The Garou fight from the One Punch Man Remake finally happened, so I checked in to see how much they fucked it up. They exceeded my expectations! This is at least on par with the calvary battle in Prison School. And they're gonna make a third season of this? Such a waste.
They just pile more and more distracting and meaningless shit to pad out pages, while removing important stuff. The whole exchange after Garou gives up, gone-zo.
Garou: "... so what should I do now?"
Saitama: "First of all, you should go pay that bill. Besides that, I don't care."
Garou: "..That's it?? Some hero you are."
Saitama: "Hey, don't go blaming this on me. It's not my place to tell you how to live your life."
^ This poignant little moment was sacrificed for a cosmic space battle where Saitama destroys Jupiter with a sneeze and travels back in time. Yeah.
And so too was the scene of Bang half-heartedly beating him up as punishment, but the old man not having the heart to hit him for real.
Aaaand the "What does being a hero mean to you?" -> ".... it's a hobby." bombshell being removed. Is this even the same story without it?
The part I hate the most is that Blast shows up. You know, the #1 guy with over a decade of hype behind him? The man, the myth, the legend? Unseen for decades, rumored to be fake or dead? Tatsumaki's inspiration for becoming a hero? He just pops in randomly for a couple pages to contain collateral damage in someone else's cosmic space fight. What a great introduction. Yeah.
It's also antithetical to what little we know about Blast: the organization sees calling him in as a last resort, as the collateral damage he would cause would be too great. To the point that losing an entire city is maybe preferable to calling the guy in. The impression we have is he's kind of a jerk, maybe. Or at least his power set is hard to control and very destructive. His name is
Blast, not Magic Dimensional Barrier Guy.
Saitama getting a "power up" boost midfight is also completely antithetical to OPM in its entirety.... sigh. He doesn't want to get stronger, he doesn't need it, he's already the strongest, he hates it, and that's the entire initial premise of the series. He was the anti "smug try-hard shonen battle protagonist". Was.
It's such a shame; I really liked some of the extra side stories in the early days. It felt like the webcomic, but with a little bit extra. These days there's more pages in the Murata remake, but it feels like so much less.
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Argh, I could write a book on how great the introductions in Real One Punch Man are. They're quick and snappy, and always serve to display some of the character's personality and their motivations in life. They usually lead to something, which means they
mean something.
King is grim and serious when we first see him, that subverts the joke character he actually is.
Super Alloy Darkshine tries to tone down the conflict between the heroes, which gets across that he's a caring guy, but also a bit soft. Which means it makes perfect sense he retires later on when he tastes failure and fear for the first time.
Set up -> Pay off. You know,
writing. Not just random shit happening that doesn't matter.
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And when they shoehorn in old iconic scenes that no longer make any sense in the new context they're in! How the hell is the table flip supposed to matter in a cosmic space battle? How is it an "epic" moment when twelve even more "epic" things have happened? Garou literally caused multiple nuclear explosions with his punches before this! He fired a gamma ray burst! How was this a threat to him? How does a cosmic spaceman get up and down confused, etc etc etc? Argh, I have complaints.
Why couldn't they have just done a hiatus. Let the man do his webcomic hobby on his own time, build up a backlog. Profit seeking has ruined this thing.
Argh, and I forgot about the redraws. The redraws! One week, a character is a heartless mass murderer. Next week, get the same chapter except he isn't. It's such a mess, this isn't professional, they need so much more time to develop this. And I assume it's all to keep Murata paid and on the job...
Numbers go up filler, smh. Modern Dragonball is better than modern OPM, there is no god.
(And padding things out with filler fights with increasingly large centipedes still annoys me! Come on! The webcomic mocks the hell out of that shit; one little bit is about an organization trying to prevent an ancient evil from being set free, while an evil cult fights to break its seal. After being told it's much too dangerous to fight and keeping it sealed is the only way to keep the world safe... Saitama teams up with one of the cultists, sets the demon dragon free, and one-punches it. Takes like three pages, it's just another Tuesday for all of us.)