Online pc gaming

D · Post by D » Mon May 22, 2006 10:37 am

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/cont ... echild.wmv
This is why gameplay is so important........
The funniest thing is actually at the end where he is looking for the escape key. I feel sorry for the kid and his family, will he ever live a normal life?

Diabollokus · Post by **Diabollokus** » Mon May 22, 2006 8:57 pm

Is the kid happy or seriously pissed off, hard to tell scanned through it, All I could make out was 'player' something. Keyboard break is hillarious.

TalkingOctopus · Post by **TalkingOctopus** » Mon May 22, 2006 9:53 pm

I have a hard time believing this is for real and not an act.

FatCobra · Post by **FatCobra** » Thu May 25, 2006 3:40 pm

What The Funk? O_o

Is that kid Germen?

Soulo · Post by **Soulo** » Sun May 28, 2006 11:57 am

Here's a rough translation, it's quite funny:

"I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT! GO!"
"GET STARTED!"
"START YOU DAMNED GAME! START!"
"START YOU SON OF A WHORE!"
(Unreal Tournament fails to start)
"I'll won't say it again... go!"
(angrily wipes cd's and manuals from his desk)
"OUT OF THE WAY!"
...
"WTF IS GOING ON?! SON OF A WHORE!"
"I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!"
(screams like a monkey)
(Unreal Tournament starts up)
"quickstart! now it's going down! now it's going down!"
(Unreal Tournament crashes)
"PLAY! YOU WANKER! PLAY, PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!"
"it's loading... it's loading... I don't want it to load! when it loads, I MUST WAIT A F'ING LONG TIME!"
(screams like a maniac)
"I must think positive, simply think positive... it will go down soon..."
(Unreal Tournament starts)
"it's going down now"
(starts laughing as a mad scientist)
(the kid enters a server)
"YOU SON OF A WHORE, TAKE IT! YAAA, I HAVE KILLED YOU! WOOHOO!EAT THAT! EAT YOUR MOLTEN SHIT!"
"YOU SON OF A WHORE, I SHALL KILL YOU!"
(kid gets a fit, presumably because he got fragged himself, starts slamming with keyboard)
(more monkey screams)
"the escape key fell down... the escape key... the escape key... where is it? where is the escape key?"
(maniacal laughter)
"like that, it's fixed, I don't need help or support... I don't need help... I don't need help"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
(kid starts fragging, screaming and son-of-a-whoring again)
"I HAVE F'IN BLASTED YOU WITH MY ASSAULT RIFLE!"
(after a while he presumably dies again and smashes the keyboard some more)

1up · Post by **1up** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:01 pm

guess him and his friends had a good laugh making that

It's obvious its staged.

WHen I was into Day of Defeat a couple a years ago I was real serious because I was in a top clan here in Denmark and I must admit I said a LOT of curse words during clan matches lol

Never_Scurred · Post by **Never_Scurred** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:24 pm

I have never unserstood PC gaming at all. Outside of maybe Counterstrike, its all pretty gay.
I mean, who spends all that kind of money on a system to play fuckin' 17th century RTS's and choppy MMORPG's?
So....gay...I mean, wtf is so fun about a cotdam simulator?

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:40 pm

Never_Scurred, I've never seen a so partial and blind opinion on probably the richest game platform ever created

Anyway, that kid is a real actor, it's not easy to risk a heart attack for a 2 minutes footage