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In the last 3 days...

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...my girlfriend's mom has -

7. Walked in the bathroom while i was showering
6. Drunkenly insulted my ass
5. Snapped at me for laughing at something funny she couldn't read with her eyesight
4. Farted in my presence
3. Blamed me for breaking her dvd player because i unplugged it during a lightning storm - which she then watched 3 DVD's on later before it broke.
2. Unplugged my computer since it was locked and she couldn't shut it down - to save electricty. :?
1. Tonight she tried to snatch my PSP out of my hands while i was fighting the boss rush in Gradius IV.

There's still 3 more days to go. :evil:
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You see her too much.
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circuitface wrote:...my girlfriend's mom has -

7. Walked in the bathroom while i was showering
6. Drunkenly insulted my ass
5. Snapped at me for laughing at something funny she couldn't read with her eyesight
4. Farted in my presence
3. Blamed me for breaking her dvd player because i unplugged it during a lightning storm - which she then watched 3 DVD's on later before it broke.
2. Unplugged my computer since it was locked and she couldn't shut it down - to save electricty. :?
1. Tonight she tried to snatch my PSP out of my hands while i was fighting the boss rush in Gradius IV.

There's still 3 more days to go. :evil:
This made me lol first thing in the morning. Thanks.
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Post by Ceph »

Maybe you should rather have moved in with your girlfriend instead of her mother?
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Don't tell you gf that, unless you don't want her anymore
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Oh, she knows. Shhheeeee kknnnoowwwwsss.

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and understands. That's how bad it is. This woman = crazy.

And i didn't move in with her. We're changing apartments again and we had to stay here until our new one is finished being cleaned.

I swear to god if she sends me on one more beer run i'm going to spike it with cat pee.
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Ceph wrote:Maybe you should rather have moved in with your girlfriend instead of her mother?
That was pretty clever. I liked that.
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Go see "The Devil wears Prada." :D
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This much vaunted bohemian lifestyle is turning into an episode of My Name is Earl.
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Don't you mean "Married with Children" ? :D
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Post by sjewkestheloon »

oh that did make me chuckle :lol:

my girly's mom is great and she plies me with beer and food.
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circuitface wrote:Oh, she knows. Shhheeeee kknnnoowwwwsss.

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and understands. That's how bad it is. This woman = crazy.

And i didn't move in with her. We're changing apartments again and we had to stay here until our new one is finished being cleaned.

I swear to god if she sends me on one more beer run i'm going to spike it with cat pee.
Well if she knows, then why not break up?? Pretty much everything you listed that she's done sounds pretty annoying, to say the least. Although I'd laugh my arse off if I had a girlfriend who farted in front of me!
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dave4shmups wrote:Although I'd laugh my arse off if I had a girlfriend who farted in front of me!
From what I understand, it was the girlfriend's mother. But yeah... If two people are living together, sleeping together etc. and you try not to fart, good luck. You'll be holding it in forever. Or maybe it's just that Chinese people fart extra lots.
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dave4shmups wrote: Although I'd laugh my arse off if I had a girlfriend who farted in front of me!

Yeah well, having your girlfriend perform the art of the pussy fart is even funnier I'll tell you... *






*though deadly for any urge for sex you might have had...;)
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^pussy fart?
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