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[Sengoku Strider]

Vaccine Tech Watch - Breaking: HUGE DISCOVERY!!




I've seen quite a few human blood energy harvesting wave guide control circuits in my time, and I'll be darned if he's not completely right.

Everybody check your blood quick.

[Randorama]

I've seen quite a few human blood energy harvesting wave guide control circuits in my time, and I'll be darned if he's not completely right.

Everybody check your blood quick.

...where's the novelty in this? I am *certain* that nurses all over the world inject everyone with intronic orgons-harvesting nanoids within 1 hour of birth.
Our supreme Lizardian overlords planned the rightful subjugation of puny humans millennia in advance, after all.






(OK, I am lagging behind with my quota of overt propaganda for the overlords. Kind of a slow period, really).

[Sengoku Strider]

Is there a more upbeat version of the Bible that just skips all the parts where dickheads get smote with pestilence & plagues?

[BareKnuckleRoo]

I don't know what Bible you're referring to, but the one I remember has one particular dickhead who does the smotin', such as genociding the entire planet in a flood, demanding people mutilate their penises to show their devotion (Book of Genesis), murdering people's wives out of petty vindictiveness (Lot's wife), and allowing a man's sons and daughters to all be killed off and casually replaced later like it's no big deal in what amounts to a dick-waving bet with Satan (Book of Job).

[Randorama]

...aren't the T-shirts photoshopped?

The stereotypes I have about...people in general, right now, tell me that tattoos +ugly haircuts & t-shirts+50- or 60-something appearance="white rocker baby boomer with dated taste" or something.
I can accept the the couple might have found a new call along the way and needed to tell us that a good portion of humans does deserve a bit of genocide. Through a photoshopped T-shirt.

[Sengoku Strider]

I don't know what Bible you're referring to, but the one I remember has one particular dickhead who does the smotin', such as genociding the entire planet in a flood, demanding people mutilate their penises to show their devotion (Book of Genesis), murdering people's wives out of petty vindictiveness (Lot's wife), and allowing a man's sons and daughters to all be killed off and casually replaced later like it's no big deal in what amounts to a dick-waving bet with Satan (Book of Job).

Well in all fairness, when you're an ontological entity you're the one who gets to call the shots on what constitutes dickheadedness or arbitrary behaviour, and all other provisionally agentic beings are just refractions of your infinite Self and their deaths constitute nothing more than a re-integration with a Monad any perceived disunion from which was always fundamentally illusory to begin with.

But yeah, that smiting guy. I dunno why people think saying "LOL I don't care if you die from the plague" puts them on the side of Team Smite and thus immune, rather than squarely within the smiteational cross*-hairs.

*You see what I did there.

...aren't the T-shirts photoshopped?

The stereotypes I have about...people in general, right now, tell me that tattoos +ugly haircuts & t-shirts+50- or 60-something appearance="white rocker baby boomer with dated taste" or something.

It is indeed photoshopped; the image speaks to the audience for this sort of thing, rather than an expression of those in it.

I think the semiotics of the choice in models decode as "Working class resister of conformist authority with deliberate individualism-signalling fashion choices and physically secure thanks to high-executive-function control over body shape and totally not poor out of shape schlubs whose lives seem out of their control and couldn't make it in a culture-system governed by a Calvinist morality which equates worldly success with virtue and are really bitter about it and trying to blame the blacks & gays for their own ideology having sold them out into underclass debt peonage and precarious labour."

Or something I dunno.

[Randorama]

I think the semiotics of the choice in models decode as "Working class resister of conformist authority with deliberate individualism-signalling fashion choices and physically secure thanks to high-executive-function control over body shape and totally not poor out of shape schlubs whose lives seem out of their control and couldn't make it in a culture-system governed by a Calvinist morality which equates worldly success with virtue and are really bitter about it and trying to blame the blacks & gays for their own ideology having sold them out into underclass debt peonage and precarious labour."

Or something I dunno.

Oh, I was reading a whiff of "...while also blaming political views that could have given them a decent chance in life, and buying into horrible haircuts and mass-designed tattoos as an original form of self-expression" as well.

The amazing world of "picture+plus random text" modern communication in social media still confuses me, to be honest.
It presupposes so much knowing and buying into whatever the authors' belief systems are, that I am usually lost.
My ignorance of belief matters across the board is staggering, to say the least (OK, I do not that monotheism and polytheism are technically different, but that's all for me).
Case in point, "sacred art" from the last few millennia or so leaves me deeply confused, almost without exception...

I'd make jokes based on Chomsky's "Martian linguist", but N. Chomsky himself admitted that it is hard to come with non-creepy lines for the skit, these days...

[Sengoku Strider]

COVID-19 MEDICAL SCIENCE REPORT - DISPATCH FROM THE FRONT LINES OF THE VACCINE TYRANNY RESISTANCE

Christopher Key, the heroic patriot touring the US with a flamethrower intending to place all Democrat governors under citizen's arrest may have been arrested for trespassing with a flamethrower last week, but that won't stop this true American who urinates red white and blue.

He was still able to announce on his Telegram channel that God has shown him the silver bullet that stops Joe Biden's China Virus dead in its tracks.

{Trigger Warning: Excessive Patriotism}

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"Insanely painful yet powerful."

I can't get over the mug.

[BulletMagnet]

I was having a good laugh until I got to the comment at the bottom from the person who (assuming this all isn't some enormous joke) forces it onto their pets.

[Sengoku Strider]

(assuming this all isn't some enormous joke)

You are vastly underestimating the galactic-level intellects at work here.

[Herr Schatten]

Some people who think that mRNA vaccines rewrite their DNA should maybe see it as an opportunity rather than a threat?

[Mischief Maker]

Goddamnit, AOC...

[ZacharyB]

Some people who think that mRNA vaccines rewrite their DNA should maybe see it as an opportunity rather than a threat?

Those people are gonna be disappointed if they ever learn that normal viruses can insert their genetic code into your DNA just fine...

[Sengoku Strider]

Some people who think that mRNA vaccines rewrite their DNA should maybe see it as an opportunity rather than a threat?

I see you've been brainwashed by the lamestream media and don't follow the science. These brave patriots are standing up for freedom and refusing to allow Bill Gates to transform them into nephilim:



Can confirm. I just had my third shot a week ago, here's a selfie I took this morning:



Fauci, I'll never forgive you for this.

[Sengoku Strider]

COVID-19 MEDICAL SCIENCE REPORT - BRAVELY PROBING THE DEEPEST CAVERNS OF VACCINE ALTERNATIVES


There are everyday patriots, then there are heroes are ready to go the extra mile for America.

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62 healthy thumbs up/hearts.

[Mischief Maker]

On the heels of revelations that Alex Jones made over $150 million from his supplement sales, I came across this clip where people discuss Joe Rogan's own financial interest in the bullshit supplement biz with his partner, oil-money-trust-fund-baby Aubrey Marcus, and their Onnit brand which literally sold out to Unilever for over $100 million last May:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRItxcXviQI

"Don't trust Big-Pharma" indeed, when they're direct competitors to your own magic brain pill scam.

These antivaxxers are laughing all the way to the bank, and leaving a trail of human corpses in their wake.

[GaijinPunch]

COVID-19 MEDICAL SCIENCE REPORT - BRAVELY PROBING THE DEEPEST CAVERNS OF VACCINE ALTERNATIVES


There are everyday patriots, then there are heroes are ready to go the extra mile for America.

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62 healthy thumbs up/hearts.

A national treasure!

[EmperorIng]

I don't know fellas, this might be where I sign out, the moment I see talk of piss-drinking outside the context of Deathsmiles and Windia is the moment I turn away.

[Sengoku Strider]

I don't know fellas, this might be where I sign out, the moment I see talk of piss-drinking outside the context of Deathsmiles and Windia is the moment I turn away.

Don't worry, it gets stupider.

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I look forward to honouring their new pronouns.

[Mischief Maker]

God, just the other day I quipped that it seems like the motivation for someone to join a group like the Proud Boys was, "More than anything in the world, I want to end up like Meatloaf's character in Fight Club!"

Reality outpaces satire yet again.

[Sengoku Strider]

COVID-19 PATRIOT WATCH: BREAKING!! - PATRIOTISM!!


Finally! Strike up the fife & drums, because Emily Patriot and GunsAmerica.com are organizing Patriots Standing Up to harass hospital workers following Radical Marxist medical guidelines. With big hearts at the end of sentences, just like Thomas Jefferson before them!





These First Amendment heroes aren't afraid to stand up, but don't think they'll be giving you their names, comrade!

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What's that? Wearing out her troops? Not this patriot, Ivan!

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Looks like Vladimir I. Hospital is about to get a taste of a Boston Ivermectin Party!

[Sengoku Strider]

Digital flag-waving patriotic America continues to handle the pandemic well, focusing on final solutions.





The peanut gallery of this guy's 333 000 subscribers are fully ready to re-enact Nazi Germany in order to prevent imaginary Nazi Germany:

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When everything finally goes sideways, instead of just diagonal like it is now, "Where did this go wrong, and what could we have done to prevent it?" the people who sat back and enabled this will inevitably ask.

[BareKnuckleRoo]

It's really sad the extent to which people's cognitive dissonance will kick in to prevent them from coming to grips with the reality that this surge of preventable deaths are their own fault. For them, it's easier to pretend and delude themselves into thinking it's a conspiracy on the part of the hospitals rather than accept that they've fucked up badly.

[Sengoku Strider]

It's really sad the extent to which people's cognitive dissonance will kick in to prevent them from coming to grips with the reality that this surge of preventable deaths are their own fault. For them, it's easier to pretend and delude themselves into thinking it's a conspiracy on the part of the hospitals rather than accept that they've fucked up badly.

Being completely fucking insane gives you a massive bonus to your cognitive dissonance saving throw.

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Natural 20s all the way down.

[Randorama]

There's more to life than normie/mainstream AD&D, though!

...These people's comments read like they completely fumbled their sanity throws upon meeting Nyarlathothep by chance, I believe.
Provided that they get out of their basement, to be honest.



(...OK, Call of Cthulhu isn't exactly obscure, but I'll save the really obscure RPG metaphors for another day).

[Sengoku Strider]

I've been trying to tell people about their quantum-entangled Google credit scores for months. At last, scientific validation!



https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/stat ... ptI_gQttFw

Feels pretty good to be right.

[Mischief Maker]

Isn't the de-Matrix the real world?

[Sengoku Strider]

Isn't the de-Matrix the real world?

I dunno, this woman is an osteopath. Who am I to question her on matters of the nature of being?

[Mischief Maker]

https://twitter.com/kingbullyo/status/1 ... 8431236100

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[vol.2]

This nugget was interesting. Not sure how reliable the results are (probably not), but it infers that bad Covid cases lower your IQ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/a ... 702200147X