IT JUST GETS WORSE
WARNING: SOME FOUL LANGUAGE IS INCLUDED
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
TRASH GAME BASE, THREE MINUTES AND CLOSING.
Myron the Trash-Game Ever-Living is back at it, and to make things worse, he threw not one but TWO TRASH GAMES at us: Another crappy Pinball game and a Visual Novel one. Let's tackle the visual novel one.
Ah, shit. This is more like "Welcome to your worst videogame nightmare".
Welcome to Jane's Story in the World of Project: Summer Ice (Long name to say "Lame excuse of a game") is another entry to his series of visual novels.
Rather than pulling some creativity, it is just a tap the X button like crazy until the "game" ends.
9 chapters waiting to steal your precious time.
Like the games of the Project: Summer Ice - Bowling games, this novel is splitted in "Levels" which are chapters of the "story", if we can call it like that.
"Project: Summer Ice" - Fear the Second Bydo Empire.
As for plot, there's nothing about it. Like with Welcome to the World of ZJ the Ball, this "Visual Novel" is a sad, pathetic infomercial, this time is about Breakthrough Gaming's alter-ego. There's no decisions to take, conversations or places to go. This insult to gaming is just pressing the X button to see what Jane will say next. This is the kind of trash that makes me wish the PlayStations had a "FUCK YOU" option that turns the energy spent on uninstalling the game into a lethal laser beam fired away from Earth. It might hit an extraterrestrial race sooner or later, but that would be a testimony of how much Breakthrough Gaming's catalogue must be destroyed and banished from the face of the Earth.
Ask God for help?
Sorry Jane, he's busy giving technical/spiritual assistance to 1,000,000 R-Typers right now.
Like ALL of Breakthrough Gaming's products, there's the religious reference that is more of a blasphemy, and I say blasphemy 'cos I'm sure God is not happy to see his words being used to release abominations disguised as games. I'm sure Myron will be getting a ticket to Hell after all the trash games he made.
Thanks for playing this interactive commercial.
Please buy our incomplete series.
After playing this trash that offends the visual novel genre and the Bible, the game throws an advertisement for their trash catalogue announcing My First Date RPG and the Jane and Mark versions of Bowling. So, now Breakthrough Gaming is telling us that after playing this atrocity of a commercial now Myron Kevan Tynes Jr. throws another commercial featuring three unconcluded ongoing games? Fuck that, is like paying the Bydo Empire for killing us all.
Audiovisually is nothing but garbage, the same crap music from their previous games combined with CGI with overpixelated filters in a crap attempt on making them retro, but the overall product is simply shit, and sorry for all the expletives said in this review, but there's no other way to describe this game.
Shizuka is not happy with this.
There's not more to say about this disgrace. Looks like Breakthrough Gaming manages to go lower and lower beyond any human levels of comprehension and this is solid proof about it.
JUST DIE AND LEAVE US ALONE!