TRASH GAMING IS A LOOP
TRASHSTORM IS NOT A REAL STORY.
IS NOT EVEN GOOD FICTION.
IS TRASH GAME REVIEWS.
ALL OF THE GAMES FEATURED WOULD CAUSE A PERSON DISAPPOINTMENT,
ANGER, FRUSTRATION, DEPRESSION, MONEY LOSS INCLUDED.
TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
That sense of doing the same.
Again. Again. Again. Again. AGAIN.
Have you felt there's times when you feel you're playing the same game despite being a different title?
Well, that's what happens with Dodge These Asteroids 2, the sequel no one asked for.
Hell-Loop, Trash Game-Loop
Synoyms for disaster.
Like the title says, it is a sequel of Dodge These Asteroids and the premise remains the same as before: Avoid collisions while getting a high score, but there's any REAL differences to justify its existence? Well, there are power ups, but the dickheads who made this game didn't bothered to explain on the main menu screen. So I guess that means I'll have to explain them to you.
RED ITEM: 3 Way Shot, fires a basic three bullet spread fire just like \ | /. It lasts for a few seconds.
GREEN ITEM: Frontal shot. A simple bullet that goes straight frontally. It also lasts a few seconds.
BLUE ITEM: Shield. This is a force field that protects you from a collision. ¿Do I need to say it also lasts a few seconds?
That's right, you're given the ability to destroy the asteroids. But the game goes very generous with you since all the asteroids are destroyed with one hit, even with your crappiest firing rate of 1 or 2 shots on screen, you can still take a stand for enough time to obtain most of the trophies in your first playthrough because of the gentle item drop rate of the game. Speaking of it, Trophy progression just sucks: Play the game for 1 minute, destroy 200 asteroids, die 4 times, Congratulations, you've got the Platinum of this fucking game, and the idea of commit deliberate suicide for trophy progression is just sad and pathetic.
Bad as far as your mind allows you to comprehend.
In terms of graphics and sounds, it was recycled from the previous game. If you saw my review of Dodge These Asteroids, nothing has changed at all, except for the purple space that replaces the blue void from the previous game. That's it, that's the "Great" changes from before.
The best part of the game.
Overall, there's nothing new under the sun for Dodge These Asteroids 2. If you had the disgrace of playing the first one and being stupid enough (or Trophy desperate enough) to pick this game, you'll be feeling that sensation of "Fuck, I've played this shit before". Unfortunately, "Trash Gaming" is a loop and Dodge These Asteroids 2 is part of that loop.
Do I need to say the final score? 1 R-9 out of 10
Being a reviewer hurts, and Eda knows it.