... and it made me smile.

[Ed Oscuro]

create new folder
give it the name GodMode.{ED7BA470-8E54-465E-825C-99712043E01C}

Bait 'em upscreen, then double back around 'em and BLAOW! One at your back's worse than ten in front, keep your six clean rookie!

Somebody actually didn't figure this out? Wow

[BIL]

Yes - it's more likely than you may think! In my researchings, Gun.Smoke baddies' liking of dat butt produces the most explosive, incendiary forum rages of any STG zako. ¦3 The resulting hot and spicy fumes seem to short-circuit a rational response - I hope OLD_MILLS didn't put his renowned fist through any innocent screens as a result! :O

" FEEL MY HATEFUL VIBEZ, SHUMPSFORUM PLEBS >:[ "

[Blinge]

I've nothing but respect for your GunSmoke skills dear BIL. However I won't be putting any serious time into it.. I value my fist, and monitor.
^_^

Glorious rant btw.

[Ed Oscuro]

haha, the guy even used the "these are facts sir, not mere uncouth opinions" line of attack.

Surprisingly it doesn't convince when you're too dumb/raging to see what the truth is!

edit: this picture of Donald Trump smiling also made me smile
http://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-with-a-man-bun

[Obiwanshinobi]

I'm not even following the show, but this was instant classic.

[ACSeraph]

Do not beg for your life. PAY FOR IT.

/salute

[Blinge]

How to lose weight in 4 easy steps.
^_^

[BIL]

Before you die, you read the blackman.txt

Spoiler

[Blinge]

blackman.txt

What is it..?

WHAT IS IT?????

a cruel fate, that we can't return to this earth and share the secret.

[Ed Oscuro]

Gentlemen, I have a dark secret to share. I've known what was in blackman.txt all along, but I never shared. So here it is:

Q: Why isn't Blackula popular?
A: He a PAIN IN THE NECK

[BIL]

Reallly? All it gave me was a shitty Black Manta text dump! :[ Then, my roommate and BFF "SPICY MARM" died in a freak Scandinavian street racing mishap, and I got the F outta dodge. I think it bans you before you die IRL...

[Ed Oscuro]

Well, the rest of the file is the smallpox virus turned into a VHS tape somebody downloaded to the Stormfront forums, which was then seasoned with submarine tears, and made into a COMPUTAR SKULLVIRIS. Boo!

But yeah it's just some inane Halloween-themed joke for recest, I'm sure.

[Blinge]

Breakdown of why Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 sucks so much ass

Fun watch.

[Skykid]

Recognising that my friend and student who went from speaking absolutely no English 1.5 years ago is now nigh-on fluent and having regular conversations with me.

I've helped a lot of foreign people improve their English, but I'm really proud of this one, it's amazing.

[Ed Oscuro]

Firefox 42's new feature:

It actively blocks content like ads, analytics trackers and social share buttons that may record your behavior without your knowledge across sites.

Come on baby, let's kill Web 2.0! Faster, faster!

[Blinge]

the UK prime minister burned in effigy last night in the town of Lewes' crazy bonfire celebrations.

remember remember the 5th of november..
mushi released on steam.

[BIL]

Splendid! ...though I can't help wish they'd gone whole hog (UWAAAHAHAHAHA) with a skullfucking action pose, for canonical Bullingdon necrobestiality.

[Lord Satori]

I finally found my avatar.

[emphatic]

I finally found my avatar.

Yep, that's so you.

[BIL]

I finally found my avatar.

Pink and porcine enough for David Cameron to skullfuck on sight.

[Blinge]

Open wide.
...probably not that wide

[soprano1]

A coup d'etát just happened in my country...

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34779839

[Xyga]

A coup d'etát just happened in my country...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34779839

Seeing all the large individual displays in your parliament it's almost believable they actually played it out in some online battle.

[soprano1]

A coup d'etát just happened in my country...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34779839

Seeing all the large individual displays in your parliament it's almost believable they actually played it out in some online battle.

Oh, didn't you know? I live in one of the most richest countries in Europe.
Wait till you see the cars payed with our taxes they ride in, all of them, even the far left and communists.
All jokes aside, this sets a dangerous precedent for the future...

[Khan]

Recognising that my friend and student who went from speaking absolutely no English 1.5 years ago is now nigh-on fluent and having regular conversations with me.

I've helped a lot of foreign people improve their English, but I'm really proud of this one, it's amazing.

Has your Mandarin/Cantonese improved? I remember you were working on it and what were you using again? I've been told rosetta stone is garbage nowadays I should have tried to learn Mandarin when I was in college so I could finally understand what they were saying in old Kung fu movies instead of relying totally on sub titles.

[Skykid]

Recognising that my friend and student who went from speaking absolutely no English 1.5 years ago is now nigh-on fluent and having regular conversations with me.

I've helped a lot of foreign people improve their English, but I'm really proud of this one, it's amazing.

Has your Mandarin/Cantonese improved? I remember you were working on it and what were you using again? I've been told rosetta stone is garbage nowadays I should have tried to learn Mandarin when I was in college so I could finally understand what they were saying in old Kung fu movies instead of relying totally on sub titles.

Yes, it's improved a lot, or so I'm told. I can have very basic conversations, but as soon as it gets too detailed I lose the thread. I know how to survive a lot better and can sort of cobble together questions from what I know. Some of it's probably wrong, but enough of it is right that they know what I'm talking about. And my tones are only marginally better, I don't push that too much. But I'm far from even what I would even say is intermediate because the language is so broad and flexible in its use, and I can't read or write. As they would say in Chinese however, "slow slow speak" (take your time, basically).

I think those old Kung Fu movies would have been cantonese, unless you were watching mandarin dubs.

I haven't looked at Rosetta Stone in well over a year, everything I know has just been assimilated. It would be interesting to revisit my lessons where I left off and see how much I actually know of it.

[PAPER/ARTILLERY]

Finally got the print copies of the book myself and my friend self-published. It's about female street artists and graffiti writers from around the world. This is the first book I've ever made and it feels pretty good to hold the real thing in my hands!

[Blinge]

Congrats man, now our little conversation about publishing makes a lot more sense!
I'll certainly have questions for you.

So I saw an azn woman on the train today stood there playing some danmaku shit on her phone. Lots of flashies, looked visually exciting. I was surprised to see another commuter who could be into this stuff.
We were both walking from the train down to the underground, and she kept playing. walking along totally engrossed.
Yeah that made me smile alright.

[Skykid]

So I saw an azn woman on the train today stood there playing some danmaku shit on her phone. Lots of flashies, looked visually exciting. I was surprised to see another commuter who could be into this stuff.
We were both walking from the train down to the underground, and she kept playing. walking along totally engrossed.
Yeah that made me smile alright.

In China there is a hugely popular shmup by Tencent called Thunder Raid, that runs in We Chat (like Whatsapp) which is the most used messaging app in China - and only on the Chinese version. It was most likely that you saw, but don't be deceived! I played it and thought it was fairly cool initially until I realised that you need to keep playing it endlessly to accrue coins that can also be purchased to upgrade your ship. With the ship underpowered you just can't push past a certain point and need to play the same initial stages like crazy (hundreds of times) to even think about an upgrade. Most Chinese people actually do this, but for me it was horribly boring so I dumped it. All the highest scorers either played every spare minute of the day for years to get a badass ship, or just bought it.

There is a level of skill, but it's all overshadowed by thinly veiled nickel and diming.

Interesting fact, the gaming term for shmup in China is "Shoot the Plane", which is also a widely used euphemism for masturbation. So shmupping and wanking are referred to the same way, and often to comedy effect when people ask me what games I'm into...

[Khan]

whoa for a mobile shmup that actually looks pretty good