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Carrying over from the VII thread, back where it belongs:

Lord Satori wrote:Since he's always favored special effects over writing, we were left with incredible action and cgi seasoned with political discourse.
This is a complete non-sequitur - how does someone who doesn't favor writing, stuff their movie full of political discourse writing?
That of course ignoring that said political discourse took up a rather low percentage of the dialogue in these movies.

Expecting more brilliant logic from the unassailable position...

That and perhaps putting more effort into Anakin's seemingly sudden transition into Vader in the third film.
It was as sudden as a transition that was built up over the entire first half of the movie can be I suppose.


Skykid wrote:the prequel consensus is a vast majority (for entirely the right reasons).
Interesting assertion... what's your explanation for this obvious truth not being reflected in the ratings, or reviews?
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Icarus wrote:You're not hitting a nerve. I'm just amused at how pompous and self-righteous you are for apparently being a "successful mom" - one that's apparently bored enough to read all 15,000+ posts of a community member's posting history, as well as doing some cyber-stalking of your own, though it seems you're not particularly good at it. Shouldn't you be actually doing something useful?
So let me help you with that. You're now permanently banned. Now you have all the time in the world to continue being successful! :V

I do admit I found the fantasy of Skykid and co. having their personal battles off-forum descending into stalking etc absolutely hilarious and almost worthy of fanfiction, however. Unless there's something you're not telling us, Skykid? :wink:
I'm not entirely sure Duncelap DID read anyone's posting history. In her description of forum history, the only thing she's even part-right on is that I once wrote a fanfic starring Skykid (wasn't someone supposed to do an illustrated version of that?) and that Roo once posted on the blog of one of my friends to attack me. Even then, she's exaggerating it to the thousandth power--there was never any stalking or death threats or whatever. I honestly got the impression that she was just making up shit she could *imagine* use doing and some of them just happened to be accidentally right in a "from a certain point of view" kind of way.

Keep in mind "she" also claimed to be friends with Jim Raynor, author of the article this topic is about... I saw the guy's posts and account on Stardestroyer.net and he said absolutely nothing about being a college professor, having a background in film, or knowing a mother (psychotic or otherwise). Clearly Duncelap was willing to straight-up lie when it suited her.

Besides, if she really DID read our posting histories, she would've invariably found the post where I admit to being a puppy-drowning neo nazi, Lord Satori talks about the dismembered orphans in his basement, and Skykid admits to being a fan of the Irate Gamer. Her made-up complaints would seem tame in comparison ;)
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BryanM wrote:I think that's Count Doodie he's talking about. Whose motivation was to not have to work for a living and have sex with lots of robots.

(That last sentence isn't projection I swear.)
"Old arrogant wizard seeking power" is just about good enough, however to the extent that it needed some additional elaboration, to distinguish him from the other two perhaps, surely doing that would've been better than going with Jar Jar instead? What a bizarre point to make.
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I meant he would've stood out better. The only thing Dooku has going is that he was played by a fine actor. His character isn't remarkable in any way. Funny how you're opposed to the only thing that could justify Jar Jar's presence in the movie at all, yet you keep defending them.
Wasserkopp wrote:It was as sudden as a transition that was built up over the entire first half of the movie can be I suppose.
He goes from being able to recognize that he was horribly wrong in allowing Mace Windu to be killed to pledging his loyalty and slaughtering children within minutes. There are hints throughout about him turning due to his strong attachment to Padme, but it's nowhere near enough to warrant his actions when he actually does.
Wasserkopp wrote: This is a complete non-sequitur - how does someone who doesn't favor writing, stuff their movie full of political discourse writing?
The same way someone who writes game reviews can be terrible at it. You don't have to be good at something to do it for a living.
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Wasserkopp wrote:
BryanM wrote:I think that's Count Doodie he's talking about. Whose motivation was to not have to work for a living and have sex with lots of robots.

(That last sentence isn't projection I swear.)
"Old arrogant wizard seeking power" is just about good enough, however to the extent that it needed some additional elaboration, to distinguish him from the other two perhaps, surely doing that would've been better than going with Jar Jar instead? What a bizarre point to make.
Do you actually have any points to make? You seem to keep responding in a very noncommittal fashion.

Basically I've spent years on here kneecapping people over movie criticism who probably didn't deserve it. You on the other hand seem like you do, because you're coming across with a hugely over-inflated opinion of your ability to appraise film-making, and with the prequels no less.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chomping at the bit at the opportunity to thoroughly embarrass you, but I'm not getting anything to work with here.

So please, do me a favour and start by stating your case, in full, as to why the prequels are good movies. I promise to respond in detail as soon as I find time.


EDIT: OH! And you must post links to where you schooled the RLM commenters as to why they were wrong to bash the prequels. I don't really believe it actually occurred the way you said it did, it seems a nigh on impossibility given the subject matter. So please humour me with the links.
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Don't bother clicking this if you're here for Star Wars.
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Edmond Dantes wrote:there was never any stalking or death threats or whatever.
But there was this:

"Hey, Skykid, why don't we take this fight to my blog? Not so we can discuss it like gentlemen, but so I can have your IP address and give it to a hacker friend of mine to destroy your computer and shut you up."

And you did cry 'stalker' after I insulted you on a blog post that you publicly linked to here.
Edmond Dantes wrote:BareknuckleRoo has, but I'm willing to bet he was going through a rough patch at the time and its not something he'd do normally.
You lacked self-awareness, you were immature, your thoughts were a tortured parody of logic... my opinion of you from the posts you made in that gun control/mass shootings thread was, and still is, that you behaved like an autistic manchild. It was painfully cringe-y.

But I'm glad to see your opinion of me has improved since this:

"See Roo, people like YOU are why people like me feel like guns are necessary for self defense. Because you're a nut, and I'm sure if we had this convo in RL rather than from behind the safety of computer monitors, you'd already be reaching for my neck, Homer Simpson-style."

also, barnacle roo, lol
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Holy shit Edmond. Forgot about some of that.
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Lord Satori wrote:I meant he would've stood out better.
That is correct - a lot of potential wasted there, they set him up as having somewhat of a mind of his own, being a political ideologue and what not; one thing they could've done would be to characterize him as someone who wants to see the world in a particular state, while Sidious just wants power and pretends to strive for "ideals". This would've given Dooku's death an additional layer, as well.
Maybe he should've done like a Saruman speech, or a Caleb speech.

Of course the potential to stand out "better" doesn't mean he already didn't stand out sufficiently for basic narrative purposes.
The only thing Dooku has going is that he was played by a fine actor. His character isn't remarkable in any way.
Not sure what you mean by "remarkable" or how high your standards are for that - he was quite similar to Saruman, and less charismatic or complete (that goes without saying) in comparison, so in that sense, or whatever other character from some other movie you think he's similar to, maybe he wasn't remarkable.

in the context of the series, however, he undoubtedly was - for one, he was the only "evil version of Ben" character in the whole series, an old, elegant aristocratic sorcerer who imparts unreliable knowledge about the past and present.
He's particularly remarkable in the way he starts out as a nebulous grey third party and is gradually revealed to be fully black and co-conspirator of Sidious - this fits into the general mystery arc that starts out seemingly in a different place and then only at the end is revealed to be part of the same master plan of EpI.

He has an arrogant, self-confident personality and calmly, snidely mocks his opponents during combat; he considers them beneath him, and is almost schooling them as inexperienced youngsters.
Now that's vastly different from any SW villain, and also Saruman to an extent.

The archetype of the "pompous dark sorcerer who repels your feeble attempts to stop him with his left hand" can be found in different forms with Snape at the end of HP6, and Magneto / Kevin Bacon as well.
Bane is a distant relative, even though visually he's modeled after Darth Vader, obviously.


Funny how you're opposed to the only thing that could justify Jar Jar's presence in the movie at all, yet you keep defending them.
Whom "them"?

Wasserkopp wrote:It was as sudden as a transition that was built up over the entire first half of the movie can be I suppose.
He goes from being able to recognize that he was horribly wrong in allowing Mace Windu to be killed to pledging his loyalty and slaughtering children within minutes.
What we're talking about here is a long, structured build-up followed by a quick pay-off.
The interesting thing about this is that while the prospect of "a trilogy about Darth Vader becoming evil" suggests a slow, gradual transition, if you go by the failed attempts to convert Luke then a relatively quick transition following long build-up is exactly what you'd expect.

Going from regret to killing children is justified by said build-up, and sold via pace, dialogue, scene progression and atmosphere.
A comparable "sudden transition" can be found in the finale of Alias with Arvin Sloane.

There are hints throughout about him turning due to his strong attachment to Padme, but it's nowhere near enough to warrant his actions when he actually does.
Actually it's more than near enough - the prospect of losing your hot girlfriend makes men move seas and mountains in escapist fiction.
"Hints"? "Strong attachment"? There's a jealousy towards Obi-Wan that's "hinted" at and could've been expanded more; his lust for power prior to the turn was underdeveloped; but the fear of Padme dying is the most central aspect of III's plot and calling that a "hint" robs you of any credibility you might've had otherwise.

Isn't it telling? What does it say about the work, when critics have to make stuff up in order to criticize it to the extent they aim to? There's counterproductivity, and then there's this.
Wasserkopp wrote: This is a complete non-sequitur - how does someone who doesn't favor writing, stuff their movie full of political discourse writing?
The same way someone who writes game reviews can be terrible at it. You don't have to be good at something to do it for a living.
And what better way to follow that up than another non-sequitur?
This isn't about competence and occupation; this is about the supposed connection you drew between his lack of enthusiasm for writing and choosing to go with politics as a plot point.
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Skykid wrote:
Wasserkopp wrote:
BryanM wrote:I think that's Count Doodie he's talking about. Whose motivation was to not have to work for a living and have sex with lots of robots.

(That last sentence isn't projection I swear.)
"Old arrogant wizard seeking power" is just about good enough, however to the extent that it needed some additional elaboration, to distinguish him from the other two perhaps, surely doing that would've been better than going with Jar Jar instead? What a bizarre point to make.
Do you actually have any points to make? You seem to keep responding in a very noncommittal fashion.

Basically I've spent years on here kneecapping people over movie criticism who probably didn't deserve it. You on the other hand seem like you do, because you're coming across with a hugely over-inflated opinion of your ability to appraise film-making, and with the prequels no less.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't chomping at the bit at the opportunity to thoroughly embarrass you, but I'm not getting anything to work with here.

So please, do me a favour and start by stating your case, in full, as to why the prequels are good movies. I promise to respond in detail as soon as I find time.
While writing teal dears no one ends up reading is fun, I'm going with a more economic approach here: basically, the bare minimum I have to do as a "debater", is increase the substance of the point that's being argued.

So if someone comes with "sudden transition lolololololol", all I need to do is add "it followed a build-up spanning the entire film" and I've already progressed the conversation.
The reason for that is saving energy for one, and also the fact that the points I'm arguing are obvious fare, and often people realize their errors simply by being questioned, or given directions.


EDIT: OH! And you must post links to where you schooled the RLM commenters as to why they were wrong to bash the prequels. I don't really believe it actually occurred the way you said it did, it seems a nigh on impossibility given the subject matter. So please humour me with the links.
They deleted the threads where I did that, but you can still see the comments I left in other users' threads as "Standardon-Nameaux", even though those discussions were a bit less relevant.
You can find the screenshots, however, by following the links in the "Crowdsource the Ban" thread in the Webzone section ;)

Right below where the deleted threads were, you can find the merely closed threads by "Existingman" which featured weak rebuttals revoving around Jimbo - and since weak opposition fits right into their self-image, you can see they were more than willing to engage him, in addition to mocking and gif-posting... :o
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Going from regret to killing children is justified by said build-up, and sold via pace, dialogue, scene progression and atmosphere.
Except that none of that was 'sold'. At all. The pacing is all off as Anakin never shows any real internal turmoil and never sells the audience on decent into the sort of insanity that merits slicing up children. We never see any sort of conflict he deals with, no kind of inner struggles like "what would Padmé think about this?", we're just told to basically accept that he goes off the deep end after he kills Mace Windu. Does he completely lose his own self-will? Does he ever ask Palpatine "how will you help save Padmé?". And we certainly never see him do what you'd expect in the situation: exact retribution on Palpatine for failing to hold up his bargain to save Padmé. All we get is an angry Vader at the end. By the end of Return of the Jedi, he barely finds it in him to stand up to the Emperor (finally). He's so easily manipulated by Palpatine that it's painful to watch.

It's all sloppily written, because by the time George Lucas got to Revenge of the Sith, they had to suddenly wrap up everything neatly so Anakin could go and be Vader. We never see any real seduction of the Dark Side's powers, we never see any scenes where Anakin is challenging or struggling with any inner turmoil. All we get is an impulsive, snotty teenager who goes and butchers children because an old geezer told him to. Up to that point we'd only really seen Anakin go crazy when he took revenge on his mother's killers, and aside from Anakin's "I killed them all" tirade, nobody in the film really worries for Anakin's sanity (do Jedi apprentices never need counseling?), so why should the audience?

The prequels would have been far more interesting if they'd truly been dedicated to fleshing out Anakin's descent into madness and his transformation into Vader. Like, actually showing some of his time as Palpatine's lackey more than when he's killing stuff. Or showing him coping with truly accepting the Dark Side. The problem is that they fail miserably to do so, by cramming all of Anakin's meaningful character development into one badly-written film that uses the idiotic idea of Padmé's death in childbirth as the driving factor behind Anakin going nuts. Let's not forget that we're never told why Padmé, in spite of the ridiculous amount of advanced technology, is going to die in childbirth. How is this believable? Are C-sections or contraceptives not a thing? Why doesn't Anakin just warn Padmé "hey let's adopt or get a puppy instead" or just use a damn condom? You have to be out of your mind to seriously think this writing is believable.

Instead of content, the prequels focused too much on CGI, and the writing predictably suffered for it.
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BareKnuckleRoo wrote:
Going from regret to killing children is justified by said build-up, and sold via pace, dialogue, scene progression and atmosphere.
Except that none of that was 'sold'. At all. The pacing is all off as Anakin never shows any real internal turmoil
Well we're off to a bad start here - what does "inner turmoil" have to do with the PACING?


Now the word "turmoil" has an amusing history in this general context, as does "unrest", so not sure what exactly you mean by that - however if you're referring to inner conflict, it's obviously quite laughable to claim none was shown.

That scene where there's tears on his face, that doesn't count?
What about his reaction to the first assignment, both upon receiving it and right before carrying it through?

The long time it takes him to "you must choooooose"? What about the silenst scene right before that?
Or even the dissonant subtleties in his reactions to Obi-Wan in the opening scene?

There's some alternate verion of this movie that exists nowhere but your head (and that of those sharing your general views), where not a single thought was given to showing any "inner turmoil" in a character that's all about inner conflict, so those scenes / shots weren't included and what you're saying here is accurate.

and never sells the audience on decent into the sort of insanity that merits slicing up children.
Well, the "insanity" here is the belief that the Jedi are out to take over and cause a "civil war without end"; the psychological motivation to believe this truth is both gven and conveyed in the preceding scenes with Palpatine;
and the type of impressionable "traumatic mind state" where such truths are readily accepted, is also conveyed by context, style, and line delivery.

We never see any sort of conflict he deals with, no kind of inner struggles like "what would Padmé think about this?",
Well not that particular aspect, though it's possibly implied in the "staring at towers sequence"; and while that wasn't a thing considered before or during the transition (and should have for the sake of a complete framework), it does play a role afterwards when he sugarcoats his actions when talking to her, simultaneosly trying to makea righteous impression, indoctrinate her into his new worldview, and rationalizing his decisions to himself.

A lot of "point of view" stuff going on in both of those scenes, as he hardly lies outright.

we're just told to basically accept that he goes off the deep end after he kills Mace Windu. Does he completely lose his own self-will?
He has no choice left but to accept the new role, the rest is cognitive dissonance / rationalization to pacify said dissonance.

Will he
1) if not get fried by Palpatine, give himself in to arrest / expulsion, losing Padme and all his ambitions, living in guilt and shame, or
2) take the option where he can save his wife, receive acknowledgement and opportunites from this powerful emperor/sorcerer, and strive for ambition and power while seeing himself as the savior of the republic from those Jedi who disrespected him?

The wife thing is the primary factor; the rest can be described as the "id", ulterior motivations he had in addition to that and which end up swimming to the surface once he's given (himself) free reign;
and, on the surface, he just did a righteous thing by stopping Mace from killing an unarmed prisoner, making up for his own mistake.

And once the choice is made, of course all the justifying stuff about a Jedi conspiracy that makes his choice easier in retrospect and him come off better, aided by Palpatine treating him with respect and valuing his "agreement", is believed enthusiastically.

Does he ever ask Palpatine "how will you help save Padmé?". And we certainly never see him do what you'd expect in the situation: exact retribution on Palpatine for failing to hold up his bargain to save Padmé.
That's a typical talking point from your type, that Palpatine "tricked" him and "failed to live up to his part of the bargain", even though his speech clearly conveys that he had a good idea of how to tackle this... and, in fact, still the best if not the only one in the galaxy able to say that about himself.

It's of course classical recruitment procedure: first you give a hint, an idea too strong to let go, that starts gowing over time; then you wait a bit, and confirm their wildest hopes with a "yes it's al true" while still giving yourself some wiggle room for future... redactions; and once you got them by the balls, having broken with their friends and family and what not, you make clear that things are never this easy, but if they follow all the instructions and move up in the ranks, their wildest desires are still waiting for them at the end.
It's very primal ;)


All we get is an angry Vader at the end.
Well, he's not angry at Palpatine because he thinks he's at fault (and he is). By this point, howeve, the axe has been wholly replaced and now he's the ruler of the galaxy with lots of prospects.

Pretty much a Doc Ock / Sloane moment, should've maybe been done with a similar speech instead of a big no.

By the end of Return of the Jedi, he barely finds it in him to stand up to the Emperor (finally). He's so easily manipulated by Palpatine that it's painful to watch.
Lol treating this like a continuity instead of a succession of retcons.


It's all sloppily written, because by the time George Lucas got to Revenge of the Sith, they had to suddenly wrap up everything neatly so Anakin could go and be Vader.
This statement is meaningless - of course "they had", that's the premise of the film; nothing about how well or badly it's executed...

We never see any real seduction of the Dark Side's powers,
Not sure what you mean by "real" seduction - the angle here is that the Dark Side offers some real goods, + brainwashing and cogntive dissonance.

It's not the same approach as in the OT, but the approach it opts for instead, it features in spades. The opera scene and the subsequent one count as seduction, I'd say.

All we get is an impulsive, snotty teenager
There is no impulsiveness anywhere, his demeanor is not nearly aristocratic enough to pass for "snotty" (technically neither do any of the other characters who DO act aristocratic; snotty is a particular negative subtype), and he doesn't act like a "teenager" anywhere in this movie, except maybe a few seconds here and there.

because an old geezer told him to.
It's "old fossil", not "old geezer" - where's your tonal awareness, I ask you.


Up to that point we'd only really seen Anakin go crazy when he took revenge on his mother's killers, and aside from Anakin's "I killed them all" tirade, nobody in the film really worries for Anakin's sanity (do Jedi apprentices never need counseling?), so why should the audience?
Well, going on a revenge rampage might be one of those things that might contribute to future instability, though other factors are at the forefront in III.



The prequels would have been far more interesting if they'd truly been dedicated to fleshing out Anakin's descent into madness and his transformation into Vader.
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by cramming all of Anakin's meaningful character development into one
The point that two movies were wasted in that department (not only was the character largely shite, but both of those versions got retconned / redesigned for the next ones, as well), is certainly correct.

However, III does focus on said descent, obviously, though it's less "madness" and more "indoctrination".

Like, actually showing some of his time as Palpatine's lackey more than when he's killing stuff. Or showing him coping with truly accepting the Dark Side. The problem is that they fail miserably to do so,
Not fail, but do something else instead.
What you said there is about as valid as saying "ROTJ failed miseraböy at showing Luke's growth into a master".

Showing him as Palpatine's lackey - well, this movie was about "the transition" (and cementation), so when he enters the service he carries out the coup (which is the film's second focus), making him feel significant, cementing his role and "hardening his heart", and then the result of his mind is shown when he turns against his friends and is punished for it, losing all he had priorly and leading to the "axe replacement".

That's the arc that the film went with - doing other stuff for Sidious would have to be squeezed into the second half, even though nothing actually in it, or in the OT for that matter, called for it (the deleted version of the movie with moar politics is a separate topic).
Showing his activities as actual Vader exceeded its timespan and arc, though it obviously could've been done in yet another follow-up.



one badly-written film that uses the idiotic idea of Padmé's death in childbirth as the driving factor behind Anakin going nuts. Let's not forget that we're never told why Padmé, in spite of the ridiculous amount of advanced technology, is going to die in childbirth. How is this believable? Are C-sections or contraceptives not a thing?
Scientific nitpicking in high fantasy? Lol whatever.

These concerns could've been easily addressed by bringing up those options, reminding that even they carry residual risk, and then reinforcing that any such attempt to cheat fate with technological means would result in the worst outcome.
Padme could've been like "c'maaaahn I know a good doctor", and Anakin would express doubts, but then let himself get pacified before another vision, or maybe something Palpatine says mercilessly comes back and confirms that yes, all his worst fears were true and there's no earthly way around this.

Now depending on how this would be done, this could either have been tedious techno babble wearing down the story, or provided an additional dramatic and thematic angle about unstoppable fate about magic vs. technology.
The way things are, however, it's basically a plot that could've taken place in some Ancient Rome setting translated into futuristic space, with him ending credence to those "visions" and his optimistic wife waving it off as nightmares only for Palpatine to confirm that he had been in the right all along.

It works just fine - regarding the "technological advancements" wasn't needed.
The only narrative flaw of any significance here is, however, that the perhistory crucial to this storyline, the death of Shmi, is handled too nebulously here where it should've set up and made clear that "earthly means" are powerless to stop such visions.

Of course the way II handled this was a complete screw-up in that regard - all he had to do to save her was just to have gone back to Tattoine 5 years ago, certainly considered it once the visions started, no supernatural aid was required; and of course when she was actually dying, he made no visible attempt to resurrect her or whatever, so that rant came out of nowhere.
Now I said "nebulously", because III retcons AOTC's romance plot with one swift sentence, and who knows what else it retcons that's related to that, such as the Shmi sidequest which of course happened right in the middle of it. So it's reasoable to assume whatever happened there in Sith's continuity was something similar but maybe different... the the dialogue in Sith is vague in that regard, except that it does imply a certain inevitability that can only be stopped by thinking big.

Either that or that premise is never questioned, which is then a flaw of a certain degree.




Why doesn't Anakin just warn Padmé "hey let's adopt or get a puppy instead" or just use a damn condom? You have to be out of your mind to seriously think this writing is believable.
Abortion =/= contraception.

Instead of content, the prequels focused too much on CGI, and the writing predictably suffered for it.
Folks like you keep using the terms "CGI", "special effects", "action sequences", "spectacle" and "style over substance" interchangeably, even though they all are very different and carry different implications in a context such as contrasting it with the "writing".

CGI, for instance, has fuck all to do with writing as it can be used for anything, obvious or hidden, intrusive or background details.

Now the worst writing in these movies, without contest, was the Naboo scenes in AOTC - which were mostly shot on location, often with no effects added at all.
The meadow scene was probably the best one, despite the CGI waterfalls, while the fireplace scene was among the worst, despite being shot on a set with no visible effects.

So that doesn't seem to affect the writing or the acting, contrary to popular "wisdom".
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The reason people stop debating with you is that you aren't making points, then declaring victory.

This isn't a case of explaining to someone that Tommy Lee Jones was the actual protagonist of No Country for Old Men and completely turning their interpretation of the film upside down. The prequels are not deep films and yet they fail to reach the low narrative bar of their shallowness.

I read all your points and there is a common theme to them. You take a flaw in the movie and imagine a scenario where the flaw would have been solved. For the most part I agree with most of your scenarios. The problem is that Lucas didn't have your imagination when making the actual movies, he was too busy trying to cram in as many CGI creatures he could turn into toys as possible.

Nobody argues that these films weren't a missed opportunity, or that adding details here or there wouldn't have fixed many of the problems. Making up improvements of your own is a mark of your own creativity, not a point in favor of the films themselves. I can come up with hundreds of changes to Battlefield Earth that would have improved the film, that doesn't mean the film is any less of a piece of shit.

Being on the receiving end of your arguments is an experience akin to the frustration of debating with a creationist. Eventually people just quit.
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Mischief Maker wrote:The reason people stop debating with you is that you aren't making points, then declaring victory.
I read all your points
Now what's wrong with this picture...




and this coming from the guy who failed to make a follow-up to the whole protagonist acting thing after goading me to respond? and then wrote that hapless, salty piece of "satire"?

and there is a common theme to them. You take a flaw in the movie and imagine a scenario where the flaw would have been solved. For the most part I agree with most of your scenarios. The problem is that Lucas didn't have your imagination when making the actual movies,
My last post included actual scenarios from the movie, and imagined scenarios suggested as alternatives or arguable improvements. I can tell between the real ones and alternate ones pretty well - the question is, can you?

So why don't you cite an example of where I presented an imagined scenario as a real one.

Nobody argues that these films weren't a missed opportunity, or that adding details here or there wouldn't have fixed many of the problems. Making up improvements of your own is a mark of your own creativity, not a point in favor of the films themselves.
In the cases where I presented imagined scenarios or improvements, the point was that they could've either added additional layers, or rounded things off - however, that the result as it is, without those improvements, was already good enough to work on its own.

Or... half-good and incomplete, but that's a half more than the hapless "lolololol nothing there at all lolol" thesis I was responding to at the time.
An example of such a half-completed thing would be Dooku's character arc, and especially his lack of build-up outside of Padme's weird line that should've been molded into a whole sub-arc on her side of things.

Whereas the whole vision plot in ROTS is an example of something that's complete and works on its own, but it could've benefitted from various enrichments if they could be made to work with the pace.


he was too busy trying to cram in as many CGI creatures he could turn into toys as possible.
That's just vapid-talk for your fellow cult members to cheer at.

But what's the narrative difference between a CGI creature and a suit / model creature?
What's your argument that any of those creatures were included for toys as a primary reason, rather than to provide various forms of entertainment on screen? Y'all keep repeating this "shared wisdom" that "loolololololol a lot of aliens so they could sell toys lololololol", but you seem oblivious to the fact that additional arguments are required to reach that conclusion.

Also in what way does the presence of aliens interfere with the character based storytelling? Which of the actual (not imagined, as in your collective posts) gaps in the narrative or character arcs can be attributed to the presence of aliens?
I can think of only one, and that one only seems like it but is in reality something else entirely......






This isn't a case of explaining to someone that Tommy Lee Jones was the actual protagonist of No Country for Old Men and completely turning their interpretation of the film upside down. The prequels are not deep films
Who said they were..
and yet they fail to reach the low narrative bar of their shallowness.
What does that even mean specifically.



Being on the receiving end of your arguments is an experience akin to the frustration of debating with a creationist. Eventually people just quit.
Unless it's an excuse of some mysterious sort... which it is.

EDIT: The reason I know this is an excuse is because you generally tend to "give up" when the opposition starts making stronger arguments, while having no problem at all tackling the weaker ones.
I.e. like laymen arguing crocoducks and "kinds" on the internet, but if a creationist rattles off a bunch of facts and conclusions they go call for JF or "bow out" ;)
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dan76 wrote:Wasserkopp is clearly insane.
As insane as someone who bothered to write a 108 page rebuttal over the RLM reviews?

I'm beginning to wonder.
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This talk of Anakin's sudden and poorly developed/explained/sold turn to the Dark Side after Mace's death reminds me of Starcraft 2, where Jim Raynor goes from swearing vengeance upon Kerrigan at the end of the first game to moping about how much he loves her in the beginning of the sequel.

Apologists can (and do!) make up all sorts of head-canon psychological motivations for the swift and barely explained change (you could probably do as much for almost any poorly written character), but for most people, it was poorly executed, embarrassing, silly, predictable, cheesy, etc... Just like Anakin.

You can't debate that because you can't debate someone's head-canon. If someone is just going to deny any criticism because "No! His actions totally made sense! He did it because *INSERT OWN ELABORATE INTERPRETATION HERE*", then there's no way of arguing around that. The fact of the matter is, that interpretation was not sold (or at least, not sold well enough) to the audience, they didn't pick up on it or buy it, and as a result, they didn't enjoy it and they make those criticisms of it.
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I haven't watched Attack of the Clones in forever (thankfully) so I forgot that Anakin gets her knocked up before having his spooky premonition dreams. But the point still stands - tell her to screw destiny and get a fucking morning after pill or an abortion. Anakin instead decides that turning completely evil is (for some reason) the only way to screw destiny. He is not portrayed as an intelligent human being who succumbs to the temptation of some dark and evil powers - he's presented as an awkward, whiny, horny teenager who bangs the first thing he sees with a vagina once he hits puberty, and acts like a vapid, gullible imbecile whenever Palpatine is around. Not to mention he was only like 6 when he first met Padmé - not only is she not creeped out, she also has zero love interests when he's old enough to fuck her brains out. Gee, how convenient. It's little wonder that Anakin and Padmé both end up being unlikeable and unrelatable.

And as the Plinkett review points out (about halfway into the second part of the AotC review), there's no way Anakin would have bagged this chick. He drops unbelievably creepy comments and painful delivery on lines from the get-go of meeting her.
Wasserkopp wrote:Lol treating this like a continuity instead of a succession of retcons.
Are you saying that you don't expect prequels to even try to have a consistent narrative that fits with the rest of the series? Are you actually insane?
This statement is meaningless - of course "they had", that's the premise of the film; nothing about how well or badly it's executed...
The point is that the Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones were both completely forgettable, badly executed films. They could have done a better job on Anakin/Vader's backstory if they'd spent quality time in those films on character development instead of nonstop lightsaber and CGI battle sequences. They could have better shown his rise and fall that way, but instead, Anakin never becomes likeable or even relatable enough to the audience for anyone sane to care about what happens to him, or Padmé in the last movie.
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Skykid wrote:
dan76 wrote:Wasserkopp is clearly insane.
As insane as someone who bothered to write a 108 page rebuttal over the RLM reviews?

I'm beginning to wonder.
So far one of us is living up to their smack talk - just sayin' ;)
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Squire Grooktook wrote:This talk of Anakin's sudden and poorly developed/explained/sold turn to the Dark Side after Mace's death reminds me of Starcraft 2, where Jim Raynor goes from swearing vengeance upon Kerrigan at the end of the first game to moping about how much he loves her in the beginning of the sequel.

Apologists can (and do!) make up all sorts of head-canon psychological motivations for the swift and barely explained change (you could probably do as much for almost any poorly written character), but for most people, it was poorly executed, embarrassing, silly, predictable, cheesy, etc... Just like Anakin.

You can't debate that because you can't debate someone's head-canon. If someone is just going to deny any criticism because "No! His actions totally made sense! He did it because *INSERT OWN ELABORATE INTERPRETATION HERE*", then there's no way of arguing around that. The fact of the matter is, that interpretation was not sold (or at least, not sold well enough) to the audience, they didn't pick up on it or buy it, and as a result, they didn't enjoy it and they make those criticisms of it.

Very much an MP Karl Marx thing going on here - "class vooor ef the preletaaaariat!..." :D
You're so used to seeing people using "headcanon" as arguments, you're just rattling off the same fomulaic response not quite realizing that it's outdated now.

I'm saying "not quite", because...
that interpretation was not sold (or at least, not sold well enough)
Ah, I see... already making concessions, eh?
I wonder if you realize that as soon as it's sold, but "not well enough", the whole headcanon disappears from sight?

Keep shifting the goalposts like that, and who knows... you just might arrive at a reasonable critical stance. I'll be waiting for you on the other side ;)
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"Not sold well enough" would imply to me that they attempted to sell something to the audience, but didn't do it well enough, and the audience fails to buy it. In other words: poor execution. That poor execution is why you almost never hear anyone say "Anakin was a really likable and sympathetic character, I felt so bad when he turned to the dark side!"

Saying "OR not well enough" is conceding the possibility that your interpretation might or might not have been the authors intent, but intent and execution are not the same thing.

Either way, you can imagine all the behind the scenes reasons or justifications you want for why characters do the things they do, but accurate/intentional or not, if it's not done in a way that the audience finds perceptible, believable, relatable, interesting, blah blah blah whatever, then they're not going to enjoy it. Which is where pretty much everyone who dislikes the prequel trilogy is coming from.
Wasserkopp wrote: You're so used to seeing people using "headcanon" as arguments, you're just rattling off the same fomulaic response not quite realizing that it's outdated now.
No, I've never talked about the movies before, listened or participated in discussions of them before. There is no "cult" or "meme" dedicated to exaggerating the movies lack of quality: most of us just went to see it and were bored out of our skulls, simple as that.

I don't see much talk about head-canons, except maybe on some fighting game forums (and relating to video games), but it the closest term I could think of to fit the situation.
Wasserkopp wrote: Very much an MP Karl Marx thing going on here - "class vooor ef the preletaaaariat!..." :D
The fuck...?
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Wasserkopp, you know there's an 'edit' button, right? You don't need to doublepost.
Wasserkopp wrote:Keep shifting the goalposts like that, and who knows... you just might arrive at a reasonable critical stance. I'll be waiting for you on the other side ;)
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Wasserkopp wrote:Not fail, but do something else instead.
What you said there is about as valid as saying "ROTJ failed miseraböy at showing Luke's growth into a master".
Luke is quite clearly a Jedi Master by the start of the film, and the audience can easily accept his off-screen development because we very quickly see him in action with Jabba the Hutt's Rancor, fending off Boba Fett, and being acknowledged as such by Yoda. This is in obvious, and stark contrast to the first two movies, and so easily shows how much he's grown. Good movies know how to cue the audience on these things.

Anakin failed to be shown developing into Vader. At best, we get a dumbass teenager who was easily manipulated by an ugly old weirdo who is told that he killed Padmé. He's clearly still conscious enough by the end of it to care about Padmé, and Palpatine clearly didn't prevent Padmé's death - why would Vader still be loyal to Palpatine at this point? Why is he not rightfully pissed off? And don't say "brainwashing" as an excuse to make up for this stupid script. This is what makes it so difficult to accept Vader's pure evil and loyalty to the Emperor later on, the prequels don't end with us seeing him absolutely devoted to the Dark Side, we're left with a Vader who should be rightfully pissed off at Palpatine, pissed off at himself, pissed off at losing Padmé... remember, he was willing to do anything to save Padmé, but we're expected to believe that he can get over her death without ever noticing that the Emperor manipulated him the whole way, including her death. And we already know that he has some sanity and self-will remaining even as Vader, so it makes even less sense in context.

The last prequel ends on a fucking stupid note with this massive loose end just flailing away in the wind, and the audience is basically expected to just accept that because he's wearing the iconic suit, he's now Vader, the end. It's downright insulting.
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Not to mention the gigantic loophole that the Jedi Order knows Anakin is trouble, figures he's very, very important to the force, and he tells them multiple times how unhappy he is that his mother is still a slave to a small time junk dealer. So the incredibly wealthy Jedi, sitting in their fabulous tower on the most expensive planet in the galaxy, never make an attempt to buy her freedom and lift this massive distracting burden off Anakin's shoulders.

I guess Palpatine was using to dark side to make all of them stupid.

Also, am I the only one who finds it incredibly creepy that a gimpy old man bought Anakin's mother for his "wife?"
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Mischief Maker wrote:Not to mention the gigantic loophole that the Jedi Order knows Anakin is trouble, figures he's very, very important to the force, and he tells them multiple times how unhappy he is that his mother is still a slave to a small time junk dealer. So the incredibly wealthy Jedi, sitting in their fabulous tower on the most expensive planet in the galaxy, never make an attempt to buy her freedom and lift this massive distracting burden off Anakin's shoulders
Oh god yes, I forgot about that. That asshole might be immune to force mind tricks, but shit, if he doesn't want to free her for lots of money that they clearly have, then just assassinate him, that's what the lightsaber's for. The audience has already been shown he's a piece of shit, and if Anakin's so precious and special, you'd expect the Jedi counsel to do something as basic as this when they're already getting involved in wars and things of a massively greater scale with their influence.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoodIsDumb at work here.
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^^^Don't worry, Wasserkop will come up with an explanation for why they didn't and why it makes perfect sense (because you can always explain anything in a story if you think hard enough about it), and that will make it a totally acceptable aspect of the story that's exempt from criticism.
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Saying "OR not well enough" is conceding the possibility that your interpretation might have been the authors intent, but intent and execution are not the same thing.
Sold not well enough - sold, but not well enough. Meaning: it was visible on screen, but could've been done better, or moar.
Hence: execution, not intent - "intent" implies that the idea may have never made it onto the screen, you see.

So now you're "conceding the possibility", meaning that you're conceding the possibility that I might be right... but you can't be bothered to check.
With that sort of disinterested attitude, your opinion loses any pretense, authority or basis to call dissenters "apologists" or make any similar implications as to their supposed lack of reason.

"Not sold well enough" would imply to me that they attempted to sell something to the audience, but didn't do it well enough,
The difference between that and "lol not sold at all it's all headcanon lolololol" is far greater than you seem to think.

Apologists can (and do!) make up all sorts of head-canon psychological motivations for the swift and barely explained change (you could probably do as much for almost any poorly written character)
If it's "barely explained", then pointing to said explanation =/= making one up.
you can imagine all the behind the scenes reasons or justifications you want for why characters do the things they do, but accurate/intentional or not
If they're accurate, then they are not imagined.


if it's not done in a way that the audience finds believable, relatable, interesting, blah blah blah whatever, then they're not going to enjoy it. Which is where pretty much everyone who dislikes the prequel trilogy is coming from.
If someone "finds" something "not interesting", such an opinion holds no pretense and authority and hence isn't that interesting (or in fact possible, or worthy) to argue against.

I only go for authoritative declarations of superior understanding and taste, and in order to do those, you need far more than "weelllll, maybe that plot point is theeeeere, and maybe it's not theeeeere, but either waaaaaay, it was kinda booooooring you know?".

A killer stalks someone with a knife... dark room, intense string music...but you find it "boring" for some reason. Okay, great for you, don't come to me and say the filmmakers lacked the most basic undertanding of how to convey suspense, and I'm unreasonable for disagreeing even though I'm more observant and sure of my points and opionons than you are.


they didn't pick up on it or buy it, and as a result, they didn't enjoy it and they make those criticisms of it.
If they "didn't pick up on" something that's undeniably there, then their criticisms are already invalid.
First you pick everything up and then you make valid judgment on whether it's something one can "buy".






and the audience fails to buy it. In other words: poor execution. That poor execution is why you almost never hear anyone say "Anakin was a really likable and sympathetic character, I felt so bad when he turned to the dark side!"
but for most people, it was poorly executed, embarrassing,
This is the moment where you pretend the mainstream shares your views despite the movie having an average rating of 70/80%.
And then shift the goalposts from mainstream to "the smart people", even though your arguments aren't solid, while ours are.
silly,
Silly is a tone description that can be applied to various scenes, such as "unlimited power", or the deleted scene from Kill Bill.

predictable, cheesy,
Now you're losing the thread - Star Wars started out as predictable (and cheesy, to an extent) by design, and ROTS is that plus telling a story with an already known outcome.




No, I've never talked about the movies before, listened or participated in discussions of them before. There is no "cult" or "meme" dedicated to exaggerating the movies lack of quality: most of us just went to see it and were bored out of our skulls, simple as that.
There IS a cult, or ideology rather, that grew out of a portion of the audience having this visceral reaction + combined with lots of salt and sloppy observation skills.
You certainly sound indistinguishable, though less decisive now.

Regardless, you can obviously bow out any time - but if you want to make some kind of "convincing case", then your best will have to get better...



PS: Unless it's against the forum rules, like on TFN, I'll do double posts or unified posts depending on which is the better option (in my estimation).

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^^^Don't worry, Wasserkop will come up with an explanation for why they didn't and why it makes perfect sense (because you can always explain anything in a story if you think hard enough about it), and that will make it a totally acceptable aspect of the story that's exempt from criticism.
I can criticize these movies better than you or RLM, which is actually one of my thesis' central points.
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Wasserkopp wrote:
Saying "OR not well enough" is conceding the possibility that your interpretation might have been the authors intent, but intent and execution are not the same thing.
Sold not well enough - sold, but not well enough. Meaning: it was visible on screen, but could've been done better, or moar.
Not necessarily. Something can be on screen, but not visible. As in, it's so poorly done, so obscure, so unnecessarily "blink and you'll miss it" despite being crucial, that the audience fails to pick up on it and notice it, and thus fails to give a shit.

In most cases, this is not the audiences fault.

Anakin being sympathetic and a tragic hero was definitely the intention, but regardless of whether fear of Palpatine killing him (could he have escaped with Padme and gone into hiding? You could "headcanon" either way, since a lot of the nitty gritty is not gone into, and remember it's "high fantasy" so anything goes!) or "ambition" was the motive for Anakin going from "what have I done" over Mace's death to gleefully slaughtering kids and choking his wife, the vast majority of people did not pick up on anything remotely sympathetic about him. You can "explain" his actions or motivations all you like, but explanation or not, it's not going to make him more likable.
Wasserkopp wrote: If it's "barely explained", then pointing to said explanation =/= making one up.
It might not be enough of an explanation, it might not excuse the fact that people don't like the direction you took (as with Starcraft), the "explanation" might be full of holes, there might be some doubt that the thing your pointing to is a legitimate explanation, there might be not enough talk to relate to the character, etc. etc.

Point is, interpreting a way that something can "make sense" doesn't necessarily make it good or acceptable.
Wasserkopp wrote: This is the moment where you pretend the mainstream shares your views despite the movie having an average rating of 70/80%.
And then shift the goalposts from mainstream to "the smart people", even though your arguments aren't solid, while ours are.
I've never met a single person who liked them. I was the first to dislike it, but after my parents saw it, they hated it more then me ("what the hell happened? Lucas must have gotten a big head" -my Mom). My Brother hated it. Friends I made later turned out to dislike it. People I met on the internet hated it...

I've never personally met anyone who significantly enjoyed the movies.

I also never said anything about "smart people".
Wasserkopp wrote: If someone "finds" something "not interesting", such an opinion holds no pretense and authority and hence isn't that interesting (or in fact possible, or worthy) to argue against.
I won't be attempting any amount of authority, because I don't believe in it.

Unlike Skykid (and despite disagreeing with him about this, I'd love see him come in here and give a beat down on why it is, just because its entertaining) , I don't believe that "quality" in entertainment is anything more then subjective taste.

The RML reviews basically explain, in a quick, easy manner, why the majority of people (or at least, everyone I've ever met except you, if you want to get technical):

-Find Anakin utterly unlikable
-Don't give a shit about the Trade Federation or whatever political whatever was going on and talked about at length
-Find the pace plodding and boring
-Find the romance between Padme and Anakin to be boring, cringe inducing, and extremely difficult to swallow
-Have a hard time following the plot or caring about what's going on
-Find the characters forgettable
-etc. etc.

Are RML's reviews an authoritative reason why nobody should ever enjoy the films? No. They're a common sense explanation for while most people do not like the films. At All.

If you like them, more power to you. There's no sin in it.

There's a certain point you can "debate" to when talking about entertainment, where you just have to agree to disagree, because when you break things down enough between two people who hate and enjoy something, it's eventually going to end up with "THAT WAS GREAT!" vs "NO THAT SUCKED!" (for an example of this, see my talk with Skykid about Hardcorps Uprising's level design). You can analyze qualities, things that objectively are part of the work, but ultimate quality or "how good is it?" is subjective IMO.

But if your strategy for debating is to drown out everyone else's opinions in endless paragraphs (that are broken up into separate little quotes that are a total bitch to respond to) which essentially amount to "nuh uh, it makes perfect sense because reasons! you can't not like it!" then you're going to "win" every debate only because you're a massive nerd who never stops responding until everyone gets bored and goes back to their life. You won't convince anyone to like it though.

My advice would be to just accept that a lot of people don't share your taste on the films, and stop wasting time trying to change the entire Internets opinion about a series of movies.
Wasserkopp wrote:predictable, cheesy,
Was talking about Starcraft on that list lol.

TBH, narmy lines like "YOU WILL TRY" was the most I was entertained throughout the whole prequel trilogy.
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Wasserkopp wrote:I can criticize these movies better than you or RLM, which is actually one of my thesis' central points.
dan76 wrote:Wasserkopp is clearly insane.
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Mischief Maker wrote:Not to mention the gigantic loophole that the Jedi Order knows Anakin is trouble, figures he's very, very important to the force, and he tells them multiple times how unhappy he is that his mother is still a slave to a small time junk dealer. So the incredibly wealthy Jedi, sitting in their fabulous tower on the most expensive planet in the galaxy, never make an attempt to buy her freedom and lift this massive distracting burden off Anakin's shoulders.
Actually he doesn't tell them a single time that he's still unhappy she's a slave - the only scene where she even comes up is the council scene in EpI, but just as in their parting scene, the state of him "missing his mom" is treated as some kind of cosmic given, and the option to fly back with some additional money disappears from his mind, Qui-Gon's mind (despite having formed a familial relationship with her) and the Council doesn't even begin thinking about.

Same in Episode II when he mentions he's having "dreams", but then follows it up with "I'd rather dream about Padme".
The intention to go back as a result of that, or just because it's long time overdue, isn't thought of for a second.

So to say the Council didn't listen and refused to free her, is doubly wrong - first because Anakin himself showed no interest in that, and secondly because it's not even that he showed no interest, but the script wrote this interest out of his brain.
He was "missing her"... but that state was a "given". Those haunting dreams would "pass in time".

While this could pass for "dream logic" in a better script, it's a clear case of sloppy writing in this case.

^^^^^^
An example of me pointing out the flaws in these movies better than any of you, because I'm accurate, and you're not.




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Oh god yes, I forgot about that. That asshole might be immune to force mind tricks, but shit,
It always amuses me when people, including the EU writers, take that line on face value.
if he doesn't want to free her for lots of money that they clearly have, then just assassinate him, that's what the lightsaber's for. The audience has already been shown he's a piece of shit, and if Anakin's so precious and special, you'd expect the Jedi counsel to do something as basic as this when they're already getting involved in wars and things of a massively greater scale with their influence.
Watto is portrayed as a grey character, and since the slavery he practices (whether according to goody-goody laws or his own character) seems to be of the benign kind + plus, slaves appear to be better off in that society than a lot of the free ones, when you consider what Sebulba said.

The douchiest thing he does is gloat when Anakin loses, but for a slave owner in a slaver society he seems quite alright - Anakin shows no resentment against him when he returns, or not much ;)
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I guess Palpatine was using to dark side to make all of them stupid.
He just limited their psychic insight, but that's another topic.


Also, am I the only one who finds it incredibly creepy that a gimpy old man bought Anakin's mother for his "wife?"
A good way of freeing a slave in a society that practices slavery, is to buy that slave and then free them.

Not sure what this "gimpy" is supposed to mean... he's a good ol' boy, he's alright.
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Re: Star Wars fans - Anyone have a link to the review rebutt

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An example of me pointing out the flaws in these movies better than any of you, because I'm accurate, and you're not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyKBFCd_u4
the slavery he practices (whether according to goody-goody laws or his own character) seems to be of the benign kind
slaves appear to be better off in that society than a lot of the free ones
What the fuck is wrong with you?
A good way of freeing a slave in a society that practices slavery, is to buy that slave and then free them.
The key word being 'free'. You don't then marry them because that's not freedom, that's buying a mail-order bride, which is exactly what Anakin's mother ended up becoming, something that apparently went clear over your head.
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Re: Star Wars fans - Anyone have a link to the review rebutt

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I have to do homework, I'll leave this impending catastrophe to you, "Barnacle Roo" :)
RegalSin wrote:Japan an almost perfect society always threatened by outsiders....................

Instead I am stuck in the America's where women rule with an iron crotch, and a man could get arrested for sitting behind a computer too long.
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