Prelude to the Apocalypse

[Strikers1945guy]

Saying yes to Cruz is just... inexcusable at this point

[Bananamatic]

why aren't you a #cruzmissile

[Mischief Maker]

Saying yes to Cruz is just... inexcusable at this point

He's like the teacher's pet who the teacher secretly despises.

[quash]

Trump keeps mentioning generals in his speeches, making me even more confident in my hunch as to who he's going to choose as his VP. Anyone wanna take a guess before I play my hand?

[Rob]

He has no chance of winning anything greater than the Republican freak show, so who really cares. This is a race between Hillary and Bernie now.

[BryanM]

his VP

I want it to be Ivanka just for how epically awesome and excellent it would be.

He has no chance of winning anything greater than the Republican freak show, so who really cares.

Don't be one of those people.

We've all heard this before.

[Rob]

I don't remember that time very well.

[quash]

He has no chance of winning anything greater than the Republican freak show, so who really cares. This is a race between Hillary and Bernie now.

Took the falsified narrative hook, line and sinker, I see. It was a slow news week, so I can't blame you for getting excited.

Time to come back to reality: the GOP will be done for if they successfully screw over Trump at the convention, whereas the Democratic establishment knows damn well that if given no other choice, most of their voters will vote for Hillary.

You can thank the South for making sure Bernie never had a chance. Turns out black people would rather vote for a woman partially responsible for their mass incarceration than a guy who stood spitting distance behind MLK. Your party's social programming has been wildly successful, and it is to everyone's detriment. Now all we can do is wait.

[Opus131]

Well, once Hillary wins (since we all know Bernie isn't going to make it against her), black people will finally be taught to understand the plight of their race... from 20 year old something white college students:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWqMYqFI2tg

Now there's even some rumor going around that Hillary may be a lesbian, which would mean she would not only be the first woman president, but also the first LGBT president. There's history to be made here, who cares about some decrepit old socialist Jew with a long civil rights record?

[BulletMagnet]

Now there's even some rumor going around that Hillary may be a lesbian, which would mean she would not only be the first woman president, but also the first LGBT president.

That one's been out there for literally decades (at least since Chris Matthews' disgraceful interview with Gennifer Flowers), and almost certainly belongs in the same trash bin as the supposed drug paraphernalia on the white house Christmas tree.

[Opus131]

I don't know. Exhibit number one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZXdw3QiwEo

Exhibit number two: Bill's infidelity.

And finally, the most suspicious piece of evidence of them all:





The more i look at it, the more it seems plausible.

[Mischief Maker]

Oh Opus...

I don't know. Exhibit number one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZXdw3QiwEo

Hell hath no credibility like a woman scorned!

Exhibit number two: Bill's infidelity.

Ha ha ha!

One day Opus you'll meet a nice girl who's everything you're looking for in a woman. You'll move in together and fuck like rabbits. Then after a few months you'll switch from sex several times a day to once a day, then once a week, then maybe once a month. And the crazy thing is, it won't be her that's withholding the sex! Much to your dismay you'll find that it's you who is losing interest. And it won't make any sense because you still find other women attractive, porn can still get it up, and you know that you love this girl... like a sister. You'll learn to your shock and horror that you didn't know everything, that the male need for sexual variety is something hardwired. At that point, if you want to maintain a monogamous relationship, you'll find yourself facing options ranging from Viagra to, yes, infidelity.

Obviously it'll be her fault, the lesbian!

And finally, the most suspicious piece of evidence of them all:

My god! The smoking gun! Hillary Clinton buried face-first between the thighs of her campaign vice-chair Huma Abedin! Wait, no, Hillary deep tongue-kissing Huma Abedin! Wait, no, Hillary Clinton hugging Huma Abedin with wandering hands! Wait, no, Hillary longingly staring into the eyes of Huma Abedin! Wait, no, Hillary holding hands with Huma Abedin! Wait, no...

...oh wait. It's Hillary Clinton standing in the general vicinity of her campaign vice-chair Huma Abedin! And here she is whispering something in Hillary's ear during a press event. Campaign staff would never do something so intimate as whisper to their candidate with microphones in the vicinity! Clearly Hillary isn't waving her off, she's showing how many fingers she's going to sink into Huma once they get back to their room! And the most damning of them all, Huma Abedin jealously waving off a busboy from filling Hillary's water glass. Back off from my woman, bro!

The more i look at it, the more it seems plausible.

Spoiler

[Opus131]

Ha ha ha!

One day Opus you'll meet a nice girl who's everything you're looking for in a woman. You'll move in together and fuck like rabbits. Then after a few months you'll switch from sex several times a day to once a day, then once a week, then maybe once a month. And the crazy thing is, it won't be her that's withholding the sex! Much to your dismay you'll find that it's you who is losing interest. And it won't make any sense because you still find other women attractive, porn can still get it up, and you know that you love this girl... like a sister. You'll learn to your shock and horror that you didn't know everything, that the male need for sexual variety is something hardwired. At that point, if you want to maintain a monogamous relationship, you'll find yourself facing options ranging from Viagra to, yes, infidelity.

I take you are speaking from personal experience.

[BryanM]

To be fair, Huma could turn any woman gay and any gay man straight. Really has it going on.

It would be a nice christmas gift if the FBI would interview the woman finally and announce if they recommend prosecution or not.

[Skykid]

Ha ha ha!

One day Opus you'll meet a nice girl who's everything you're looking for in a woman. You'll move in together and fuck like rabbits. Then after a few months you'll switch from sex several times a day to once a day, then once a week, then maybe once a month. And the crazy thing is, it won't be her that's withholding the sex! Much to your dismay you'll find that it's you who is losing interest. And it won't make any sense because you still find other women attractive, porn can still get it up, and you know that you love this girl... like a sister. You'll learn to your shock and horror that you didn't know everything, that the male need for sexual variety is something hardwired. At that point, if you want to maintain a monogamous relationship, you'll find yourself facing options ranging from Viagra to, yes, infidelity.

I take you are speaking from personal experience.

I thought that was rather a good post. I do like abrasive truisms.

[Opus131]

Ha ha ha!

One day Opus you'll meet a nice girl who's everything you're looking for in a woman. You'll move in together and fuck like rabbits. Then after a few months you'll switch from sex several times a day to once a day, then once a week, then maybe once a month. And the crazy thing is, it won't be her that's withholding the sex! Much to your dismay you'll find that it's you who is losing interest. And it won't make any sense because you still find other women attractive, porn can still get it up, and you know that you love this girl... like a sister. You'll learn to your shock and horror that you didn't know everything, that the male need for sexual variety is something hardwired. At that point, if you want to maintain a monogamous relationship, you'll find yourself facing options ranging from Viagra to, yes, infidelity.

I take you are speaking from personal experience.

I thought that was rather a good post. I do like abrasive truisms.

If only it was true.

[Mischief Maker]

I take you are speaking from personal experience.

I thought that was rather a good post. I do like abrasive truisms.

If only it was true.

Well if it's that upsetting to you I'll give you a do-over response:

Exhibit number two: Bill's infidelity.

I thought Ann Coulter said that all the women Bill Clinton slept with was proof that HE was gay!

[Squire Grooktook]

At that point, if you want to maintain a monogamous relationship, you'll find yourself facing options ranging from Viagra to, yes, infidelity.

Just do what I do and masturbate to hentai 80 times a day. Problem solved.

[Mischief Maker]

Jesus Christ, they're trying everything imaginable to turn something Bernie said into a Dean Scream.

Hillary is going to hand the White House to Trump with this "Discredit, Defeat, unify the party later" strategy. Had she just stayed on the patronizing "you can't beat the math" message most Sanders supporters would have begrudgingly voted for her in the end. This is going to turn people off entirely. Democracy isn't war, decided in an instant by a tactical move, it's a popularity contest.

[EmperorIng]

turn something Bernie said into a Dean Scream.

I dunno, man, I think that's the "free college" bit, if we're defining dean scream as "moment that shows candidate is unaware he is being filmed and displays a startling disconnect from reality."

[BryanM]

Democracy isn't war, decided in an instant by a tactical move, it's a popularity contest.

The outcome in Milwaukee County has them scared shitless. They expected to win it by at least 10%, they won it by 3.7%. That's supposed to be a rough estimate of how they'll do in the north west with regions with a notable black vote.

I dunno, man, I think that's the "free college" bit, if we're defining dean scream as "moment that shows candidate is unaware he is being filmed and displays a startling disconnect from reality."

But we had free college 50 years ago, EmperorUg.

I'm sure you thought gay marriage was pure fantasy 20 years ago.

[BryanM]

But we had free college 50 years ago, EmperorUg.

Man, remember when they created public schools?

That shit's straight up out of the Communist Manifesto. Ditto with the minimum wage.

.... nah. Pure fantasy. Never gonna happen.

[BryanM]

It does brighten my mood that they're literally saying he personally murdered a bunch of kids at Sandy Hook. Gives me a sliver of hope that this isn't over.

It does brighten my mood

But not as much as someone adding more Huma pics to this thread would.

"you can't beat the math"

[Mischief Maker]

I dunno, man, I think that's the "free college" bit, if we're defining dean scream as "moment that shows candidate is unaware he is being filmed and displays a startling disconnect from reality."

Well first of all I'm defining a "Dean Scream" as when the mainstream media picks some single awkward moment then replays it on an hourly rotation out-of-context to tear down a primary challenger in place of their preferred candidate (John Kerry over Howard Dean).

As for the free college tuition, let's hear it out! Sanders says he's going to pay for it with a tax on Wall Street speculation. Explain how this plan is a startling disconnect from reality, please.

[Opus131]

I thought Ann Coulter said that all the women Bill Clinton slept with was proof that HE was gay!

Well, he may not be homosexual per-se, but he does come off as pretty gay (am i doing internet right?).

Of course, every now and then he appears able to muster a bit of a back bone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9snRQ9VAnyo

Unlike, say, Bernie Sanders.

[BryanM]

Unlike, say, Bernie Sanders.

Yes, Bernie is not a racist shithead and has huge balls, as being the only non-neoliberal running for president paints an assassination target on his chest no other candidate has.

Thank you for agreeing with us Comrade Beethoven.

[Opus131]

as being the only non-neoliberal running for president paints an assassination target on his chest no other candidate has.

I beg to differ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06d4t1704N8

Should we compare how many assassination threats did Bernie Sanders receive vis Trump?

At any rate, it is now apparently "racist" to simply tell the truth. The more you know.

[Mischief Maker]

Now Bernie's getting a fist-bump from the pope?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECK9_Bk9IIs

Jesus Christ! What a rollercoaster of a campaign!

[gameoverDude]

This election is like a circus. Donald Trump comes off as a clown. I don't want Darnold Grump to be POTUS. I find him to be a lout. I'm supporting Kasich. I think Trump's call for Kasich to drop out is a sign of fear. He's afraid the big K could pull ahead later.

Free college tuition sounds nice, but is it truly free if our taxes go up for it? Hopefully said tax would be indeed limited to Wall Street speculation.

[Skykid]

Taxing the rich to benefit the poor is a winning strat, but God knows how Sanders intends to implement it when America's govt is practically owned by Wall St.

We all remember the favourable reaction to Obamacare.