He came storming outa the house and pulled out in his truck like a "bat outa hell". The wife ended up leaving as well, in the opposite direction.
Anyway, when the police arrived, the house was empty. Later on that night, there were other cars pulling up there...I figured concerned in-laws or something.

[SheSaidDutch]

Maybe he wanted you to wack off with him rather than what you said.......
anyway I hope It'll all be resovled soon,

Irem:- If you're not playing our games your playing with something else

[TWITCHDOCTOR]

Another thing to add...
He's about as "macho" as you can be.
Upon our first discussion, he mentioned that he raises roosters for illegal cock-fights. Thats funny...maybe he means cock-fights in more ways than one. Also, he's into boxing. Not just watching, but in the "ring" with gloves.
He has a typical construction job at the nearby plant as well. Yea, a typical "badass".
Any fight with this guy could prove to be painfull.

He may know how to box, but I know some basics when it comes to grappling. Also, an "open hand" to the nose will put anyone down!
If worse ever comes to worse,(really hope not) if I can get him in a choke hold(which ain't hard) it just might be over. I can either render him unconsious, or breck his neck easily.

I'm not the violent type though, he would have to come after me to get me "going".

I don't even feel comfortable sitting outside in front of my house. (my smoking section) as I really don't want to see this guy. I'm not afraid( I'm Irish/Italian remember) . Its just that I don't wanna make eye contact, or for some reason he comes over to appologize...as I don't want to hear it.

[Specineff]

Dang, Twitch. That's fuxxored up. Avoid him like the plague. It's people like him who give minorities a bad name. I don't blame you for being pissed after what you have told us.

In case you all want to know, the word "güero" (wher-o) refers to someone who is light-skinned, regardless of race, and it's normally not offensive. (I equal it with calling someone "Rusty" over here). The opposite to it would be "moreno" (brunnette). HOWEVER, the way he was using it to refer to Twitch DID sound rude all right and offensive, almost derogatory and racist.


Being Mexican myself and living in the USA, I don't understand this "vato loco" sub-culture. It was cool for a while you know, with all that "keeping your latino heritage as a mexican-american, lowriders and paint jobs depicting aztec figures" crap, but advertising to everybody how much of a macho a person is by means of being a brute, abusing your wife, and pulling this kind of moronic shit speaks more of that person being insecure with his own masculinity.

PS: Lowriders suck.

[TWITCHDOCTOR]

You'd rather have played R-Type? I dunno, is ignorance bliss? Hey, remember that he's your neighbor though. If he offers you an apology gift or something, you should probably accept it and forgive his rudeness.

This reply is just as strange as the event itself...no, moreso!

I actually really was considering staying home and playing R-Type Final.

To get to the point, what is so "ignorant" about playing R-Type vs. oral same sex with a weirdo!?
From what I'm getting from this post... is that you would rather suck a mean dick?
Hey, no offense! But your post really does read that way.

[landshark]

I don't even feel comfortable sitting outside in front of my house. (my smoking section) as I really don't want to see this guy. I'm not afraid( I'm Irish/Italian remember) . Its just that I don't wanna make eye contact, or for some reason he comes over to appologize...as I don't want to hear it.

I'm sorry to hear that Twitch. Try not to let the situation go past anything vocal. And if you DO have the chance to try and calm the waters, for example if he does approach you to apologize, do your best to accept it even if you do not want to. You can let him know that you don't want to hang around for the obvious reason of his indecent proposal. But you do NOT want any kind of permanent uncomfortable feeling lingering in the neighborhood between you two.

A year before I moved out of my parents' house, I called the cops on a family across the street from me (the father) because I could hear him beating his daughter (open hand). The cops came, they had court dates, etc etc... it was a bad situation. He knew it was someone in our family that called the cops, hell I called from the driveway on my cell out in the open. For some reason he thought my mom or sister did it.

We'd known them and been good friends for 15 years. After that, the relationship between our 2 families never recovered and I hated being outside when they were as it was just uncomfortable. I'm lucky, I was able to move. My family still lives there. I still feel uncomfortable when I visit my parents.

It sucks.

Lonesage...thats not it though. Maybe he goes both ways, but with a wife and two kids, he really cannot be that "gay".

Sure he can. He's hiding it (well, if he is gay). There are many gay men in marriage relationships with other women and have kids.

[Specineff]

Or he could swing towards both sides of the fence, too.

[MovingTarget]

If I was in your place I would drink my cats wait in beer then go round and sort this shit out. Otherwise it'd be buggin me, and fuck not being able to sit on your own front porch.

[Ord]

If I was in your place I would drink my cats wait in beer then go round and sort this shit out. Otherwise it'd be buggin me, and fuck not being able to sit on your own front porch.

Difference being that you live in Scotland (Guns being rare) and Twich lives in texas (guns VERY popular). Anyhoo no matter where, being drunk and wanting to sort this "situation" out would inevitably lead to violence. Which would be something to avoid no?