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Not in the bath tab! :mrgreen:

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Doubt its true... Maybe with the hair and the semen you can cause a blockage over time.. But damn, you would need a gallon or more. :shock:
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Bah! It's faked. There is no way in hell a school would do DNA matching to figure out who's spanking it in the shower.

Although it's a funny prank.
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neorichieb1971 wrote:Doubt its true... Maybe with the hair and the semen you can cause a blockage over time.. But damn, you would need a gallon or more. :shock:
How did you even calculate that...
No, wait, i don't want to know...
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Andi wrote:Bah! It's faked. There is no way in hell a school would do DNA matching to figure out who's spanking it in the shower.

Although it's a funny prank.
Actually it's a university.
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There is no way in hell a school would do DNA matching to figure out who's spanking it in the shower.
Of course they wouldn't. They'll threaten it, though. Maybe you aren't in college yet but they pull all kinds of bullshit like this.
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Nah, the whole thing is a prank. Hair can clog a drain, but semen most certainly cannot, and the hair can bind together well enough to form a clog with just the presence of water. Doubtlessly a student got their hands on some copied letterhead and decided a laugh was in order.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And yes, I do know semen cannot clog a drain (well, a regularly used drain anyway).
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Neon wrote:
There is no way in hell a school would do DNA matching to figure out who's spanking it in the shower.
Of course they wouldn't. They'll threaten it, though. Maybe you aren't in college yet but they pull all kinds of bullshit like this.
The language of the thing is all wrong too. For instnace: "Thank you for reading this document." What sort of university posting refers to itself as a document and then thanks you for reading it?

And from my experience, it seems strange that a university would threaten something they wouldn't do. If people keep jerking off and don't get tested, it destroys their status as disciplinarians.
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