Dick Stock

[Stevens]

Let's break this wide open.

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[Deadliar]

I'll tell you what it is!

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It's the Head Battleship.

[Stevens]

That Blazing Star on is $$.

[Sumez]

Let's break this wide open.

I always assumed that every Cho Aniki enemy was already dropped in this thread, but I'm not sure I saw this one anywhere?

I guess there's not technically a dick anywhere, but I feel like there should be.

Also look out for tiny snowmen on your big snowman

[Deadliar]

Edited to remove expired links.

[BIL]

I'll tell you what it is! It's the Head Battleship.

God damn! That's a power tool to give LEGENDARY FUCKING MACHINE Titanic Lance a run for his money.

[evil_ash_xero]

Let's break this wide open.

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And there it is.

[Stevens]

I guess there's not technically a dick anywhere, but I feel like there should be.

I bet there is Sumez, I just don't think you're looking hard enough. Maybe try extending you're search.

[Plasmo]

I'll tell you what it is! It's the Head Battleship.

God damn! That's a power tool to give LEGENDARY FUCKING MACHINE Titanic Lance a run for his money.

WOW THIS IS HUGE I THINK I LIKE THIS MORE THAN PUNCTUATION

[BIL]

Yeah and that's only his chub! (<-MARINE LIFE HUMOUR)

[Deadliar]

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[Plasmo]

MAKE IT HUGER THIS IS THE BIGGEREST LANCE

[Stevens]

Looks like Titanic Lance has parasites. I think its chlamydia.

[BIL]

It's a hard life fuckin' out on the high seas

[Deadliar]

Edited to remove expired links.

[BIL]

On that note, Mr. Lance's technical prowess should not be overlooked! He may have the monstrous bulk to put lesser shmup dicks in the shade, but he's also a remarkably versatile and tenacious participant! That is what ranks him among the Great Shmup Dicks of all time! ;3

BIG GIFFU

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[Deadliar]

Let's not forget the original.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3cwogMB9o0&t=18m35s

[BIL]

LOL Amazo. I'll say one thing for him, he's got staying power! Three go-arounds before he finally blows his top!

[Goompaolo9500]

You are just making fun of shmup bosses thinkong that they are dicks. These jokes are too bad. Let's lock this.

[BIL]

If you don't have a dick to post, quit wasting the time of our busy research team.

[Plasmo]

Looks like Goompaolo9500 is suffering from a titanic dick envy.

OUT

[BIL]

U know what Goomp I'm really sorry 3; I had an epifanny about dicks and I agree they are bad and wrong. Pls accept this memorial drawing I made 2 be friends 4ever:

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YE RIGHT! ITS A GIGANTIC PULSATING DICK LMAO



God damn, Delta Meat Blimp! That yellow discharge does not look right!

[Deadliar]

Edited to remove expired links.

[BIL]

Ah yes - stage 3 "ASSAULT ON DICK MOUNTAIN," very cool stage! Later on it even channels some Cho Aniki with those buff muscle bros firing their PEC RAWKETS! Wait... were those their dicks you were blasting on the way up? Maybe that's why they're so pissed at you!

"RUORRR! YOU SHOT MY PEENOR!"

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^ that is what I imagine them saying now, every time!

[Stevens]

I'm in my office at work and simply could not repress my laughter at Assault on Dick Mountain.

[Deadliar]

Edited to remove expired links.

[Stevens]

More laughter.

Wait - He is thrusting in your general direction, followed by white bullets, and when he emerges he shoots what looks like crabs at you.

What I'm getting from this is always use condoms.

[Jeneki]

I throughly enjoyed circumcizing the final boss of In The Hunt, one slice at a time.

[Sumez]

[Goompaolo9500]

Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.