GP's Dusty Gems Vol. 04
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Jesus, first the scammer and now this; it's hit after hit with you guys.
And I finally discovered where Squire got his signature.
And I finally discovered where Squire got his signature.
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The history at this place is rich. Really wish I had bookmarked better.__SKYe wrote:Jesus, first the scammer and now this; it's hit after hit with you guys.
And I finally discovered where Squire got his signature.
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
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First post in ages. Ah, memory lane... There is something heart-warming when reminiscing about dumpster fires of yore... Love these posts, GP. Keep them up.
Muchos años después, frente al pelotón de fusilamiento...
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A while back BIL posted two such gems: the tale of EdmondDantes (taking place both here and in HG101) and Scotland's great Shiki II theft, perpetrated by 4D lizardmen.GaijinPunch wrote:The history at this place is rich. Really wish I had bookmarked better.__SKYe wrote:Jesus, first the scammer and now this; it's hit after hit with you guys.
And I finally discovered where Squire got his signature.
Fun stuff, man. Keep them coming.
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4D Lizardmen From Glasgow is bar-none some of the best weird fiction I've ever read, and a testament to messageboards' utility as a storytelling medium.
Best of all, IT REALLY HAPPENED
Best of all, IT REALLY HAPPENED
光あふれる 未来もとめて, whoa~oh ♫
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Will do my best -- unfortunately some of the good ones are in the old Trading Station which, unfortunately, is gone (or hidden).KindGrind wrote:First post in ages. Ah, memory lane... There is something heart-warming when reminiscing about dumpster fires of yore... Love these posts, GP. Keep them up.
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
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I'm sure Dantes' antics are old news for the older people here, but I was mostly referring to his recent banning from HG101. Specifically, a thread he made there about a little girl who complained to Chuck E Cheese because one of their games was too hard, which struck me as very amusing given that that's exactly what he did with NG (and subsequently got the NG thread started).
If anyone's interested, see here.
EDIT: BIL beat me to it.
I just noticed that the scammer link was posted on the Late Realizations thread and not here, so if anyone's curious here it is, courtesy of BIL.
If anyone's interested, see here.
EDIT: BIL beat me to it.
I just noticed that the scammer link was posted on the Late Realizations thread and not here, so if anyone's curious here it is, courtesy of BIL.
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Oh my fucking god. WHAT AM I READINGBIL wrote:4D Lizardmen From Glasgow is bar-none some of the best weird fiction I've ever read, and a testament to messageboards' utility as a storytelling medium.
Best of all, IT REALLY HAPPENED
Jesus shout outs to all the crusty old fucks who were around in 2005 and still post. You must have eyes and tentacles growing out your necks by now.
I think anyone who plays shmups, or especially who buys them, including myself, is only a small mental-step from becoming this guy. Let that be a warning.
ya fuckin' lizards
Edit: jesus i wish I'd known about this shop when i went to Glasgow this year.. in the unlikely event of it still being there. Although I suspect it exists in a different way to my simple linear understanding of time.
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Just noticed, as I was re-reading that thread. GaijinPunch was in the sharing mood even back then.
[quote="GaijinPunch"]Sticky this thread. It's to be enjoyed by all.[/quote]
[quote="GaijinPunch"]Sticky this thread. It's to be enjoyed by all.[/quote]
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Haha -- it's what I do! Although quote of the thread is :
MadSteelDarkness wrote:DMT Tacos....
They're what's for dinner.
+1, you evil reptilian bastards!!!
EDIT: Just realized that this was post number 420 for me. Coincidence? I don't think so...
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
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I wish I could remember how I found that thread, I suspect it was while browsing around NintendoAge forums. Actually, I'm gonna be extra-careful and say someone else probably brought it in from there - I'd hate to falsely take credit!__SKYe wrote:I just noticed that the scammer link was posted on the Late Realizations thread and not here, so if anyone's curious here it is, courtesy of BIL.
Regardless, it's one of those perfectly filmic little forum gems, with a sharply-drawn cast, a strong plot arc, and a satisfying yet hauntingly open conclusion! Viva the implacable yet wryly comic BeaglePuss! This is hard-boiled internet crime fighting with real-time cinema display!
光あふれる 未来もとめて, whoa~oh ♫
[THE MIRAGE OF MIND] Metal Black ST [THE JUSTICE MASSACRE] Gun.Smoke ST [STAB & STOMP]
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I'm just glad you found it. Lots of good fun to be had in threads such as these.
For a moment, when I first read it, I thought you were BeaglePuss. His avatar has that BIL-like je ne sais quoi.BIL wrote:Regardless, it's one of those perfectly filmic little forum gems, with a sharply-drawn cast, a strong plot arc, and a satisfying yet hauntingly open conclusion! Viva the implacable yet wryly comic BeaglePuss! This is hard-boiled internet crime fighting with real-time cinema display!
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Yeah it's a corker, I'd go with it any day!
"I don't even know you" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *BURNING WRECKAGE*
"I don't even know you" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *BURNING WRECKAGE*
光あふれる 未来もとめて, whoa~oh ♫
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A fine DGAF quote, perhaps rivaling M. Bison's "But for me, it was Tuesday".
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A curiosity search reveals that CA games went defunct quite some years ago. At least, in this dimension.
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Another excellent read. If you want the full effect i think it's better top read from the beginning. Hopefully my laughing out loud at work doesn't make my coworkers realize I'm not actually doing anything.
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RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
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Ah - a sadly extinct artform, with the updated forum software.
A crude approximation/tribute of others' past creations :
A crude approximation/tribute of others' past creations :
Spoiler
光あふれる 未来もとめて, whoa~oh ♫
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I'm just thankful they didn't break the old posts w/ the update.
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
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I just remembered who the OP was. The best kinds of scrub are the ones that insist games are hardcoded to be impossible because they are shit at them! (or in his case, because their fingers are too fat to operate the controller, obviously)
光あふれる 未来もとめて, whoa~oh ♫
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Was that an alt account?BIL wrote:I just remembered who the OP was. The best kinds of scrub are the ones that insist games are hardcoded to be impossible because they are shit at them! (or in his case, because their fingers are too fat to operate the controller, obviously)
Masterful.BIL wrote:Ah - a sadly extinct artform, with the updated forum software.
A crude approximation/tribute of others' past creations :
Spoiler
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Thanks. No, I think he was just some weirdo who stank up the English-speaking STG sphere circa Raiden Fighters Aces' release. Common sense would suggest a troll, but my Poe Detector's not in the best shape after years of heavy Chris Chan and Ahuviya Harel exposure.
光あふれる 未来もとめて, whoa~oh ♫
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beautiful neo-psychedelia for the internet forum-age, BIL. Top!
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I wonder what I posted in the FAPJAC thread before I deleted it. Probably something to do with how shit the English side were in the world cup that year. That's a topic that used to start him on a delusional jingoistic rant about 1966, the CPS changer, or "day one".
Someone should look up Sven666's old tokyo vacation tribute thread!
Someone should look up Sven666's old tokyo vacation tribute thread!
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Oh no, I'm getting flashbacks to the great DUX wars of 2009.BIL wrote:Spoiler
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The legend never die (linked: HOW TO GET PERFECT CONTROLS EVERY TIME )
光あふれる 未来もとめて, whoa~oh ♫
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I don't suppose this is anything like getting the perfect pancakes every time.
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No idea why I started this thread right after losing my job, then not keeping up with it through this god damn pandemic. Anyway, pretty easy target for Vol. 4.
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
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