About amputations.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:00 am

Hey all. I'll be quick. (Don't worry, nothing bad has happened to me or anyone I know).

It's more of a warning about a link that some people may be passing around. This refers to a guy who under the influence of drugs and alcohol, got to actually amputate half of his penis. I am not sure if this is actually real, but in case it is, and you don't want to get scarred for life, DON'T LOOK AT SUCH PICTURES!

And no, I'm not providing the link. I have sprayed my computer with Holy Water and erased all traces of such link.

Just to warn you about such potentially shocking pictures. *shudders* It's going to be a long time before I can get an erection. *shudders*

alpha5099 · Post by **alpha5099** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:03 am

I know I would be just as scarred -- more so, probably -- as you if I actually saw these pictures. But just reading "Amputated half of his penis," I cannot stop laughing.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:04 am

Well, "chop-off" sounds a bit too crude, don't you think?

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:29 am

Well, if we can discuss stuff like this, then I guess I shouldn't hold back on starting an OT thread about fart stories. (I have a BUNCH of good ones-after all, what are Universities good for!)

In any case, that guy's gonna have wake up with the worst hangover in history!

mannerbot · Post by **mannerbot** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:38 am

I think my friend actually sent me this link a while ago, he just said "this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen" and warned me not to look. I got a decent look at all of the pictures but didn't bother looking around the site to see what they were for.

landshark · Post by **landshark** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:38 am

dave4shmups wrote:Well, if we can discuss stuff like this, then I guess I shouldn't hold back on starting an OT thread about fart stories. (I have a BUNCH of good ones-after all, what are Universities good for!)

In any case, that guy's gonna have wake up with the worst hangover in history!

Farts are entertaining way past university/college/schooling.

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:46 am

A feminist friend of mine already showed me. She had it up as her wallpaper....

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 2:56 am

"Farts are entertaining way past university/college/schooling."

True, but I'm still afraid that I'd get busted here for starting a thread like that.

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:36 am

Specineff wrote:This refers to a guy who under the influence of drugs and alcohol, got to actually amputate half of his penis.

link kthnxplz.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:34 am

The n00b wrote:A feminist friend of mine already showed me. She had it up as her wallpaper....

Reading about the existence of these pictures didn't make me cringe...THAT did.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:12 am

LoneSage wrote:
Specineff wrote:This refers to a guy who under the influence of drugs and alcohol, got to actually amputate half of his penis.
link kthnxplz.

YES! LINK!

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:29 am

Sorry. Don't have it anymore. I deleted the chat session where my friend sent me the link, and cleared the cache before turning the system off. Trust me. You DON'T want to see it.

Thunder Force · Post by **Thunder Force** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:40 am

LoneSage wrote:
Specineff wrote:This refers to a guy who under the influence of drugs and alcohol, got to actually amputate half of his penis.
link kthnxplz.

As much as we'd all love to see Shmups Forum transform into Feminist Forum and become a distribution source for such images, Forum Rules remain in effect;

"Don't post or link to offensive or illegal content"

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:19 am

Thanks TF. I wouldn't have posted the link even if I had it anyway.

IlMrm · Post by **IlMrm** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:54 am

Reminds me of that sketch from the new Fox show "The Sketch Show", where the guy lost one of his balls, and all the jokes that followed.

MB · Post by MB » Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:37 am

Seen it. It's for real. Scarred for life. I feel ya.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:38 am

You think he was really on drugs? I've done tons and never gotten close to doing anything to harm myself.

chtimi-CLA · Post by **chtimi-CLA** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:32 am

GaijinPunch wrote:You think he was really on drugs? I've done tons and never gotten close to doing anything to harm myself.

but maybe he was on datura, people on datura have a tendency to have bad shit happen to them.
winners don't use datura

Post by **system11** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:54 am

GaijinPunch wrote:You think he was really on drugs? I've done tons and never gotten close to doing anything to harm myself.

In shock news, filling your body with substances designed specifically to confuse it, does different things to different people.

Post by **Shatterhand** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:28 pm

I've seen those pictures... I wasn't all that sure if that thing was real at all. I could see how they could fake it.

What was really funny is that the guy also didn't have one of his fingers. He was practicing with his fingers before going for the penis.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 3:47 pm

Thunder Force wrote:"Don't post or link to offensive or illegal content"

While I'm pretty sure that this isn't illegal and "offensive content" is a little too broad. Couldn't that mean anything? Let's say that I'm offended by graphic violence. Nobody could post screen shots of Quake on this forum. Let's say I'm offended by non-Christian material...

Offensive material?

Lots of people consider Eminem offensive. Would I get mod edited if I quoted an Eminem lyric? All of this is just silly.

There needs to be a definition of offensive, or it shouldn't be a rule. As it stands, it basically means that mods can edit anything they want.

Thunder Force wrote:As much as we'd all love to see Shmups Forum transform into Feminist Forum and become a distribution source for such images,

A feminist might be offended by that. Maybe someone should moderate you?

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:48 pm

Well what DOESN'T offend a feminist?

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:47 pm

mannerbot wrote:I think my friend actually sent me this link a while ago, he just said "this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen" and warned me not to look. I got a decent look at all of the pictures but didn't bother looking around the site to see what they were for.

there was this picture in my 8th grade physical science book of someone with multiple compound fractures on one hand. completely crushed it. the image still haunts me.

mannerbot · Post by **mannerbot** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:08 pm

No, I don't quite think it compares at all.

Strychnine · Post by **Strychnine** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:14 pm

#1. People hack off parts of their bodies all the time. For fun. Not under the influence of drugs. People like to call this body modification. Notice its probably 99% white people who do this. Go troll consumption junction for long enough and you'll see enough penises split down the middle and huge barbells stuffed through things you'd think were impossible to pierce for a lifetime.

People are weird.

And examples in textbooks really pale in comparison to what people like to post on the internet. I just saw a picture of some dude who got his arm stuck in a meat grinder. That was interesting. Real gross, but most importantly - how the fuck did he get his arm up to his elbow stuck in a meat grinder?

#2 Offensive or illegal? Didn't we just have an argument about if someone PRE-WARNS someone whats after the link - its okay? I mean, life sucks, life is brutal, and most certainly weird - but hey, its real. If you're offended by real life, that's gonna be tough.

Andi: BIG UPS! RESPECKT! (in my best Ali G voice)

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:19 pm

mannerbot wrote:No, I don't quite think it compares at all.

not saying it compares mind. just sharing memories.

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:54 pm

"The n00b wrote:
A feminist friend of mine already showed me. She had it up as her wallpaper....

Reading about the existence of these pictures didn't make me cringe...THAT did."

Honestly! Remember to stay away from her whenever she has a knife!

Stuff like this, and plastic surgery just pisses me off. Seriously, what the hell's wrong anymore with being happy with the way God made you? If God wanted me to have a different shaped nose/cheekbones, etc., or half a penis, then He'd have made me that way!

I'll trade my anxiety disorder any day for someone who's biggest problem in life is that they don't like how their ass looks!

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:53 pm

In shock news, filling your body with substances designed specifically to confuse it, does different things to different people.

Okay. Me, and like a few million other people have taken loads of drugs and never hurt ourselves. On the contrary... I'm sure there are people who have done some serious bodily harm, and never touched a substance. I stick to my point -- I don't think the drugs are to blame.

Thunder Force · Post by **Thunder Force** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:58 pm

Strychnine wrote:if someone PRE-WARNS someone whats after the link - its okay?

No

Strychnine wrote:I mean, life sucks, life is brutal, and most certainly weird - but hey, its real. If you're offended by real life, that's gonna be tough.

That's the way it is. No linking to severed penis photos in the forum.

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Fri Mar 18, 2005 12:11 am

The "Real Life" argument is pretty lacking.

Me taking a dump is real life, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna post pictures of it on the frickin' internet! There are much more constructive uses for such technology people.

TF is, IMO, NOT being unreasonable. For cryin' out loud, the mods on this site are pretty generous! This is, as I've said many times before, about the only video game forum I've ever been on that even ALLOWS you to use fowl language. And if we're going to talk about Eminem, I've seen posts on this site that would make him blush.

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