TRASHLYMPICS - POWERED BY BREAKTHROUGH GAMING
SOCCER IN GAMING
1979 - 2022
CHERISHED SPORT
KILLED BY A GAMING FOUL
Looks like a sport was killed out in gaming territory, and to find the main suspect we'll surely have to put our eyes on Myron Kevan Tynes Jr. as the main suspect.
Yep, Breakthrough Gaming once again kills a sport with his horrible games. ¿But how did Breakthrough Gaming killed Soccer? Well, let's find out.
Breakthrough Gaming said "Behold, the Anti-Sport".
Well, looks like Breakthrough Gaming re-released his old Soccer game as a "Challenge Mode Edition" on the Arcade lineup. The gameplay is no different from the original Soccer game, just "kick" the ball by moving towards it and pray for the fucking thing to move on the desired direction 'cos most of the time it will be bounced like a hyperactive kid with a 12 Pepsi cans-based sugar overdose. Sometimes, the ball will get stuck if it gets in contact with you and you have to press Triangle to reset the penalty kick, and getting stucked sucks 'cos the timer runs fast, like 1 real time second is 2.5 in-game and you're required to get 10 goals to complete those for the Normal Game mode.
More trash-based suffering...
The game features a Practice Mode where you have to reach 25 goals with 250 seconds. In this mode, you'll be getting trophies for each goal until you reach 25 and you get the Platinum for playing this shit. Looks like Breakthrough Gaming really threw the concept of trophy milking through the window because those are the cheapest 36 trophies known in human history. Such a large number means a lot of effort in most games and tough conditions, but at least they're worth those challenges. This is the opposite and it feels like if you've paid a buck for them.
I'm not gonna talk about graphics and sound 'cos they're the same garbage as the original Soccer game which I've criticized before.
BREAKTHROUGH CURIOSITIES
- This is the first game (by now) of Breakthrough Gaming that features the largest amount of trophies.
Shizuka: "mIsSiOn cOmPlEtE" ENOUGH WITH THAT SHIT!!
Breakthrough Gaming once again established a new record on being pathetic not just by re-releasing the same trash game, but also turining it into a "Trophies-for-Cheap" exercise of zero effort that will make a gamer feel insulted. Unfortuntately, Myron Kevan Tynes Jr. knows no shame on this and this is just the first part of the "Triple Event". Yeah, a Sunday with three "New" trash games from Breakthrough Gaming. GOD HELP US ALL...
Graphic description of "Emilienated Sanity".