Sexual Moments in Video Game History

[ahnslaught]

Man, I vaguely remember a couple of these games, but I sure as hell don't recall them beling like this...But still, it's funny as all hell, and made me wonder how amazing the human mind is that it can lock away all these traumatic memories.

My favorites have to be Ring King, Knights of the round, and...Toilet kids? This can't be for real, can it? Anyone?

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexu ... efault.php

[BulletMagnet]

Toilet kids? This can't be for real, can it? Anyone?

It's actually listed in the Xenocide files on this very site. There used to be a review of it up, though I'm not sure it's still there...

[howmuchkeefe]

There was this pizza parlor near my middle school that had Ring King in it (that, and ARKANOID!!). I remember laughing over the corner crew segments in it.

You might also like this:

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty.htm

EDIT: less spoily

[Eps]

I'm glad it has Cho Aniki in it. It wouldn't be right, otherwise -- rather like that series itself, in fact

[Damocles]

Yes...Toilet Kids is real...and quite cra......errr....it's a pathetic game.

[Shatterhand]

"King Ring" was also released for the MSX under the name of "Family Boxing" (I believe this also was an arcade game, but I am not sure).

When I was a kid and barely had any sexual knowledge, I already noticed how damn weird that game was.

I already knew this site before, and the first time I saw it, I just thought "Yey, someone else noticed it"

[UnscathedFlyingObject]

pfffttt they're missing Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for the GEN. There's a girl giving him oral! Srry I couldn't find the pic tho.

[Keranu]

If you press up in Moonwalker, Michael goes into this perverted stance, so if you stand next to one of those children on the ground, it looks very interesting to say the least .

[Andi]

I don't know, most of those shots just seemed to be edited animations of wrestling games that just moved really fast and vaguely humped one another.

I'm a little underwhelmed.

[Ganelon]

Weird, I just found out about that site a few days ago too. They have Vendetta, so that makes the site pretty complete.

[LoneSage]

Ah, so many beat 'em ups on the list and they miss one of the best (and most obscure) ones...Burning Fight for the NG. Few levels down the road, a hobo holds you in place and gives you a blowjob, right then and there. When I first played the game and saw this I burst out laughing.

NeoTurfMasta at neo-geo.com made a gif of it a few months back:



If only there were more blowjobs in beat 'em ups.

[Specineff]

The japanese version of Crime Fighters has one of those stereotypical leather guys rubbing himself against you if you let him. Good thing, is that he always shows up after you got a gun.

[rolins]

Steam Heart's (PC-Engine): has hentai cutscenes after each level.

Snatcher (MSX): plenty sex bits here. The ones I remember was where Gilian Seed walks into the bathroom while kathy was in the shower. Another is after killing Lisa at Freddy's apartment, she lies on the floor with one of her boobs showing outside her dress.