They should fuck off! And by that I mean they should reattain their natural fighting/fucking physique. It's a happier and more productive life!
You know my little brother's dick went soft when he was all of thirty? 
Fat little twat wasn't getting any exercise, between his highfalootin' desk job (I helped him get 
) and too much partying (that's on him, I get a spare moment, I'm WILDIN ON TEH FARM 
). Me and big bro (board-certified sadistic fitness pimp) got his rod back with a little light cardio and resistance work! #nobromo. Boxing, landscaping, fishing with a sensibly hearty diet, shit works amazingly. 
Now he's blasting ropes once more! Two kids and counting! Don't be a Fat Guy Across America (RIP), dead at 49 with an undoubtedly soft dick! 
The harrowing reveal of a producer using a p-p-p-pregnancy metaphor, likewise. I like that he acknowledged the oft-overlooked role of male fertility. You have to take active care of your junk m8s, past thirty you can't blag it on youth alone. Their logo is indeed a turbocharged spermatozoon. Handy adaptation! Bit gross admittedly, as were the other posters; but again, asking for a mea culpa at the altar of DEI, I dunno. I think a tacit dialling in of their frathouse tomfoolery on public-facing media is plenty.
Also, I thought this was an illustrative contradiction, or at least an amusing one:
^ I'm impressed a Chinese guy is talking about PWNing Government (and their Building) so casually!
Wait what! That's some SEXXXXISMS right thurr, surely! But men and women do in fact like different things, as Ms. Tan's handy anecdote reflects. Find a nice weebette and marry her, you too will find fruity josei nonsense harshing your burning shonen mellow. ;3It doesn’t help that, until very recently, almost all video games launching in China’s walled-off market were marketed explicitly toward men, effectively increasing perceptions that women did not belong in the space. Elva Tan, a professional in the Chinese games industry, tells us that this situation has improved in recent years, kicked off in no small part by a surge of Chinese otome games - story-based, romance-driven games initially popularized in Japan - that started with Mr Love: Queen’s Choice in 2017.
“Before the emergence of female-oriented games, all female players could only play games that were mainly focused on men,” Tan says. “After the emergence of female-oriented games, not only girls who play games discovered that there are games specially made for women, but more girls also discovered that games can also be fun. This expands the gaming population and brings further prosperity to the gaming market.”
Saying all this while being KINDA FUCKIN GAY BRO. And by that, I mean a sensitive artistic little pussy. ;w;
It usually gets beaten out of kids where I'm from - acting white lmao - and I'm sure in regrettably many other places. (fortunately I actually am white, and my family is rich, and if you put a hand on the likes of us, you'd draw back a mangled nub as the cops beat your skull in, later murdering your entire family in a "drugs tipoff gone tragically wrong" if they objected! 3;)So if Chineybro here merely wants freedom to make his badass action games, while haughtily flipping off me and my fellow flute-playing scholars - and even the ladies who appreciate us
- from his cubicle; more power to him, tbh. More for me, muhfucka. 
I mean to each his own lmao! You know I only ever fight Artorias with my right arm, ever since I realised exactly how he got his own shield arm so cruelly shattered? I bawled like a fuckin lil bitch atELDEN RING DLC SPOILER
the reveal of Shaman Village in the Elden Ring DLC, too, specifically the Golden Braid's description. 3; "She never returned home, and no-one is left to say" is an exceptionally resonant bit of prose for those of us who sought glory in faraway lands! Or anyone who had to leave people behind for any reason, I'm sure.
EDIT2: FUCK OK I GOT IT THIS TIME NIGHT NIGHT M8s 3;
Don't even get me started on Mary's reading of the letter in SH2's ending. I bite my cheek until I taste blood when replaying for company ERREH TYME.
(a game with a keen eye for man's carnal nature, and the sometimes difficult intertwining of with nobler aspirations, now I think about it)On the evidence proffered, these don't appear to be misogynists, per se. At least it doesn't describe them hurting or even disliking women. They appear to be sophomorically irrepressible gooners who could maybe wind it in a little. I don't know what Miyazaki-san thinks of his teeming harem of lovely barefoot lassies, and I thank him for it. I have a pretty good idea, but between grown men with universally shared appreciations, there's no need to say; truly a master of ellipsis.
Also like fuck am I playing the monkey man game. Nothing to do with coomy posts. Just I already feel like I fucked my own mouth putting ~1500hrs on Froms over the last year. An impressive feat of gymnasticism, cruelly precluded by stultifyingly average endowment. 3; Great at the time, but the "wait fuck NAWWWW" clarity is not to be downplayed!
