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BIL wrote: Ha, I remember hearing that too, long after his amiably rumpled-yet-barking 90s run. Was like "Wait what the fuck?" then watched Possession and was like "Ahh." Could definitely see that dapper fiend as Book Bond in one of his "BAWW IMMA QUIT" ebbs, snapping one Spetsnaz's neck while shooting another in the nuts and stompin' on 'em, proffering the lousy commie cunt a headshot in exchange for...
iirc, it was predicated on his run as Riley, Ace of Spies, which fucking rules btw. It was a dramatization of Sidney Reilly's exploits, who Ian Flemming based the character of Bond on.

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Helll yeah, archly suave. Image "I look forward to it my dear boy!"

Interesting career trajectory, going from the secret agent genre to eccentric shop-worn outsiders. Makes sense Cubby and co would scout him around the time they were reeling back in Roger's sillier 70s extremes, with the literary Bond always portrayed by Fleming (and Dalton) as an introspective sort, moreso than the daft playboys of lovable Roger and rather less lovable Brosnan.
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BIL wrote: 70s extremes, with the literary Bond always portrayed by Fleming (and Dalton) as an introspective sort, moreso than the daft playboys of lovable Roger and rather less lovable Brosnan.
It's funny, I always hated Roger Moore and loved Pierce Brosnan (even though his Bond movies were all trash), but I never cared for Connery either (in any capacity really although Zardoz is a riot). I guess people thought he was hot back in the caveman times? I actually enjoyed Lazenby's movie more than the rest, but Emma Peel was probably the main reason for that.

I never read any Bond books, and while Dalton is an absolute treasure, his Bond movies do nothing for me. They really fucked up 00s Bond by getting that boring blonde guy instead of Clive Owen. Sean's talentless brother Neil is by far the most hilarious Bond.

If we're being honest with ourselves, Flint crushes Bond in every single category except silly gadgets. It helps that real women actually like him, so they didn't need to throw an endless parade of disposable bimbos into the meat grinder to sell him as a smooth operator. I guess you could try docking points for them being parodies, but honestly they aren't any goofier than most actual Bond movies.
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Air Master Burst wrote:
It's funny, I always hated Roger Moore and loved Pierce Brosnan (even though his Bond movies were all trash)
While I still enjoyed the silliness of the 70s Moore films, I do prefer Brosnan, and I think that was a fairly common sentiment among most. The exception being people who grew up in the 70s and knew Moore as THE Bond. Brosnan and Dalton were my Bonds, and my parent's were Connery.
I never cared for Connery either (in any capacity really although Zardoz is a riot)
He was considered dapper for sure. One role I wouldn't miss of his is Alfred Hitchcock's Marnie. There are also a handful of real winners sprinkled into his career like The Man Who Would be King, Red October (alongside Sam Neill no less), and of course Time Bandits.

In general, I think Connery does not objectively put his best foot forward with complicated roles, but there is evidence that he's fully capable of it; when reined in, he really shines. If you look at his role in The Last Crusade, the pressure is totally off him to carry the scene and (imho) he ends up doing a great job. Similar to The Man Who Would be King where he has to share the spotlight with Michael Caine.

I actually enjoyed Lazenby's movie more than the rest, but Emma Peel was probably the main reason for that.
Oh contraire, people love that movie in retrospect, it was the shock of moving away from Connery that doomed it at the box office, and not the quality of the film. He was playing a much more authentic Bond, and the studios reacted to it's failure by choosing Moore, who embodied all the goofier qualities of Connery's Bond without any grit.
If we're being honest with ourselves, Flint crushes Bond in every single category except silly gadgets. It helps that real women actually like him, so they didn't need to throw an endless parade of disposable bimbos into the meat grinder to sell him as a smooth operator. I guess you could try docking points for them being parodies, but honestly they aren't any goofier than most actual Bond movies.
Flint is awesome, if you ever wanted to read something that took all the weird sci-fi parts of those 60s/70s spy series, and took the spy part out of it, I'd recommend Michael Moorcock's Jerry Cornelius books.
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Technically I grew up with Dalton, but when I was small Connery and Moore were pretty much both Bond (I don't know if I ever saw OHMSS with Lazenby). Octopussy was one of the first movies I can remember actually, we had it on VHS (I called it "Mister Pussy," I was a smart kid :cool:).

In hindsight, I'd trade a few of Roger's extensive run for more Dalton. The latter was actually offered the role after Diamonds, turning it down feeling he was too young, and then he famously flew the coop after that early 90s clusterfuck with Eon/MGM etc - shame, as I thought TLD was a decent first outing, and while the first half of LTK is utter shite (entirely due to a script and shoots reminiscent of a random TNT original movie), the South American-set latter has some good Renegade Bond action. Just ignore the canonical Achilles heel of Felix getting mauled by a shark, again, with a note saying "He disagreed with something that ate him," again. :mrgreen: Ah jeez. Bond canon, Godfather canon, who cares after the OG author carked it eh.

Funny thing about Roger, he may be the campiest and chummiest Bond by miles, a true English gent - but at the same time he's the most massive shagger and brutal killer of the entire set. :lol: Shooting Stromberg square in the dick before blowing his brains out, FYEO's car kick, even performing the formidable task of cucking Christopher Walken - can you imagine keeping your rod with that creepy fuck staring at you and jacking it? :shock: He famously disliked the violence of his later run, it should be said, particularly VTK's Walkenriffic employee massacre, but I think it gives his films a certain odd edge; like Simon Templar finding himself in a world of 70s quasi-sploitation.

How I wish Connery had starred in Golden Gun, though. Moore comes off like a cross schoolmaster, scolding the formidable Christopher Lee - doesn't really convey the sense of two apex shaggers and master killers facing off. Speaking of Lee, god damn. I'd have gone with him over Lazenby Moore and Brosnan combined.

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Ultimately the only Bond films I'd be compelled to put on a desert island spy thriller list are Dr. No (hometown favourite, also Ursula Andress Image), From Russia With Love (the earthiest of Connery's run with some nice low-fi intensity, like that brutal traincar scrap) and Goldfinger, which is about as blockbusty as I want my Bonds to get. I'll happily watch lots of the others, but I think it's universal that each Bond dropped off significantly as their run went on, with the obvious exception of Lazenby.
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Loved Bond as a kid, find it rather boring as an adult.
Car or boat chases put me to sleep.

people rant about Skyfall so I should probably watch that. I thought Spectre was lame AF.. was expecting some cold war-evoking spy intrigue and just got corny villain shit like.. well, more fool me I guess.

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I think Craig did well with what he was given: an uber-moody Bond who went beyond the books' merely thoughtful fatalist into outright clinical depression; not really my cup of tea, but I don't mind his films for what they are. I'd rate Casino Royale (2006) highly, with the opening third's punishing physicality (airport scene is wonderful), and the nicely pared-down titular setting of the middle - if not for the syrupy dialogue in its "fake good end," pre-denouement phase.

A riveting tale :cool:
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Skyballs is one of the more screamingly obvious post-Dark Knight blockbusters, with Javier Bardem's crazy critter doing all kinds of wacky shit three steps ahead of Bondman. Not a bad ride imo. Craig again manages some attractively grounded stunts - he kept himself trim, if nothing else - and the Home Alone finale is good bloodening ridiculous fun. At one point an attack helicopter gets taken out by flying chunks of masonry, now that is what I want to see!
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Two movies on Netflix today: The School for Good and Evil and Blackout.
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Any Bond fan should watch the french OSS 117 movies. Not only are they hilarious, they are parodies done right. They mock classic Bond in a way that shows a true and deep love for the source material, and that’s what makes them so special. Also, in hindsight, they aren’t really all that far removed from the movies of Connery's and Moore's runs.
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xxx1993 wrote:Two movies on Netflix today: The School for Good and Evil and Blackout.
Any good? Bit shite? Lives are on the line x93-kun (`w´メ) HOW IT MAKE U FEEL (◎w◎;)
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Add some more mystery to it, why don't you? For flavour, you know?

"Saw some net flick the other night, but I ain't telling which...hehehe.

We would sure begging to know more, I reckon.
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BIL wrote:
xxx1993 wrote:Two movies on Netflix today: The School for Good and Evil and Blackout.
Any good? Bit shite? Lives are on the line x93-kun (`w´メ) HOW IT MAKE U FEEL (◎w◎;)
I didn't really care too much about The School for Good and Evil. But Blackout was pretty good fun, like Die Hard meets The Bourne Identity as we follow a DEA agent facing off against a Mexican drug cartel while trying to regain his memory and trying to locate a MacGuffin of sorts.
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New Hellraiser has some fun designs and a couple great scenes. Can't really hold a candle to the original, but better than most of the sequels for sure. The new box is fucking dope, though!
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Saw Black Adam!
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Here's one to add to your lovecraft film list:

J.K. Simmons Voices a Lovecraftian Monster Living in a Glory Hole

another Shudder original, Vicious Fun is pretty good. Young dude finds himself at a serial killer group therapy session and has to fight his way out.
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If you're getting a Halloween Shudder subscription and like both darkwave and naked ladies, check out Blood Machines, the spiritual sequel to Turbo Killer.

The actual trailer for Blood Machines is NWS
Two working class dudes, one black one white, just baked a tray of ten cookies together.

An oligarch walks in and grabs nine cookies for himself.

Then he says to the white dude "Watch out for that black dude, he wants a piece of your cookie!"
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xxx1993 wrote:Saw Black Adam!
Yeah me too! I can't believe he fit the whole thing in his WAIT A MINUTE ARE YOU WATCHING PORNS X93-kun (`w´メ)

Good choice (`w´メ)

The Dark Half (1991; released 1993) Middlingly successful highbrow author THAD finds far greater success as secret alter-ego GEORGE, a hard-living ruffian with a roaring trade in the pulpiest pulp! Cor! Then some cunt finds out, and threatens to go public! "Uh, go ahead I guess?" says Thad "Kiss your gritty verisimilitude - AND SALES - goodbye, nerdyboy!" sneers the blackmailer "Well shit" says Thad, who gets ahead of the crook by ceremonially killing off poor George! Or did he :shock:

Efficiently evil doppelganger horror, handsomely adapted by George Romero from the Stephen King novel. Something of a genre chameleon. While its premise is wonderfully surreal - the HPL-poached whippoorwills are superb - and Romero delivers some sleek visual motifs, its direction is firmly carnage-driven. I'd almost call it giallo-esque, except there's willfully zero mystery as to the blade-wielding culprit's identity. To that ballsy end, Timothy Hutton carries the film in a bravura dual lead. Also a good turn by Michael Rooker as a manful cop who's refreshingly not an idiot!

The invasively paranoiac air isn't too far removed from a more slasher-based Fatal Attraction. Quality work all-around, with the bonus of some very nice practical effects.

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As I mentioned to NYN a page or so back, I originally knew this from its PC game adaptation, a pointy/click affair. Not unlike I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, now I think about it. Anyhoo, back then I didn't really get the concept of parasitic twins / teratomas, and was freaked reet out. "It's not a tumour... it's a twin!" Did you know Joey Ramone was born with one attached to his spine? Jesus, poor guy had a rough life.

Being a bit older, I still think it's a good concept for doppy-themed horror. For a much, much sillier recent effort, see Malignant (pretty good fun, in hindsight - the leads are zeroes, but the doppin' is boppin; good silly fun).
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BIL wrote: Spoilers:
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As I mentioned to NYN a page or so back, I originally knew this from its PC game adaptation, a pointy/click affair. Not unlike I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, now I think about it. Anyhoo, back then I didn't really get the concept of parasitic twins / teratomas, and was freaked reet out. "It's not a tumour... it's a twin!" Did you know Joey Ramone was born with one attached to his spine? Jesus, poor guy had a rough life.

Being a bit older, I still think it's a good concept for doppy-themed horror. For a much, much sillier recent effort, see Malignant (pretty good fun, in hindsight - the leads are zeroes, but the doppin' is boppin; good silly fun).
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So have you seen Malignant yet, because holy shit do you need to see Malignant!
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BIL wrote:The Dark Half (1991; released 1993) Middlingly successful highbrow author THAD finds far greater success as secret alter-ego GEORGE, a hard-living ruffian with a roaring trade in the pulpiest pulp! Cor! Then some cunt finds out, and threatens to go public! "Uh, go ahead I guess?" says Thad "Kiss your gritty verisimilitude - AND SALES - goodbye, nerdyboy!" sneers the blackmailer "Well shit" says Thad, who gets ahead of the crook by ceremonially killing off poor George! Or did he :shock:

Efficiently evil doppelganger horror, handsomely adapted by George Romero from the Stephen King novel. Something of a genre chameleon. While its premise is wonderfully surreal - the HPL-poached whippoorwills are superb - and Romero delivers some sleek visual motifs, its direction is firmly carnage-driven. I'd almost call it giallo-esque, except there's willfully zero mystery as to the blade-wielding culprit's identity. To that ballsy end, Timothy Hutton carries the film in a bravura dual lead. Also a good turn by Michael Rooker as a manful cop who's refreshingly not an idiot!

The invasively paranoiac air isn't too far removed from a more slasher-based Fatal Attraction. Quality work all-around, with the bonus of some very nice practical effects.
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Fab comment. Satisfying to read that you enjoyed it.

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BIL wrote: Ultimately the only Bond films I'd be compelled to put on a desert island spy thriller list are Dr. No (hometown favourite, also Ursula Andress Image), From Russia With Love (the earthiest of Connery's run with some nice low-fi intensity, like that brutal traincar scrap) and Goldfinger, which is about as blockbusty as I want my Bonds to get.
I like how all three of these movies are in the first Sean Connery Bond blu-ray set. Good stuff.
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Mischief Maker wrote:If you're getting a Halloween Shudder subscription and like both darkwave and naked ladies, check out Blood Machines, the spiritual sequel to Turbo Killer.

The actual trailer for Blood Machines is NWS
It's one of my favorite sci-fi films in years, even bought the vinyl of the (godlike) Carpenter Brut OST.

I hate that it's impossible to own, though... it was KS only, and doesn't exist for purchase anywhere.

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Army of the Dead is a lot of fun, but I'm 90% sure it was the result of Snyder playing Dead Rising 2. Also you could easily cut like 30+ minutes of pompous shit, but that's par for the course for him. He should stick to zombies!
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Extreme Prejudice (1987) or Dirty Delta Harry's Wild Force Bunch. Neo Western x Super Cop x Spec Ops = TRIPLE-STRONG ACTION MOVIE Image Hardcase Texas Ranger is pincered by his old pal's burgeoning cartel AND black ops madmen ZOMBIE UNIT! Reaganomics motherfucker! :shock: drauch's recs never miss. :cool:

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Packed with certifiable hard cunts - Nick Nolte looking like he could shatter diamonds with his asscheeks, Michael Ironside as always the scariest fucker in rooms full of mean mofos - and fuelled by Walter Hill's master blend of blazing action and dusty, bloody Peckinpah grit. A cleverly-layered vice tale whose squib-laden firefights and crushing car wrecks leave BODIES DAMAGED BEYOND RECOGNITION. Image Special mention to the glorious Foley - punches, body falls, and gunshots exude classic cucumber-crunching 80s brawn. Serve fuckin loud.
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Confirmed that there was indeed a Poltergeist Remake, I didn't just hallucinate that or was biased because everything has a remake. Also confirmed they're going to make a Poltergeist Remake, if they can. Not confirmed is if they're going to going to make a Poltergeist Remake.

This one may be the peak of futile endeavors. Did anyone want or ask for this? Did any of you watch this thing? I'm a trash digger, wasn't offended when Malcom In Middle Godzilla/Ghoostboosters made me fall asleep... but Poltergeist Remake.

One of the things I think about sometimes is back in the 50's and 60's, when they used to make new movies. The sensationalist schlock movie posters that look insanely awesome, but the movie contained inside is a $100,000 turd with a guy in a rubber suit in it, if you're lucky?

I always wonder what it'd be like if any of those movies ever lived up to their posters. Molding people in their formulative years, there might actually have been this entire branch of animation dedicated to schlock horror. The US scene wouldn't be relegated to comedy, children's, and superhero stuff.
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To be fair, there's no way a Poltergeist remake could possibly be as bad as the original sequels. Then again, even the original was pretty uninspired, but that was back when anything Spielberg touched would make bank.
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Say Anything...

That boombox holding, right?! Right on! You found the meme. Knowing the John Huhges-directed and -produced 80s teen movies, it's a mild surprise this one doesn't adhere to that sticky formular. It's staged (barely) post high school graduation; the parteh is fairly early; the young male quakes post-coitus; he has only female friends. Sounds strange? Hah! Similiar strong focus on the soundtrack. Parental figures are not main-villains, yet corrupt anyway. It's not overly funny, I counted 3 big crack-ups. It's got kickboxing when it wasn't called K1, whoa, rad move for a teen audience in '89, right? I guess this rounded out that decade on a unusual trope note.
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BryanM wrote:Confirmed that there was indeed a Poltergeist Remake, I didn't just hallucinate that or was biased because everything has a remake. Also confirmed they're going to make a Poltergeist Remake, if they can. Not confirmed is if they're going to going to make a Poltergeist Remake.
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NYN wrote:Say Anything...

That boombox holding, right?! Right on! You found the meme. Knowing the John Huhges-directed and -produced 80s teen movies, it's a mild surprise this one doesn't adhere to that sticky formular. It's staged (barely) post high school graduation; the parteh is fairly early; the young male quakes post-coitus; he has only female friends. Sounds strange? Hah! Similiar strong focus on the soundtrack. Parental figures are not main-villains, yet corrupt anyway. It's not overly funny, I counted 3 big crack-ups. It's got kickboxing when it wasn't called K1, whoa, rad move for a teen audience in '89, right? I guess this rounded out that decade on a unusual trope note.
I'm reminded of this now... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzXWJsfcyE
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Watched Fulci's the Beyond the other day and got reminded how badass the theme track is (Fabio Frizzi), bumps the rating up on it's own. That flute sound at 1:40 fits so perfectly.
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