Worst threads ever

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:38 pm

CFO wrote:^^ Great news. One of the biggest tools I've ever witnessed online.

No no no! "Reverent Stuart" was EASILY behaving worse than him. I like him much more when he´s just writing reviews - he´s a bit of a problem kid when he´s with other people.

EOJ · Post by **EOJ** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:00 am

Ceph wrote:And so we bid farewell to our dear departed friend Shotgunfacelift. We hardly knew ye.

For those of us who enjoy watching train-wrecks:
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=12430

No, he's still here as Knuckles-Chaotix. Notice that Knuckles-Chaotix just posted today after not posting since Shotgunfacelift joined.

DJ Incompetent · Post by **DJ Incompetent** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:29 am

This forum must really suck if this thread must be constantly appended

8 pages...

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:46 am

twe wrote:
Ceph wrote:And so we bid farewell to our dear departed friend Shotgunfacelift. We hardly knew ye.

For those of us who enjoy watching train-wrecks:
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=12430
No, he's still here as Knuckles-Chaotix. Notice that Knuckles-Chaotix just posted today after not posting since Shotgunfacelift joined.

witch hunt

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:36 am

twe wrote:No, he's still here as Knuckles-Chaotix. Notice that Knuckles-Chaotix just posted today after not posting since Shotgunfacelift joined.

Indeed, it seems unlikely for this to be merely coincidence.
Maybe the mods could (should) check if he's using the same provider.
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JoshF · Post by **JoshF** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:16 am

Maybe he wouldn't say dickish things if people would inform him instead of provoking him. [/truth]

Pirate1019 · Post by **Pirate1019** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:04 pm

JoshF wrote:Maybe he wouldn't say dickish things if people would inform him instead of provoking him. [/truth]

Been done. Tolerance for certain types of people is lower than tolerance for other types of people. Shotgunfacelift was one of the former types of people. If somebody acts like that you can only give him so much curtesy slack before you just drop the rope and walk away.

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:25 pm

Rob wrote:Make a third post about it.

(So where is a jpj thread listed in here?)

Ask and you shall receive:
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=12508

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:59 pm

JoshF wrote:Maybe he wouldn't say dickish things if people would inform him instead of provoking him. [/truth]

If he can't take a few posts by Ceph, the official shmups forum provocateur, then well he probably wouldn't have lasted long anyway.

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:21 am

The n00b wrote:the official shmups forum provocateur

I prefer the term "truth sayer".

Diabollokus · Post by **Diabollokus** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:36 pm

Does anyone remember an old forum member called CrusherJay?

Couldn't spell and Action Jackson had a field day correcting his grammar! I sometimes wish we'd not banned him for the amusement he provided, perhaps the same could be said for Shotgun?

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:24 am

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=14101

Post by **Icarus** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:31 am

CIT wrote:http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=14101

The one before that didn't go according to plan, either.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:47 am

I don't see why they couldn't just delete the bullshit posts and unlock it. The exact same thread will be opened up at some point and reach 30 pages like every other new Cave game's corresponding thread. I think it's nice to have all the comments/opinions from the beginning in one nice thread.

Post by **Icarus** » Fri May 11, 2007 3:05 am

The problem is, that while it is nice to see the new concept art, all we can do in the meanwhile is speculate. Until more concrete information arrives, the amount of speculation starts to decrease over time until everyone starts doing dumb shit.

Code: Select all

var timeLapsed = 1;
for(i=1; i<∞; i++) {
  if(timeLapsed <= 0.01){
    doDumbShit;
  } else {
    doSpeculate;
    timeLapsed/2;
  }
}

doctorx0079 · Post by **doctorx0079** » Fri May 11, 2007 4:27 am

GaijinPunch wrote:I don't see why they couldn't just delete the bullshit posts and unlock it. The exact same thread will be opened up at some point and reach 30 pages like every other new Cave game's corresponding thread. I think it's nice to have all the comments/opinions from the beginning in one nice thread.

Not locked yet.

Randorama · Post by **Randorama** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:02 am

Icarus wrote:The problem is, that while it is nice to see the new concept art, all we can do in the meanwhile is speculate. Until more concrete information arrives, the amount of speculation starts to decrease over time until everyone starts doing dumb shit.
Code: Select all
var timeLapsed = 1;
for(i=1; i<∞; i++) {
  if(timeLapsed <= 0.01){
    doDumbShit;
  } else {
    doSpeculate;
    timeLapsed/2;
  }
}

Excellent, young Spart...young Jedi!

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:05 am

doctorx0079 wrote: Not locked yet.

Actually locked, and then unlocked.

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:33 am

And the bullshit was moved here

doctorx0079 · Post by **doctorx0079** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:33 pm

Ceph wrote:And the bullshit was moved here

O I C

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:19 am

A winner is you:

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=14567

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:57 am

How demeaning.

shiftace · Post by **shiftace** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:23 am

Oh wow. I seriously lost all respect for a couple of guys in that last one.

shinsage · Post by **shinsage** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:34 am

That is easily one of the greatest threads to ever grace shmups Off Topic.

lol s-cry-ed

shoe-sama · Post by **shoe-sama** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:57 am

Someone should make a parody thread of that.

Battlesmurf · Post by **Battlesmurf** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:13 am

I didn't see the link for the 'it's just you' thread ; P

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:51 am

shoe-sama wrote:Someone should make a parody thread of that.

that was my first idea but it would only have worked if andy 5 were to not seriously post in said hypothetical thread

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:57 am

By the way, Andy 5 created five chat-topics and made 40 posts on the day he joined. That's got to be a record.

Limbrooke · Post by **Limbrooke** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:26 pm

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=14699

Nomination for worst post ever.

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 550#247550

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:00 am

Limbrooke wrote:http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=14699

Nomination for worst post ever.
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 550#247550

somebunny got his widdle feewings hurt