IN 2022 HUMANITY WILL FACE THE TRASH SIDE OF GAMING
Wish I was kidding...
Looks like I'm witnessing an Arms Race... The TRASH equivalent of an Arms Race. Just when I thought Breakthrough Gaming was the lone trash developer for modern day consoles, contenders suddenly pops in, making a sick competition of "Who makes the worst game out there". On Side A there's Breakthrough Gaming/Project Summer Ice. Side B has The Voices Games/Matthew Green, Side C is Nape Games and now comes Side D. ¿Who?, a small developer called Webnetic. ¿How does Webnetic will show it has what it takes on crashing? I've saw their catalogue of videogames, and ALL OF THEM are an abomination, but right now I've played 3 of them and I'll talk about the three of them in the same review, you'll find out why.
The Pig D is what we can call the most pathetic and idiotic attempt on creating a videogame. ¿Did you know what's the main objective of the game? You're not gonna believe it. Holding the R1 button. That's all. Hold R1 until the numbers hit 9500 and that's it. The "Plot" of the game is to help Pig D to become rich as coins are stuffed inside him. Nothing short of poetry (and zero creativity on the story).
If ESRB's "eC" (Early Childhood) rank still exists, this game wouldn't even make it to that grade. Babies and 3 year old toddlers will prefer to play with a musical ball than this game. They're way too smart to consider this a videogame. But for some strange and bizarre reason, Webnetic reskinned the game in two new versions.
I only see roast lamb and a bucket of fried chicken right now.
Yeah, two versions of the same game: The Sheep P and The Chick C. The objective and gameplay is identical, except for the animal in turn which is a sheep and a hen and the objective of "cutting all the wool" or "collecting 9,500 eggs". Is there any excuse to buy them: 21 Trophies for each game. 63 "Fast N' Cheap" trophies for those minutes of shame and humilliation playing with garbage. These games could be used as punishment on jails. Make a criminal to play all three of them and he will be asking for death by firing squad before finishing the first one.
I also think the same, Shizuka.
I don't know who's more stupid right now: Webnetic for making this, or Sony for allowing these aberrations sneak their way to the PlayStation Store, or all at once?
Audiovisually, they're garbage, being The Pig D the one with the most Adobe Flash like with those flat graphics which were "improved" in the later games as they look like cardboard cutouts from a very low budget children's show, and the same can be said for the music: Generic and trash.
Thanks Nina.
Those games were an insult to the mind.
Webnetic aims high on being stupid and all these three games are a testimony of how low and lame trash gaming could be for the sake of a quick buck.
If you want 63 quick and cheap trophies and crack some hard laughs at Webnetic's levels of imbecile, then pick them. But I think ignoring them would be a better option.
LEA HATES YOU.
NOW GET OUT OF HER SIGHT.