Post the heaviest shit possible

[ChurchOfSolipsism]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LOhMT_GflQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plFN1_nUJD0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL1odyk ... rt_radio=1

[RGC]

This is what my grandma thought Motley Crue sounded like

[ChurchOfSolipsism]

yeah I lol'ed at that comment, too

None of you listen to metal, though? For Christ's sakes, Ozzy died for all our sins, the least you guys could do is post some broodl tunes to mosh to

[Sumez]

None of you listen to metal, though?

Wait it has to be metal too?

These things are probably the most metal stuff I'll go near

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgOg6aYqASY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5t6bKJLldU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjlBOPLWZyw

[BulletMagnet]

Any reason this can't go in here?

[ChurchOfSolipsism]

Any reason this can't go in here?

No offense, man, but we're talking about extreme music here; blastgrind, mathgrind, and noise really don't have much to do with hard rock or heavy metal music, which, at its core, is not much more than a mixture of fast distorted blues and pop. The stuff I want to crush beer cans on my forhead to here is totally dissonant, has chaotic song structures (or none at all as in the case of Merzbow), and the vocals are shrieks or inhuman growls.

Here's some incredibleSwedish chaotic technical heavy shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SebPwAD ... gTsEkJrxFU

None of you listen to metal, though?

Wait it has to be metal too?

These things are probably the most metal stuff I'll go near

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgOg6aYqASY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5t6bKJLldU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjlBOPLWZyw

Nah man it just has to be heavy as fuck, so noise and noisy industrial is totally cool, too. Good shit btw

[ChurchOfSolipsism]

And let's not forget this total classic from a time when a lot of what Relapse released was gold and Pig Destroyer still had balls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR6C7AY ... Ax_BVDmb8b

[evil_ash_xero]

I was going to post some pics of morbidly obese people, but decided against it.