pussy boat

[GaijinPunch]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36247459

partially innocent

[PAPER/ARTILLERY]

Dat face tho

[Skykid]

Real news.

Does this mean all those disembodied fuck vaginas based on AV stars and the schoolgirl next door aren't legit?

[Strikers1945guy]

How is that a no no but in Japan isn't prostitution basically legal? You can't "pay" for sex but if you pay for a massage that just happens to turn into sex that's cool.

The definition of prostitution is strictly limited to coitus.[20] This means sale of numerous acts such as oral sex, anal sex, mammary intercourse and other non-coital sex acts are legal.

Pink salons, soapland, delivery girls to give you "health services " are all fine and dandy but a kayak in the shape of your naughty bits puts someone in jail?

[Zen]

Dat face tho

Precisely.
I know a cunt when I see one and Ms. Muegumi is 100% yoko tier, cunt. Dont need the help of ms. Megumi's art for that.
Isnt she getting married to that other pretentious fuck, mike scott (waterboys)? Im sure I saw that elsewhere.
I guess the joke is on us and everyone else thats given her notice.

[CStarFlare]

I know a cunt when I see one and Ms. Muegumi is 100% yoko tier, cunt. Dont need the help of ms. Megumi's art for that.

Is there something more to this or are you this shitty based on one picture?

[Durandal]

Dat face tho

Precisely.
I know a cunt when I see one and Ms. Muegumi is 100% yoko tier, cunt. Dont need the help of ms. Megumi's art for that.

No, she's not a cunt, she makes cunts.

[Opus131]

"Art"

[Zen]

I know a cunt when I see one and Ms. Muegumi is 100% yoko tier, cunt. Dont need the help of ms. Megumi's art for that.

Is there something more to this or are you this shitty based on one picture?

(Im going to take this as a genuine question.)
Keyword in my post is Yoko (as in ono).

[Zen]

"Art"

Exactly.

[atheistgod1999]

Dat face tho

Precisely.
I know a cunt when I see one and Ms. Muegumi is 100% yoko tier, cunt. Dont need the help of ms. Megumi's art for that.

No, she's not a cunt, she makes cunts.

[Zen]

It occurred to me, that maybe, you gents have a more developed sense of sarcasm than I give you credit for. To wit, Durandal might be saying that ms. muegumi might have made a cunt of me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw0EbzFwxrA
On second thoughts, nah. To quote the great Teddy Bass; "Gentlemen! You're all cunts"

[GaijinPunch]

How is that a no no but in Japan isn't prostitution basically legal? You can't "pay" for sex but if you pay for a massage that just happens to turn into sex that's cool.

They don't. See below.

The definition of prostitution is strictly limited to coitus.[20] This means sale of numerous acts such as oral sex, anal sex, mammary intercourse and other non-coital sex acts are legal.

Yes, this is true. However, you can't just offer blow jobs for money. You need to get a fuuzoku license. If you're in a non-licensed place and you wind up getting a handy at the end of the massage, that's illegal on the institutions side. They bust these place from time to time, but quite sporadically, and I'm sure it's just to give lip service to the issue (pun intended).

Pink salons, soapland, delivery girls to give you "health services " are all fine and dandy but a kayak in the shape of your naughty bits puts someone in jail?

Anal as well. It's a joke...

It occurred to me, that maybe, you gents have a more developed sense of sarcasm than I give you credit for.

I guess we can forgive that w/ a post count of 51. But seriously... it should take about 4 posts here to realize the level of snark that is employed.

[Zen]

It occurred to me, that maybe, you gents have a more developed sense of sarcasm than I give you credit for.

I guess we can forgive that w/ a post count of 51. But seriously... it should take about 4 posts here to realize the level of snark that is employed.

OH, I get the level of snark, GaijinPunch. My point was that Durandal's post could easily be taken to contain more than it does, bringing it to an almost Chauncey Gardiner level of poe's law.