Ultimate movie taglines - bring back the hype

[BIL]

[BIL]

FUCK EM, AND THERE LAWWWR



Rugged as fuck, just like the tougher-than-a-nickel-steak movie.

[Vexorg]

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl092whRLlI

[Air Master Burst]

Ok but can we just stop for a sec and talk about what the fuck is going on with Bronson's arms in that Hard Times poster?

[RGC]

Inspects ejected motorcyclist's tasty butt.

[cj iwakura]

One for the ages:

[BIL]

Shumps frens, if u die 2nite i won't b @ ur funeral...
CUS ILL BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING THE MUHFUCKAS THAT KILLD U



Can't recall if this next one was posted already - I know we had a Euro variant in the poster thread.



Either way, that's an ace tagline - darkly apropos, with a deft callback. Shame the anthology approach never took off, if this was the calibre of unbridled, batshit-crazy evil they were capable of. Whenever I come across a particularly choice horror one-shot, I like to call it an honorary Halloween IV. (past candidates including You're Next, It Follows, Triangle, February, and The Guest - watch 'em, they're great!)

Ok but can we just stop for a sec and talk about what the fuck is going on with Bronson's arms in that Hard Times poster?

I really like it - reminds me of the deliberately larger-than-life fists and feet in SFII Turbo's official arts.

One for the ages:

I wonder if he parties with Snowflame.

COCAINE IS MY GOD

Spoiler

[GaijinPunch]

Shumps frens, if u die 2nite i won't b @ ur funeral...
CUS ILL BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING THE MUHFUCKAS THAT KILLD U

A rating I can get behind.

[BIL]

Apparently it has a sequel "BEN" which only managed a measly "R"

[DMC]

Shumps frens, if u die 2nite i won't b @ ur funeral...
CUS ILL BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING THE MUHFUCKAS THAT KILLD U

Finish my credit, enter the 3-letter nick, and chase that fucker!

[Skykid]

^ Legendary.

[BIL]

Shumps frens, if u die 2nite i won't b @ ur funeral...
CUS ILL BE IN JAIL 4 KILLING THE MUHFUCKAS THAT KILLD U

Finish my credit, enter the 3-letter nick, and chase that fucker!

In these situations with opps on the run, "AAB" or "ALWAYS AVENGED BROS" is acceptable! (you can use "AAA" on 1941 and Varth et al, it'll convert to the equally apropos "CAP" ! )

OHO, BIG (◎w◎;)

Little Annoyed Hell GAIDEN: Having to bump this and the Movie Posters thread simultaneously ERREH TIEM 3; Worth it though!