Dick Stock

[Deadliar]

Why tho

[BIL]

U know what Goomp, ur right - I'm rly sorry about ur obsessive inability to ignore DICKS, and promise not 2 post them anymore. 3; PLS accept this drawing I made 2 b friends 4 EVAR ;3

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YE RIGHT! ITS A GIGANTIC DICK LMAO



Impressive, CRYING ASEIMI SENSOU! That dead dude is packing serious head, with considerable staying power and some crazy technique! Slipping and sliding, your ass he will be riding!

[Zen]

Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.

That's one sure way to escalate things to their inevitable conclusion; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRE6BPhN2I
Is this your plan, you deviant?

The chaps are involved in a serious investigation here. Keep your smut out of it.

[Stevens]

not dick pics

Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.

Also wondering if the upcoming Xydonia will give us anything to add to this thread.

[BIL]

Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.

I do have a couple prototype screenshots from my long-awaited fangames, SONIC DRIFT II: BE FLYIN PLANES MUHFUCKA and ECCO JR II: SOLVIN CRIMEZ B-NEATH THA SEA

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(TOP SECRET PLS DONT STEAL)

Also, pls enjoy my MSPaint tribute to Gynoug Dickman, but be warned - it's gut-wrenchingly NWS!

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Still wonder if I went too far, tbh. 3;

[MintyTheCat]

You're talented, BIL

[Stevens]

Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.

I do have a couple prototype screenshots from my long-awaited fangames, SONIC DRIFT II: BE FLYIN PLANES MUHFUCKA and ECCO JR II: SOLVIN CRIMEZ B-NEATH THA SEA

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(TOP SECRET PLS DONT STEAL)

Also, pls enjoy my MSPaint tribute to Gynoug Dickman, but be warned - it's gut-wrenchingly NWS!

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Still wonder if I went too far, tbh. 3;

Yeah but where's the hitbox man?

[Plasmo]

tbh this is the best topic the forum has seen in years.

no homo.

[Stevens]

BIL- Permission to avatar the first pic?

[BIL]

Absolutely! I must apologise, I'm falling asleep as I type this so I'm not quite sure which pic you mean, but you have my permission regardless.

[Obscura]

BIL's "shmup content icons" need to make a full-time return.

[BIL]

I've got 'em stowed safely for later, don't worry. ;3

[Goompaolo9500]

Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.

That's one sure way to escalate things to their inevitable conclusion; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRE6BPhN2I
Is this your plan, you deviant?

The chaps are involved in a serious investigation here. Keep your smut out of it.

This is getting old. I really don't like anything inappropriate. Dicks are NSFW.

[Goompaolo9500]

Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.

I do have a couple prototype screenshots from my long-awaited fangames, SONIC DRIFT II: BE FLYIN PLANES MUHFUCKA and ECCO JR II: SOLVIN CRIMEZ B-NEATH THA SEA

Spoiler

(TOP SECRET PLS DONT STEAL)

Also, pls enjoy my MSPaint tribute to Gynoug Dickman, but be warned - it's gut-wrenchingly NWS!

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Still wonder if I went too far, tbh. 3;

Look back at this. I don't like offensive photos like those.
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=779
Yeah but where's the hitbox man?

[BIL]

You're asking the wrong people, Goompy old buddy. If you're that bothered about this silly thread, PM a mod or an admin with your concerns. Maybe it'll get nuked off the server, maybe it'll stick around. I try not to abuse bloodf's hospitality, really - but I'm pretty sure we're well within the forum's limits, having a harmless laugh at STGs' long, hard, throbbing association with monstrously outsized phallic imagery.

Also, those are not photos - they are either authentic footage of STG gameplay, or artwork inspired directly by the same, and they are all appropriately spoilered so as not to offend passing dickphobic inviduals.

[Blinge]

Frankly, BIL. I'm still mad at you for ruining one of my favourite platypus video/gifs.
I too demand an apology.

I'm gonna read the whole thread to clear my head a bit and calm down.

[Deadliar]

Edited to remove expired jokes.

[BIL]

Frankly, BIL. I'm still mad at you for ruining one of my favourite platypus video/gifs.
I too demand an apology.

Silence, BURINJU! Believe me when I say there's a lot more where that fusillade of high-quality injection-moulded PVC came from!

I'm gonna read the whole thread to clear my head a bit and calm down.

Can you and GOOMPARO do a Let's Read, pls? I think it'd help him relieve some tension.

We must save copies before this place explodes. The heralds have spoken...

The great work will continue apace, no matter the master's decision. A difference of venue changes nothing.

TBH I'd be kinda sad to see this thread go, though! For while I will always respect the authority of bloodf and his chosen representatives, I think it would set an unhappy precedent if a lone expression of offense was given such sway. Goomp - if you are suffering some kind of hardship from this thread's continued existence, I am very sorry. But surely you could stop reading (and bumping) it? I can't imagine the mere appearance of "Dick Stock" in the topic list could be making that much of an impact on your life, unless you are a dumb little kid whose parents are monitoring his internet for the slightest hint of rudeness - but in that case you shouldn't be on here anyway. 3;

If you're merely offended, that's a shame, but life hurts! Wear a cup!

And BTW: I'm still pretty annoyed that my heartfelt mockup poster for crossover STG sensation THE CYBER FORCE went up in flames with your "Characters In Shmup" thread! Fortunately I saved a copy before the thread got nuked. It was a really close call, though - most disquieting. I appreciate you are new to our community, but PLEASE take your posting duties a little more seriously! Just imagine... TREVOR from the GTA 5 teams up with GRADIUS and 1942 to get revenge on everyone's favourite mastermind, GYNOUG DICKMAN, after a routine checkup with a traitorous surgeon sees his junk replaced with a mighty gravitational warhead, primed to annihilate the space-time continuum!

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“Every night, I can feel my [BEEP]… and my [BEEP]… even my [BEEEEEP]. The [BEEP] I’ve lost… the [BEEP BEEP] I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting! It’s like they’re all still there! You feel it, too, don’t you?!

I'm going to make him give it all back!”

"What the fuck? Look pal I just signed up to kill some nips and get a little poontang. Sorry about your junk though. Had a buddy at Pearl Harbor get his whole-"

"If we don't get Trevor's junk fixed, there's no future for any of us.

Let's roll."

APRIL 2025 ;-;7 GET READY TO CRYING RN

[Blinge]

Can you and GOOMPARO do a Let's Read, pls? I think it'd help him relieve some tension.

Unfortunately Blinge Reviews Dicks-Ep 169 hasn't rendered yet. Let alone the bonus features
Patience.

I'm rly sorry about ur obsessive inability to ignore DICKS

This had me constantly giggling throughout an otherwise shitty monday..

[Zen]

Goddamnit, BIL!

That was beautiful. I'm tearing-up here.

TEN - HUT!

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[Stevens]

We must save copies before this place explodes. The heralds have spoken...

It's gonna explode all right.

[BIL]

*WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING*

GOOMPALO old buddy, this is the big one. We suspect the below STG contains dick, but we require your expert eye and tireless enthusiasm - none of our star agents have been able to crack the case so far.

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Please get back to us with your findings - the credibility of this entire operation depends on it!

[Zen]

[Sumez]

Btw, could it really be that the Galshell games don't have their share of dick stock? They definitely have the semen and no lack of vagina. I couldn't be bothered watching a full replay to find the correct boss fight, but it's gotta be in there.

[Stevens]

Wow BIL - Where in the internets darkest recesses did you find that?

Amazing.

[Jeneki]

That one is Space Phallus. Was a free download, unless something has changed.

[Stevens]

That one is Space Phallus. Was a free download, unless something has changed.

It has to be free:D I can't imagine anyone would ever admit paying for it.

In response to BIL's legendary post:

[mamboFoxtrot]

Speaking of obscure freeware, I seem to remember seeing a shmup where you literally were a dick. I'll probably never remember where, though.

[ArrogantBastard]

This is getting old. I really don't like anything inappropriate. Dicks are NSFW.

Grow up.

[Deadliar]

Edited to remove expired links.