Oh indeed, the ongoing collapse of credibility is marvelous schadenfreude. I'm just content to sit back and watch.
But yes, "Time's Up?" Up for who, Boko Haram? Jon Venables' latest secret identity? Cock the hammer it's time for action, yeahhh! Oh, right, they're making a great big show of cleaning up the shit in their gross Hollywood pond, with a little lip service to the little people too. How marvelous for the world, and they look so good doing it too. My faith in celebrities is restored. If they're not virtuous who is really?
Because let me tell you - I remember 2012, when George Clooney, Matt Damon and a bunch of other big stars helicoptered in and took down the pedo rape gangs who were too non-white, I mean, too exempt from our expectations of basic human decency, I mean,
too heavily armed and highly trained by the Russians for our local police to handle - man, that was
shaaa-weet. To tell you the truth, I was chatting up one fine piece of 12y/o schoolgirl ass that very day
but when I saw ScarJo summarily execute their pleading ringleader in the street, before having the top brass shot for their cowardice - I was scared straight!
IMO there's nothing to say here, except to acknowledge that the shit these clowns pretend to care about is genuinely troubling and typically only gets tackled by underpaid, undersung nobodies. And that just spoils the show. Now when it's
SHOCKINGLY REVEALED the director of the next
Super Punchy Cape Man Tyme has been shredding underage ass like a machinegun through wet tissue paper, and pleads for understanding because he a real nice guy, totes swear rofl? Imma fire up the schadenboener.
To say nothing of the day, and the day
will come, when someone asks Brianna Wu to name the university she received her purported degrees from, and that hideous veneer finally cracks open to reveal the snarling roach beast operating the controls within...
On that day, as the interviewer flees screaming for dear life and NASA scrambles its top agents, I'm gonna have a fuckin schadengasm - look ma no hands
(Wu is my schadenwaifu cos ultimately nobody really gets hurt, just the fucking
suckers who fund her antics - and tbh, anyone that deranged would probably put the money towards worse shit, so not only do they deserve it, they have less funds to do sick shit with)
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TFW Brass Eye happens IRL 
LOBSTER HYBRIDS RULE THE STREETS
Ta, Channel 4! Bo Selecta was the bomb BITD, in those halcyon days before you got your clits snipped! (a good 45% of my forum persona is a straight lift off Avid's MJ!)
Your waifu has done it again 
Onward to election day! (bitch please, that's a reversed-into-stationary object ding if I ever saw one 
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And a scaldingly hot one too! Those poor fuckin nerds! I didn't realise the power imbalance at work here. Banned from the local game place 4 LIFE, and having their precious (and expensive!) cards taken away without recourse, because of... posting dank memes?!
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