Do you clench your butt in intense shmup moments?!?

segasonicfan · Post by **segasonicfan** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:02 am

....cause I know I do

Anyone else here have an uncontrollable clenching of the buttocks when there's super-intense shmupping?

-Segasonicfan

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:04 am

Worst thread.

cigsthecat · Post by **cigsthecat** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:07 am

That's it, you're off the California Dudez team.

howmuchkeefe · Post by **howmuchkeefe** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:09 am

Sphincter. The word of the day is: Sphincter.

segasonicfan · Post by **segasonicfan** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:10 am

Worst thread.

That's it, you're off the California Dudez team.

Well I just wanted to try making a fun little poll. I guess my sense of humor isn't for everyone though.

-Segasonicfan

Limbrooke · Post by **Limbrooke** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:11 am

Rob wrote:Worst thread.

Easily the most unbelieveable topic I've seen. Never have I been so shocked and humoured at the same time.

(This man deserves a medal. Seriously, what 'courage')

Valgar · Post by **Valgar** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:12 am

I like to stick a steel rod up my ass when I play shmups.

tekneekz · Post by **tekneekz** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:14 am

nope just speedy heart rate

Triple Lei · Post by **Triple Lei** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:15 am

Where's the "stop breathing" option?

segasonicfan · Post by **segasonicfan** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:19 am

Where's the "stop breathing" option?

I could have put that as an option but then I would have to add other stuff like "sit up straight"...and I personally do all these things so that would have made voting for just one kinda hard too

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:53 am

Valgar wrote:I like to stick a steel rod up my ass when I play shmups.

Oh yeah? I like to stick an armoured truck up my ass and crush it with the power of my sphincter. But I can only do it when I am playing certain games.

Middlemoor · Post by **Middlemoor** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:45 am

Thread failed.

Twiddle · Post by **Twiddle** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:31 am

[Mod edit: this broke at least three rules - can we have some maturity soon please?]

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:18 am

I just get that crazy look. Like i'm about to piss lightning.

J-Manic · Post by **J-Manic** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:53 am

<<< I make a face like this guy when I encounter an intense moment while shmupping. Lately, Batsugun has been making me make the face. The game is fucking out of control crazy!

FatCobra · Post by **FatCobra** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:56 pm

No, but I do grit my teeth.

thesuperkillerxxx · Post by **thesuperkillerxxx** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:12 pm

Where's the "No, I just shit my pants" choice?

1up · Post by **1up** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:28 pm

Triple Lei wrote:Where's the "stop breathing" option?

Yea, thats what happens to me in intenso shmupping moments. Dont hope a shmups in the future will be so intense that I cant breathe at all

Daigohji · Post by **Daigohji** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:23 pm

I'm more a face-frozen-in-horror-while-a-shrill-squeak-continuously-rolls-from-my-mouth kind of guy.

howmuchkeefe · Post by **howmuchkeefe** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:26 pm

Sit up straight, lean towards the screen.

Dale · Post by **Dale** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:38 pm

I stand up completly I can't play sitting.

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:08 pm

I don't...does that make me mainstream?

UnscathedFlyingObject · Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:56 pm

Where's the "finger up my ass" option?

The Coop · Post by **The Coop** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:01 am

Not at all. Occasionally I'll get a little sweat in my arm pits, but that's it.

Dylan1CC · Post by **Dylan1CC** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:44 am

The Force is not strong with this one.

Worst attempt ever at a "joke thread."

Not even worthy of things you can at least make fun of on Gamefaqs. Not even "Spamperoo" Billy would approve.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:59 am

segasonicfan · Post by **segasonicfan** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:23 am

Wow, some people really need to lighten up. If you don't like the poll don't take it. No reason to come in here just just to bash the thread.

-Segasonicfan

tekneekz · Post by **tekneekz** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:41 am

i dont think this is a joke thread bro lol.... stuff like this happens during shmup sessions.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:58 am

GaijinPunch clenches his butt just thinking about Metal Slug 3D.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:16 am

Haha what the...
I've never noticed it anyway. Gotta pay more attention

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