I kinda wanna play 'Spider' on PS1 now though
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I think if you correlate a spider eating to the nuances of the human activity of sex instead of the nuances of the more commonplace human activity of say, eating, that one might be oversexed & possibly even a little disturbed
I kinda wanna play 'Spider' on PS1 now though
I kinda wanna play 'Spider' on PS1 now though
Godzilla was an inside job
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Messed around a bit with trying to improve Same!Same!Same! today since I was frustrated playing it yesterday. Made a 5-minute hack to make each powerup item raise you a full power level. Surprising how much it improved the game; it made recovery possible, eased up the first two stages, and kept the game difficulty still quite high. Considering fixing the player movement speed too, since the default movement speed is far too slow for the game and the max movement speed is a bit fast, and speedup items are kinda dumb anyways.
Might release this at some point.
Might release this at some point.
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<S.Yagawa> I like the challenge of "doing the impossible" with older hardware, and pushing it as far as it can go.
<S.Yagawa> I like the challenge of "doing the impossible" with older hardware, and pushing it as far as it can go.
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Ah, so it will go from a straight rape to a bit of S&M? Sounds intriguing!
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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Dear United States Congress,
Go fuck yourselves, you disgusting pieces of shit. May you all contract Ebola and die slowly while bleeding from every orifice.
Go fuck yourselves, you disgusting pieces of shit. May you all contract Ebola and die slowly while bleeding from every orifice.
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Couldn't agree more.ED-057 wrote:Dear United States Congress,
Go fuck yourselves, you disgusting pieces of shit. May you all contract Ebola and die slowly while bleeding from every orifice.
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<S.Yagawa> I like the challenge of "doing the impossible" with older hardware, and pushing it as far as it can go.
<S.Yagawa> I like the challenge of "doing the impossible" with older hardware, and pushing it as far as it can go.
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What if your brain had zero input lag? Cool little short story from Motherboard.
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/faster ... ource=mbfb
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/faster ... ource=mbfb
Freedom Is Not Defined By Safety
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Angeroo is a character I just made up. He's a psychotic kangaroo that's not taking Australia's shit this summer.
Angeroo's arrival is always heralded by ominous vibrations played through a 'digerideath'. He uses 'doomerangs' to dispatch innocent birds when he's hungry, & then punches them into his own mouth. He doesn't keep a Joey in his pouch because all of his kids are dead. Instead, he stores marmite there.
Angeroo is impervious to poisoning thanks to mitigating exposure of the box jelly, a practice he finds time for each day in between punchenings. He is responsible for the extinction of countless nomadic aboriginal tribes & everywhere he leaves behind a lake of dusty blood globs & twisted sinew.
Angeroo is a fan of the television show Taxi, & catches it in reruns through TV Land when opportunity strikes. His main goal is to one day face Akuma in battle & emerge victorious. He is a strong proponent for controversial things & makes his viewpoints clear over social media, sometimes to the point of alienating his followers. He's also looking for the right kind of girl, but is just playing it cool for now.
That's all I've got so far.
Angeroo's arrival is always heralded by ominous vibrations played through a 'digerideath'. He uses 'doomerangs' to dispatch innocent birds when he's hungry, & then punches them into his own mouth. He doesn't keep a Joey in his pouch because all of his kids are dead. Instead, he stores marmite there.
Angeroo is impervious to poisoning thanks to mitigating exposure of the box jelly, a practice he finds time for each day in between punchenings. He is responsible for the extinction of countless nomadic aboriginal tribes & everywhere he leaves behind a lake of dusty blood globs & twisted sinew.
Angeroo is a fan of the television show Taxi, & catches it in reruns through TV Land when opportunity strikes. His main goal is to one day face Akuma in battle & emerge victorious. He is a strong proponent for controversial things & makes his viewpoints clear over social media, sometimes to the point of alienating his followers. He's also looking for the right kind of girl, but is just playing it cool for now.
That's all I've got so far.
Godzilla was an inside job
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What sort of 'controversial things'?
"A bleeding heart welcomes the sharks."
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Just controversial things in general. He likes them because it keeps the masses divided. But you already know that don't you, Satan.
Godzilla was an inside job
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Asparagus: The Grudge
PRO:
It's supposed to be good...with ham? But not multiple times every month (1WP).
It doesn't take up too much space...usually. It remains rigid until cooked in water.
It doesn't stain or offer up too many challenges to cleaning surfaces that come into contact with it.
You can cut off the hardest bits and throw them away, along with the rest of it.
CON:
It's small enough to fit into little bowls that might persuade you to attempt to palm them.
The individual spears are small and round, so if it should so happen you throw some at the side of your refrigerator, they could roll underneath.
They're mushy and tend to leave little bits of themselves, so in trying to move them things might not go smoothly (but then again, you might get lucky).
If you happen to ingest some, expect a bloated feeling from gas.
Things that could be useful when dealing with asparagus: Pens or long sticks, wet towels, pocket flashlights. I especially like a ruler-shaped duster with a removal cover, which could be slipped into any places where asparagus spears may attempt to hide their odiferous, flaky, waterlogged selves.
PRO:
It's supposed to be good...with ham? But not multiple times every month (1WP).
It doesn't take up too much space...usually. It remains rigid until cooked in water.
It doesn't stain or offer up too many challenges to cleaning surfaces that come into contact with it.
You can cut off the hardest bits and throw them away, along with the rest of it.
CON:
It's small enough to fit into little bowls that might persuade you to attempt to palm them.
The individual spears are small and round, so if it should so happen you throw some at the side of your refrigerator, they could roll underneath.
They're mushy and tend to leave little bits of themselves, so in trying to move them things might not go smoothly (but then again, you might get lucky).
If you happen to ingest some, expect a bloated feeling from gas.
Things that could be useful when dealing with asparagus: Pens or long sticks, wet towels, pocket flashlights. I especially like a ruler-shaped duster with a removal cover, which could be slipped into any places where asparagus spears may attempt to hide their odiferous, flaky, waterlogged selves.
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It also makes your piss smell like shit.
BIL wrote: "Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla
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This thread hasn't been up since Jan 2015? It seemed like just yesterday. 
Anyway, I was browsing the intarwebz and I saw an ad for Chinese brides or some such. Then it hit me, the solution to all of our economic woes. (And no, it isn't selling off our womenfolk)
We need to lift the legal limit of two persons per marriage. We have all these rich dudes out there hoarding money just for the fun of it, as if it were leveling up in a JRPG. If they had a dozen wives to spend it for them, surely the resulting economic stimulus would create so many jobs we would finally have to expand the social security number beyond nine digits.
Anyway, I was browsing the intarwebz and I saw an ad for Chinese brides or some such. Then it hit me, the solution to all of our economic woes. (And no, it isn't selling off our womenfolk)
We need to lift the legal limit of two persons per marriage. We have all these rich dudes out there hoarding money just for the fun of it, as if it were leveling up in a JRPG. If they had a dozen wives to spend it for them, surely the resulting economic stimulus would create so many jobs we would finally have to expand the social security number beyond nine digits.
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Would Muslims be allowed to eat a lab-grown porkchop? Is it still "the flesh of swine" if it was never part of a living pig? Well I guess the cells would've been.
Eh, I assume no.
Eh, I assume no.
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From what I've read, the lab-pork is still made from pig's cells, so no, it's still haram. Also, apparently the mandate of having to slaughter the animal comes into play as well, so if the cells are taken from a living animal, that's not halal/ok either.
