Operation Wolf RETURNS

[BIL]

CYBERBULLY THOSE WHO INSULT OPERATION WOLF RETURN (｀w´メ)

edit: WHAT THE FU

and making Lucia and Bill Rizer evil for no reason.

I dunno x93! I thought that was a nice bit of oldschool sci-fi pulp, and Contra is 110% that. Everyone goes "LMAO MASTER C IS THE TRUE & HONEST BILL RIZER (HE CONSCIOUSNESS UPLOADE IN2 A CUMPOOTER )" - parroting the villain himself, amusingly enough! But ask yourself, is a soldier's killer instinct distilled and digitised any reflection of the man in toto? Fuck that shit x93! MeatBill can't turn his head into a massive bullet-spraying cybertwat, but he does shoot only Bad People Who Deserve It™, which is a damn sight more accurate!

Lucia was only following orders imo, they could've had Browny strut out with a big pair of novelty tits (and/or floppy rubber cock & balls) bolted on for the same effect. It's very tragic ala Phillip K. Dick! 3;

It all reminds me of another fiasco, those filthy casuals at "CONTRA WIKI" insisting you can carry only ONE Hyper Shell™ in Super Contra, which is arrant - and dangerous! - shite. But that is another story.

[Sumez]

I hope they make a reboot where Lance Bean is an actual bean. Or maybe a crossover with Mr. Bean?

[xxx1993]

CYBERBULLY THOSE WHO INSULT OPERATION WOLF RETURN (｀w´メ)

edit: WHAT THE FU

and making Lucia and Bill Rizer evil for no reason.

I dunno x93! I thought that was a nice bit of oldschool sci-fi pulp, and Contra is 110% that. Everyone goes "LMAO MASTER C IS THE TRUE & HONEST BILL RIZER (HE CONSCIOUSNESS UPLOADE IN2 A CUMPOOTER )" - parroting the villain himself, amusingly enough! But ask yourself, is a soldier's killer instinct distilled and digitised any reflection of the man in toto? Fuck that shit x93! MeatBill can't turn his head into a massive bullet-spraying cybertwat, but he does shoot only Bad People Who Deserve It™, which is a damn sight more accurate!

Lucia was only following orders imo, they could've had Browny strut out with a big pair of novelty tits (and/or floppy rubber cock & balls) bolted on for the same effect. It's very tragic ala Phillip K. Dick! 3;

It all reminds me of another fiasco, those filthy casuals at "CONTRA WIKI" insisting you can carry only ONE Hyper Shell™ in Super Contra, which is arrant - and dangerous! - shite. But that is another story.

I actually refuse to believe Master Contra is Bill Rizer. I think the real Bill Rizer is Mystery G.

[AGermanArtist]

u wot m8?

[BIL]

I think the real Bill Rizer is Mystery G.

Yeah same. 3; Not a bad little story imo. Fiery pulp-lite. There's a fine art to giving arcade-bred games a little gravity without bogging them down! See also AC Double Dragon II, legit SADNESS AND (futile) REVENGE. No matter how angrily you choke that willy, what's done is done. 3;

[xxx1993]

u wot m8?

Because I refuse to believe that the hero of Contra would go rogue just like that. There isn’t even a reason behind that.

Yeah same. 3; Not a bad little story imo. Fiery pulp-lite. There's a fine art to giving arcade-bred games a little gravity without bogging them down! See also AC Double Dragon II, legit SADNESS AND (futile) REVENGE. No matter how angrily you choke that willy, what's done is done. 3;

At least the NES and PC Engine versions remedy that by having Marian come back from the dead after defeating the final boss.

[Sumez]

Oh so that's why it's called "the revenge" huh!

[xxx1993]

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Well, here's my review of the game, as I promised.

[PerishedFraud ឵឵]

My favorite part of Contra Shittered Soilder was when Lance Bean said "It's beaning time!" and beaned all over Bill Jizer and Loocia

They could've had Browny strut out with a big pair of novelty tits (and/or floppy rubber cock & balls)

Weapon C not enough for you?