WTF, here I am talking about Bomb Jack's
Lady Madonna woes and I was playing ACA Ninja Ryukenden all morning.
Iron Man got the chop - the stage BGM continues playing into the fight with THE (TOTALLY NOT) ROAD WARRIORS. No sab 4 u! That's what you get for preferring Paranoid's madly overplayed Side A! Get some ELECTRIC FUNERAL and HAND OF DOOM, you
fucks!
But IDGAF, because I can finally enjoy this game thirty years after the Continue screen forever ruined my little boy brain. It sucks!

I'm kidding comrade BLOODF! pls don't send me to gulag! Or if you must, at least give R2RKMF to Sumez so he can take up the mantle of
Hated By Edmond The Mad. 
(I am kidding again! HG101 is the devil now!

I think?)
This would seem to play how I wish Datsukgoku (FC) did. As there, this is more boxing than brawling. Getting hit is mortally dangerous, and the first strike is typically decisive. Bludgeon enemies senseless off the initial jab, but holy fuck - if they tag
you, you're getting kicked through a phone booth for 1/3rd HP. Unlike Datsu, stage design is varied and action-packed, with remarkably choreographic action for '88. I would say its speed and fluidity leave AC Double Dragon II in the dust, but that is not hard to do.

Ryu kickflips off walls and swings from overhangs with the tiniest degree of automation - just enough to cement the feel of controlling a superhumanly potent fighter, without sacrificing player accountability. His combos display a similar nous for interactive cinema; his wheeling yet laser-precise punches and kicks are entertaining simply to observe, and apt reward given the deadly price of a failed frontal attack.
As I mentioned a few weeks back in R2RKMF, this game's knowing sense of fun seems madly under-reported. Everyone reps the
X-TREEM Continue screen, but nobody talks about those wonderful stage intermissions or the lovably absurd
Japanese Tourism PLUS MURDER concept.

LOL stop, ur givin me a boner
Bad move Mister Voorhees! ("Hotell!" Be tellin them hos!
)

Stupid Sexy Hayabusa! ("INCERT COIN"

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Bad move again, Mister Voorhees! Shoulda packed a cleaver with that cosplay!
Yo the Continue screen is legendary but that HS table is pretty friggen rad too
What a refreshing change of pace after the SRS BUSINESS of the FC trilogy! I love them but goddamn, you need to lighten up sometimes and suplex a motherfucker off the roof.
Later bitch! "PLOT" (PLDT? PLEDATOR?) starring NOT AHNULD. I'm gonna headcanon this game as what Ryu gets up to when he's not starring in those "Tecmo Theater" movies.
Ninja Ryukenden Gaiden. He even gave one of his NGII stunt doubles his 2P plane ticket! What a swell dude!
