Dick Stock
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U know what Goomp, ur right - I'm rly sorry about ur obsessive inability to ignore DICKS, and promise not 2 post them anymore. 3; PLS accept this drawing I made 2 b friends 4 EVAR ;3
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YE RIGHT! ITS A GIGANTIC DICK LMAO
Impressive, CRYING ASEIMI SENSOU! That dead dude is packing serious head, with considerable staying power and some crazy technique! Slipping and sliding, your ass he will be riding!
Impressive, CRYING ASEIMI SENSOU! That dead dude is packing serious head, with considerable staying power and some crazy technique! Slipping and sliding, your ass he will be riding!
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That's one sure way to escalate things to their inevitable conclusion; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRE6BPhN2IGoompaolo9500 wrote:Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.
Is this your plan, you deviant?
The chaps are involved in a serious investigation here. Keep your smut out of it.
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Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.BIL wrote:not dick pics
Also wondering if the upcoming Xydonia will give us anything to add to this thread.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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I do have a couple prototype screenshots from my long-awaited fangames, SONIC DRIFT II: BE FLYIN PLANES MUHFUCKA and ECCO JR II: SOLVIN CRIMEZ B-NEATH THA SEAStevens wrote:Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.
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Also, pls enjoy my MSPaint tribute to Gynoug Dickman, but be warned - it's gut-wrenchingly NWS!
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MintyTheCat
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Yeah but where's the hitbox man?BIL wrote:I do have a couple prototype screenshots from my long-awaited fangames, SONIC DRIFT II: BE FLYIN PLANES MUHFUCKA and ECCO JR II: SOLVIN CRIMEZ B-NEATH THA SEAStevens wrote:Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.
(TOP SECRET PLS DONT STEAL)Spoiler
Also, pls enjoy my MSPaint tribute to Gynoug Dickman, but be warned - it's gut-wrenchingly NWS!
Still wonder if I went too far, tbh. 3;Spoiler
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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tbh this is the best topic the forum has seen in years.
no homo.
no homo.
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BIL- Permission to avatar the first pic?
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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Absolutely! I must apologise, I'm falling asleep as I type this so I'm not quite sure which pic you mean, but you have my permission regardless.
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BIL's "shmup content icons" need to make a full-time return.
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I've got 'em stowed safely for later, don't worry. ;3
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This is getting old. I really don't like anything inappropriate. Dicks are NSFW.Zen wrote:That's one sure way to escalate things to their inevitable conclusion; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRE6BPhN2IGoompaolo9500 wrote:Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.
Is this your plan, you deviant?
The chaps are involved in a serious investigation here. Keep your smut out of it.
At this rate, I won’t be interested into shmups anymore. I am no longer going to be active in this forum from now on. I am more interested into Kemono Friends, rhythm games, D4DJ, Puzzle Games, Hololive, and Pretty Cure.
Farewell.
Farewell.
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Stevens wrote:Look back at this. I don't like offensive photos like those.BIL wrote:I do have a couple prototype screenshots from my long-awaited fangames, SONIC DRIFT II: BE FLYIN PLANES MUHFUCKA and ECCO JR II: SOLVIN CRIMEZ B-NEATH THA SEAStevens wrote:Was hoping for a dick created in MS paint.
(TOP SECRET PLS DONT STEAL)Spoiler
Also, pls enjoy my MSPaint tribute to Gynoug Dickman, but be warned - it's gut-wrenchingly NWS!
Still wonder if I went too far, tbh. 3;Spoiler
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=779
Yeah but where's the hitbox man?
At this rate, I won’t be interested into shmups anymore. I am no longer going to be active in this forum from now on. I am more interested into Kemono Friends, rhythm games, D4DJ, Puzzle Games, Hololive, and Pretty Cure.
Farewell.
Farewell.
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You're asking the wrong people, Goompy old buddy. If you're that bothered about this silly thread, PM a mod or an admin with your concerns. Maybe it'll get nuked off the server, maybe it'll stick around. I try not to abuse bloodf's hospitality, really - but I'm pretty sure we're well within the forum's limits, having a harmless laugh at STGs' long, hard, throbbing association with monstrously outsized phallic imagery.
Also, those are not photos - they are either authentic footage of STG gameplay, or artwork inspired directly by the same, and they are all appropriately spoilered so as not to offend passing dickphobic inviduals.
Also, those are not photos - they are either authentic footage of STG gameplay, or artwork inspired directly by the same, and they are all appropriately spoilered so as not to offend passing dickphobic inviduals.
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Frankly, BIL. I'm still mad at you for ruining one of my favourite platypus video/gifs.
I too demand an apology.
I'm gonna read the whole thread to clear my head a bit and calm down.
I too demand an apology.
I'm gonna read the whole thread to clear my head a bit and calm down.
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Edited to remove expired jokes.
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Silence, BURINJU! Believe me when I say there's a lot more where that fusillade of high-quality injection-moulded PVC came from!Blinge wrote:Frankly, BIL. I'm still mad at you for ruining one of my favourite platypus video/gifs.
I too demand an apology.
Can you and GOOMPARO do a Let's Read, pls? I think it'd help him relieve some tension.I'm gonna read the whole thread to clear my head a bit and calm down.
The great work will continue apace, no matter the master's decision. A difference of venue changes nothing.Deadliar wrote:We must save copies before this place explodes. The heralds have spoken...
TBH I'd be kinda sad to see this thread go, though! For while I will always respect the authority of bloodf and his chosen representatives, I think it would set an unhappy precedent if a lone expression of offense was given such sway. Goomp - if you are suffering some kind of hardship from this thread's continued existence, I am very sorry. But surely you could stop reading (and bumping) it? I can't imagine the mere appearance of "Dick Stock" in the topic list could be making that much of an impact on your life, unless you are a dumb little kid whose parents are monitoring his internet for the slightest hint of rudeness - but in that case you shouldn't be on here anyway. 3;
If you're merely offended, that's a shame, but life hurts! Wear a cup!
And BTW: I'm still pretty annoyed that my heartfelt mockup poster for crossover STG sensation THE CYBER FORCE went up in flames with your "Characters In Shmup" thread! Fortunately I saved a copy before the thread got nuked. It was a really close call, though - most disquieting. I appreciate you are new to our community, but PLEASE take your posting duties a little more seriously! Just imagine... TREVOR from the GTA 5 teams up with GRADIUS and 1942 to get revenge on everyone's favourite mastermind, GYNOUG DICKMAN, after a routine checkup with a traitorous surgeon sees his junk replaced with a mighty gravitational warhead, primed to annihilate the space-time continuum!
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“Every night, I can feel my [BEEP]… and my [BEEP]… even my [BEEEEEP]. The [BEEP] I’ve lost… the [BEEP BEEP] I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting! It’s like they’re all still there! You feel it, too, don’t you?!
I'm going to make him give it all back!”
"What the fuck? Look pal I just signed up to kill some nips and get a little poontang. Sorry about your junk though. Had a buddy at Pearl Harbor get his whole-"
"If we don't get Trevor's junk fixed, there's no future for any of us.
Let's roll."
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Unfortunately Blinge Reviews Dicks-Ep 169 hasn't rendered yet. Let alone the bonus featuresCan you and GOOMPARO do a Let's Read, pls? I think it'd help him relieve some tension.
Patience.
This had me constantly giggling throughout an otherwise shitty monday..BIL wrote:I'm rly sorry about ur obsessive inability to ignore DICKS
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Goddamnit, BIL!
That was beautiful. I'm tearing-up here.
TEN - HUT!
That was beautiful. I'm tearing-up here.
TEN - HUT!
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Deadliar wrote:We must save copies before this place explodes. The heralds have spoken...
It's gonna explode all right.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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*WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING*
GOOMPALO old buddy, this is the big one. We suspect the below STG contains dick, but we require your expert eye and tireless enthusiasm - none of our star agents have been able to crack the case so far.
Please get back to us with your findings - the credibility of this entire operation depends on it!
GOOMPALO old buddy, this is the big one. We suspect the below STG contains dick, but we require your expert eye and tireless enthusiasm - none of our star agents have been able to crack the case so far.
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Please get back to us with your findings - the credibility of this entire operation depends on it!
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Btw, could it really be that the Galshell games don't have their share of dick stock? They definitely have the semen and no lack of vagina. I couldn't be bothered watching a full replay to find the correct boss fight, but it's gotta be in there.
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Wow BIL - Where in the internets darkest recesses did you find that?
Amazing.
Amazing.
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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That one is Space Phallus. Was a free download, unless something has changed.
Typos caused by cat on keyboard.
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It has to be free:D I can't imagine anyone would ever admit paying for it.Jeneki wrote:That one is Space Phallus. Was a free download, unless something has changed.
In response to BIL's legendary post:
You're sure to be in a fine haze about now, but don't think too hard about all of this. Just go out and kill a few beasts. It's for your own good. You know, it's just what hunters do! You'll get used to it.
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Speaking of obscure freeware, I seem to remember seeing a shmup where you literally were a dick. I'll probably never remember where, though.
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Grow up.Goompaolo9500 wrote:This is getting old. I really don't like anything inappropriate. Dicks are NSFW.
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Edited to remove expired links.
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