So... I go to play Saturn Mode (because I'm yet to encounter a game where "Saturn Mode" isn't better), and for some reason level 1 (or level 0, whichever) grabs my attention (I thought the lava was pretty). So I play and get to the boss of... level 4 I think (the boss that has the bitchin' guitar music rocking in the background) and it kills my remaing 2 ships (only play on 1 credit muhfuckas!).
Well, I decide to try again because I liked the music at the boss. And this time I make it past that boss and into level 5 before I run out of lives. I try again... and I make it into level 6 (I thought level 5 would be the final level, but no). So I play again and make it to the boss of level 6 and die. I think 'Hey, it would be the shizznit if I could 1CC this damn Cave game on my 5th try to ever play it), and so... I start up. This time, a 1UP appears on the big red ship in level... 3? 4? and I managed to beat the boss of level 6 with two lives and 1 bomb intact.
Now, I was getting ready to talk a whole gang of shit on here. The first thing that went through my mind as the screen went white and text started showing up was "Holy shit... I just 1CC'd a Cave game on my 5th try... I can hold this over anybody that ever whines about me not liking Cave... "
And then a giant bee appears. And then it kills me. I put up one hell of a fight though! I killed its legs and wings... but it still killed me. Sadness. No 1CC +1 for me.
At any rate, I will concede that, for the most part, I was wrong about DDP. I did find myself having a good time with the game and I felt the boss designs/music/levels were MUCH improved over my main dosage of Cave which was the infinitely shittier Donpachi. Mind you, I'm not a fan of Cave or anything, as other than DDP I only liked Pro-Gear and one other game I played on my friend's Xbox... the other 2 or 3 games I played didn't appeal to me at all.
One thing that did strike me while playing through DDP though was that it must have been a HUGE influence for Mars Matrix. A lot of the bullet patterns reminded me of Mars Matrix, and the last two levels were truly a tell tale sign of this. Hell, I'd go so far as to say that the last level of Mars Matrix is virtually a homage to the last level of DDP.
Anyways, there's my fun shmup-o story for the evening.