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If they had been good or even worse, mediocre, we wouldn't still be talking about them.
And yet here you are!
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I honestly think the biggest reason is that they are a hit with little kids who love laser swords, spaceships, and CGI.
Those things aren't restricted to age - only in the heads of grumpy wine-sipping vapid snobs sitting in their mansions, not out there in the real world. ;)

Every adult I know groans about how lousy the prequels are,
Selection bias, not representative, factually wrong, discarded.
You obviously have people who are adults and have no taste
Noh trüüüüü Scohtsman!
These two groups already don't care about how good a movie is.
And you're the third group who doesn't care (or rather lacks the ability to evaluate - if you wanna prove otherwise, you're welcome to try!).




Wow, this thread is a silly place - back to the more substantive Jimbo thread again, I suppose.
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EmperorIng wrote:I honestly think the biggest reason is that they are a hit with little kids who love laser swords, spaceships, and CGI. Every adult I know groans about how lousy the prequels are, but all of the younglings in my family cannot get enough of it.
Yes, it's absolutely a barometer of good taste. There's no denying the original trilogy had action sequences and CGI, but the quality of the filmmaking was so much more apparent. It was at least thoughtful about how things progressed, how it slowly built up tension. Lightsabers weren't ubiquitous and pulled out in nearly every scene. We had memorable, genuinely enjoyable characters, not completely abhorrent or outright forgettable ones.

I'm actually disappointed they didn't jump ahead-in universe to a totally brand new cast. Instead it sounds like they're relying on the nostalgia appeal of the old series by having Han Solo show up... It was like the Star Trek reboot, it was actually disappointing when Leonard Nimoy showed up. Felt like they weren't confident enough to really stand on their own without having someone from the old series.
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BryanM wrote:If they had been good or even worse, mediocre, we wouldn't still be talking about them. When's the last time a 10+ page thread on Ghostbusters got made?
Ain't that the truth!
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Nnnnnnnnnnope!

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BareKnuckleRoo wrote:I'm actually disappointed they didn't jump ahead-in universe to a totally brand new cast.
Yeah, it reminds me of that moment in Phantom Menace when R2-D2 showed up. It was the only time the audience I was watching with cheered. And then they seemed to kind of realize they were excited by a trash can that wasn't relevant to the plot. (The kind of fanboy silliness like when Rich Evans jacked off a droid.)

If it's not their story... well, it kind of feels like visiting grandma or grandpa in a nursing home. Isn't that depressing?
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How much longer is this going to go on for?
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Wasserkopp wrote:Nnnnnnnnnnope!
Need I remind you that I'm watching your activity in the two Star Wars threads like a hawk, and while your post content is on point in most cases (and on occasion I agree with one or two of your points), your flippant, condescending attitude to others, and the way you actually debate could do with a lot of work. In some cases, you're close to posting outright personal attacks on members here, which if/when it happens constitutes a bannable offence.

I'm starting to lose what little patience I have remaining, so consider this your second informal warning. There won't be a third.
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BareKnuckleRoo wrote:All the edits George Lucas made like Han Solo shooting first when he rereleased the films were a disgrace to everyone who worked on the original films. I'm disappointed I actually saw Star Wars first that way, because what they did actually changed the characterization very stupidly. Apparently there's a fan release of the trilogy where they're removing all of that bullshit while keeping the updated visual quality elsewhere?
The worse for me is when he digitally replaced the Vader ghost at the end with Christian Haydensen. It's like he doesn't even understand what made his old films what they were.
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The Jabba palace musical number in ROTJ is the worst offender for me.
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BryanM wrote:
Yeah, it reminds me of that moment in Phantom Menace when R2-D2 showed up. It was the only time the audience I was watching with cheered. And then they seemed to kind of realize they were excited by a trash can that wasn't relevant to the plot.
That reminds me of one of my favorite moments on Muppet Babies. The episode with Scooter as R2-D2 being mistaken for a trash can.
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Difficult to pinpoint Lucas' biggest single fuck up in the revised OT, but Han shooting first criminally ruins what is a character defining moment and one of the best scenes in the entire movie. That shit is sacred.

I absolute hate Hayden Christiansen being added into the end of RTOJ too. Sacrilege.
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The Han Solo thing ruins the character completely and was a terrible idea, but the Hayden Christensen one is just plain nonsensical. Luke recognizing that he had saved his father at end was the whole point of that scene. Neither he (nor the audience) would have known what Vader looked like as a young a man. It is just one of those things that shows the brain of George Lucas is just outright defective.
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George Lucas is cool, don't be jealous.
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Icarus wrote:
Wasserkopp wrote:Nnnnnnnnnnope!
Need I remind you that I'm watching your activity in the two Star Wars threads like a hawk, and while your post content is on point in most cases (and on occasion I agree with one or two of your points), your flippant, condescending attitude to others, and the way you actually debate could do with a lot of work. In some cases, you're close to posting outright personal attacks on members here, which if/when it happens constitutes a bannable offence.

I'm starting to lose what little patience I have remaining, so consider this your second informal warning. There won't be a third.
1) The pig was an RLM reference - I fancey myself for being able to reuse RLM quotes in a more creative fashion in various context, incl. while arguing against them, than their fans who mostly just repeat the jokes a 100 times.

2) Condescending attitude like this?
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 3#p1150893
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 9#p1150279

Close to outright personal insults like this?
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 5#p1150275

I usually have some amount of respect for boards that are honest and open about having double standards of this nature... with those that pretend otherwise, not so sure.


Anyway, as long as there's some off-chance for this whole debate to become somewhat interesting in the near future, I'll try to adopt a zen monk persona around here which is just as fun... unless everyone else joins in!
But so far things don't look that promising... hm.
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Opus131 wrote:The Han Solo thing ruins the character completely and was a terrible idea, but the Hayden Christensen one is just plain nonsensical. Luke recognizing that he had saved his father at end was the whole point of that scene. Neither he (nor the audience) would have known what Vader looked like as a young a man. It is just one of those things that shows the brain of George Lucas is just outright defective.
That change was done with a chronological I-VI viewing in mind - along with showing Coruscant and Naboo which weren't in the OT.

Luke recognizing the same face from the death scene is just hunky-dory, but if that dead person returns young instead, it's quite obvious from the context who it is plus Luke is psychic. Had they done a young actor instead in 1983, you wouldn't have had any issues.

It feels less natural, but that's where it ends; nothing you said even remotely amounted to a conclusion like "his brain is defective" having any value or validity.
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Wasserkopp wrote:
Opus131 wrote:The Han Solo thing ruins the character completely and was a terrible idea, but the Hayden Christensen one is just plain nonsensical. Luke recognizing that he had saved his father at end was the whole point of that scene. Neither he (nor the audience) would have known what Vader looked like as a young a man. It is just one of those things that shows the brain of George Lucas is just outright defective.
That change was done with a chronological I-VI viewing in mind - along with showing Coruscant and Naboo which weren't in the OT.

Luke recognizing the same face from the death scene is just hunky-dory, but if that dead person returns young instead, it's quite obvious from the context who it is plus Luke is psychic. Had they done a young actor instead in 1983, you wouldn't have had any issues.

It feels less natural, but that's where it ends; nothing you said even remotely amountd to a conclusion like "his brain is defective" having any value or validity.
I guess turning to the dark side lets you become a young ghost. Sucks to be undead AND old for Obi Wan and Yoda!
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Opus131 wrote:The Han Solo thing ruins the character completely and was a terrible idea, but the Hayden Christensen one is just plain nonsensical. Luke recognizing that he had saved his father at end was the whole point of that scene. Neither he (nor the audience) would have known what Vader looked like as a young a man. It is just one of those things that shows the brain of George Lucas is just outright defective.
It ruins Han? What about poor Greedo?! He's one of Jabba's top henchmen amd he can't hit a guy from point blank range!

Well it pains me to say something to support a post-prequel SE change but the Anakin thing makes sense in light of the prequels. Old Anakin would not have worn Jedi robes - from the prequels we know he became Vader as a young man, so the Jedi "projection" of himself as a force ghost would be of that man. He remembered who he was when he was good, rather than applied an unmutilated Jedi template to his older self. Sebastian Shaw in Jedi robes works only when the original trilogy stood alone, as we never know when Anakin became Vader and Shaw's face at the end of ROTJ is the only human connection we have to the character.

But ultimately it that change fails because you think back to the whiny dickbag prequel Anakin and it makes you hate the prequels all over again because of how dreadful his characterisation was. Stilted dialog, silly action scenes? Yeah I can live with that. A genocidal grumpy "you don't understand me" teenager who turns (properly) evil because he has a dream that his girlfriend dies? Riiiiight.
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So he was still good after the genocide of the Sand People tribe?

Also, why does Uncle Owen wear Jedi robes?
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TransatlanticFoe wrote:Sebastian Shaw in Jedi robes works only when the original trilogy stood alone
The original trilogy does stand alone. That's the thing, all this other crap isn't Star Wars.
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Wasserkopp wrote:2) Condescending attitude like this?
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 3#p1150893
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 9#p1150279

Close to outright personal insults like this?
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.ph ... 5#p1150275

I usually have some amount of respect for boards that are honest and open about having double standards of this nature... with those that pretend otherwise, not so sure.
The difference here is that I actually know Skykid in real-life, and am aware of how he likes to conduct himself. Therefore I can let it slide in his case, as he's also a trusted member around here, and has contributed a lot to building this community.
You on the other hand appear out of nowhere just to post in two threads, and I'd assume that if these Star Wars threads didn't even exist, you wouldn't even give this place a second glance. Do you even know what this forum is for, I wonder? Do you even have anything to offer the community here besides shitting up threads and ruffling feathers?

The only reason why I haven't banned you yet is because you're actually mildly amusing, and your post content actually has some good insight. You just come across as an obnoxious prick in the way you post. Other stricter communities wouldn't hesitate to pull the trigger on you. I'm convinced that if you could be less condescending, you could actually shoot down a lot of the egos around here with a thoughtful, insightful debating style. I've yet to see it happen, though.
Wasserkopp wrote:Anyway, as long as there's some off-chance for this whole debate to become somewhat interesting in the near future, I'll try to adopt a zen monk persona around here which is just as fun... unless everyone else joins in!
But so far things don't look that promising... hm.
The debate is interesting, but you'll quickly learn that people will be more receptive to you and your opinions around here if you don't come across as an annoying twat in every single one of your posts. Jus' sayin'.
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TransatlanticFoe wrote:
Opus131 wrote:The Han Solo thing ruins the character completely and was a terrible idea, but the Hayden Christensen one is just plain nonsensical. Luke recognizing that he had saved his father at end was the whole point of that scene. Neither he (nor the audience) would have known what Vader looked like as a young a man. It is just one of those things that shows the brain of George Lucas is just outright defective.
It ruins Han? What about poor Greedo?! He's one of Jabba's top henchmen amd he can't hit a guy from point blank range!
While that change is an awful hackjob, I refuse to place it at the top of any worst list for a simple reason; in concept it's dumb, but when watching the movie it's over so quickly the only thing that's really bad is that the punchline is gone.
Instead of a one-liner preceding a swift, sudden explosive, now there's some messy fire exchange that doesn't fit the scene at all. It should be noted that this kind of thing is not at all alien to the genre: the opening shootout in Once Upon a Time in the West is also a "messy exchange of shots", but the context and rhythm there is entirely different.

Or I guess this only applies to the post-2004 revisions since the 1997 one was way slower ;)



Well it pains me to say something to support a post-prequel SE change but the Anakin thing makes sense in light of the prequels. Old Anakin would not have worn Jedi robes - from the prequels we know he became Vader as a young man, so the Jedi "projection" of himself as a force ghost would be of that man. He remembered who he was when he was good, rather than applied an unmutilated Jedi template to his older self. Sebastian Shaw in Jedi robes works only when the original trilogy stood alone, as we never know when Anakin became Vader and Shaw's face at the end of ROTJ is the only human connection we have to the character.
1) While that scene is the first to imply that Ben's attire from IV was a Jedi uniform, or at least to facilitate that "reveal" in EpI, Anakin grew up with Owen in that continuity, so that's what the robe can be attributed to.
2) His age prior to his turn is never specified - it probably happened more than 20 years ago, but at the same time he still could've been significantly older.
3) In one scenario, the soul had been buried beneath the evil and now emerges in its original form; in the other scenario, the soul has grown and withered with the rest, and now has been freed from the cancer. Both make sense and are equally "archetypal".

And if you accept the robes as Jedi uniform, so what? His sould aged, but he got to put on his honorary armor again - even in that context, it doesn't make "more sense".


But ultimately it that change fails because you think back to the whiny dickbag prequel Anakin and it makes you hate the prequels all over again because of how dreadful his characterisation was.
He was only a whiny dickbag in Episode II, and this is his Episode III persona (in fact, it's stock footage from Episode III :p).
who turns (properly) evil because he has a dream that his girlfriend dies? Riiiiight.
You might wanna specify what exactly is "riiiiiiight" about this - epic stories are filled with men doing all kinds of things to save their hot love interest, it's one of the most basic, primal tropes in existence.
So is the notion of merciless, unstoppable fate... about to take that love interest away.

When I see someone laugh at this plot premise from Episode III, that's how I usually know not much thought has been put into the criticism in question.



Mischief Maker wrote:So he was still good after the genocide of the Sand People tribe?
Those were orcs weren't they.
Also, why does Uncle Owen wear Jedi robes?
Line's blurred from the beginning as monks tend to wear humble / robey attires of that sort. Which is why audiences had no trouble accepting it as a "Jedi uniform" on a visceral level, after seeing Ben sport it so many times as a ghost.
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Icarus wrote: The difference here is that I actually know Skykid in real-life, and am aware of how he likes to conduct himself. Therefore I can let it slide in his case, as he's also a trusted member around here, and has contributed a lot to building this community.
You on the other hand appear out of nowhere just to post in two threads,
Other stricter communities wouldn't hesitate to pull the trigger on you.
Some communities like BBS Stardestroyer tolerate a lot more abuse and attitude than even Skykid here has demonstrated - telling newbies to grow a thicker skin and up their game instead.
Other communities like TFN have a very low threshold for anything family-unfriendly.

Some communities are purely rule-based - others are informal and let human nature take its course.
And then there are those that pretend to be the former, but actually act like the latter - there are few things that inspire less respect and reverence in me.

Some communities are close and personal, others public and impersonal.
This appears to be the former, and your justification for using this kind of "double standard" looks organic and makes sense. So I've got no problems with that, if that's something that's done consciously.


The only reason why I haven't banned you yet is because you're actually mildly amusing, and your post content actually has some good insight. You just come across as an obnoxious prick in the way you post. [...] I'm convinced that if you could be less condescending, you could actually shoot down a lot of the egos around here with a thoughtful, insightful debating style. I've yet to see it happen, though.
I saw the arrogant attitude displayed in the first pages / previous posts on these threads, and it's generally fun to react in kind to that sort of stuff.
Just because you're giving THEIR smug attitude a pass, doesn't mean it didn't happen... let's just make that bit clear, here.

and I'd assume that if these Star Wars threads didn't even exist, you wouldn't even give this place a second glance. Do you even know what this forum is for, I wonder? Do you even have anything to offer the community here besides shitting up threads and ruffling feathers?
When forums have off-topic discussions, those are found in Google and some start new accounts to join in a specific debate - it's a common occurrence.



Anyway, I'll try the stoic approach now - but don't even think of trying to rule in Skykid's tone or anyone else's and make them behave better, otherwise I'll get bored... and then angry ;)
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Wasserkopp wrote:Anyway, I'll try the stoic approach now - but don't even think of trying to rule in Skykid's tone or anyone else's and make them behave better, otherwise I'll get bored... and then angry ;)
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Please do. Like I've said before, your post content is pretty good - for example, your comments on Watto in the other thread I agree with in many cases, even if some people didn't - but locking antlers and butting heads with the bigger, more stubborn egos around here will only lead to bad things in the long run eg thread locks etc. And if the Star Wars threads are locked, what'll you do then? ^_-

Also re the behaviour of others: we're generally quite open around discussions here, and frequently things get pretty heated. You expect that on discussion forums with a lot of differing opinions - things get pretty boring otherwise.
The only time the other mods and I consider serious action is when someone really oversteps the line though. :V

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dan76 wrote:
TransatlanticFoe wrote:Sebastian Shaw in Jedi robes works only when the original trilogy stood alone
The original trilogy does stand alone. That's the thing, all this other crap isn't Star Wars.
I hate it when people say things like this. It doesn't matter how awful something is, it's still part of the franchise and you're going to have to get used to it. I don't like the other two Matrix movies that much but they're still Matrix movies!

You can't say something doesn't exist just because you don't like it. You'll get left behind. Pretty soon you'll be walking with a cane shaking your fist at teenagers yelling about how what they're listening to "isn't music".
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Lord Satori wrote:
dan76 wrote:
TransatlanticFoe wrote:Sebastian Shaw in Jedi robes works only when the original trilogy stood alone
The original trilogy does stand alone. That's the thing, all this other crap isn't Star Wars.
I hate it when people say things like this. It doesn't matter how awful something is, it's still part of the franchise and you're going to have to get used to it. I don't like the other two Matrix movies that much but they're still Matrix movies!

You can't say something doesn't exist just because you don't like it. You'll get left behind. Pretty soon you'll be walking with a cane shaking your fist at teenagers yelling about how what they're listening to "isn't music".
They exist, and are, per acting hand's decree, "officially" part of the franchise. But when people talk about canon, or what is "really" X or Y, they're not necessarily talking about the official terms, and usually more about the content as perceived by themselves.


It's amusing how readily people tend to confuse quality with category... the phrase "this ain't music" is automatically understood, and meant, as a dismissive denigration, yet it isn't really:
we accept 20th century avantgarde, drum solos, and rap as "music", but that's mere semantics - had those evolved differently, we'd be calling them "combination of music and sound art", and corresponding terms, instead, while holding them in the exact same regard as we do now.
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I think we all need to take our hats off to the Trekkies who pretty much banded together in their entirety and declared Star Trek V non-cannon, even though it was the baby of the guy who played Captain Kirk himself!

Anyone who says you can't redact a movie out of a series is forgetting Highlander 2: The Quickening. Which was kind of the point, I guess.
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Yeah, much like the Sarah Conner Chronicles, sometimes you have to cut off the cancer and start from a healthy place.

Fortunately the prequels add literally nothing to the narrative so it doesn't matter if you decide to include them in canon or not.

Ok it does matter if you decide to make Jar jar the protagonist.
Mischief Maker wrote:Also, why does Uncle Owen wear Jedi robes?
Because they were never Jedi robes in the first place, they were generic sand people robes.

Just like this vest no one is talking about is an atrocity against taste that even sand people wouldn't wear and you'd damn well be certain Princess Smelly Face would definitely never wear.
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Mischief Maker wrote:Also, why does Uncle Owen wear Jedi robes?
Because they were never Jedi robes in the first place, they were generic sand people robes.
The ultimate hipster garment in that faraway galaxy.
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BryanM wrote:Fortunately the prequels add literally nothing to the narrative
Technically the Imperial Senate is mentioned near the beginning of episode IV, so this isn't entirely truthful since the prequels go in depth about it. That and the Clone Wars. Before the prequels came out, there was only speculation to be done.
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It also added the midochlorian. /s
That said, you are correct in that anything that's actually relevant to the main story of IV-VI has little to do with the prequels. If anything, the tv series and console spinoffs like "The Force Unleashed" adds much more than those movies could. Personally, I think of the first Force Unleashed game as being canon.
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Re: Star Wars Episode VII: Cast Unveiled...slated for 12/18/

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Lord Satori wrote:
dan76 wrote:
TransatlanticFoe wrote:Sebastian Shaw in Jedi robes works only when the original trilogy stood alone
The original trilogy does stand alone. That's the thing, all this other crap isn't Star Wars.
I hate it when people say things like this. It doesn't matter how awful something is, it's still part of the franchise and you're going to have to get used to it. I don't like the other two Matrix movies that much but they're still Matrix movies!

You can't say something doesn't exist just because you don't like it. You'll get left behind. Pretty soon you'll be walking with a cane shaking your fist at teenagers yelling about how what they're listening to "isn't music".

Don't be ridiculous, they're just three films that I really like. Left behind in what? What am I missing? I like the first two Godfather films, I don't have to like or watch the third one. Same with Bond. I'll take Connery or Moore any day and not bother with the rest - I've seen enough of them not to really care.

I'm not into Star Wars because if the franchise or universe, I just like the original films as pieces of cinema. I hope the new film is a good piece of cinema, if not it won't effect how I view the originals. This is why the prequels don't really exist to me (except in threads like this).
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