Little things that annoy the hell out of you

[drauch]

I draw the line at walking boobs. But I'm fine with Total Recall boobs and very large boobs, but not ginormous boobs. I need to make a scale.

[emphatic]

Giant boobs rule.

Well, they're not "little things that annoy the hell out of you", are they?

[Mischief Maker]

I just think it's insane that the person who drew that picture thought she needed a necklace to draw the eyes down.

[Ed Oscuro]

Maybe they're trying to frame her head. A little halo above the boobs.

[Satan]

I was seeing a girl with giant boobs and she'd let me sink my face into them and aspyhixiwank me off with her moisturiser.
Every time I smell cocoa butter I get flashbacks

[BulletMagnet]

The copyright in the corner makes it even funnier.

[MOSQUITO FIGHTER]

I accidentally hit on the girl at McDonald's. Now every time I go to get a McWrap if she's working drive-thru I can tell that we've got this weird sexual tension thing going on now.

[Mischief Maker]

Only one way for you two to relieve that tension!

[Satan]

Bring a drawing of her.

[drauch]

Call her a McBeautiful and buy her a McDouble.

[JBC]

Haha, for real call her a McBeautiful & go from there.

[Ed Oscuro]

TALIBAN and NET NEUTRALITY: Natural bed fellows? Apparently so!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/03/10 ... i_commish/

but for real: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/04/23 ... ince_1990/

@ Mosquito Fighter: Eat fresh?

[Lord Satori]

Those shirts that girls wear wear that have a ridiculously large collar that hangs over one of their shoulders.

[brentsg]

Ok, maybe not such a little thing but the non-'mericans can probably get a laugh anyways.

My wife had to have surgery in April. In March, her company switched our insurance from a provider we'd been with for 15 years to a new one we'd never used.

Her doctor (in-network for ins) referred us to a surgeon who's office is in a hospital that's also in network. The surgeon's office is in this hospital, and she performs surgery in this facility. Well... Now that the procedure was done over a month ago, the bills are coming in. Nobody happened to mention that the surgeon works IN the hospital, but not FOR the hospital. She doesn't accept our insurance, but didn't tell us that at the time we handed over the card for record purposes, nor when we validated that they'd contacted our insurance company to setup the case. It also turns out that the anesthesiologist that handled her procedure is also out of network.. Of course you can't pick and choose such people, nor all the ones that surely read tests, performed tests, assisted, etc. All those people are invisible, until time to pay up.

So far we're probably out an extra $5000 and counting due to this. Had we not been insurance switched, none of this would have happened. Had our doctor referred us to someone who accepts our insurance, or the doctor we got referred to happened to mention this, we would have had the opportunity to choose a different surgeon. We may have decided this particular doctor was worth it, but as such we didn't get to make that decision.

[emphatic]

Ok, maybe not such a little thing but the non-'mericans can probably get a laugh anyways.

My wife had to have surgery in April. In March, her company switched our insurance from a provider we'd been with for 15 years to a new one we'd never used.

Her doctor (in-network for ins) referred us to a surgeon who's office is in a hospital that's also in network. The surgeon's office is in this hospital, and she performs surgery in this facility. Well... Now that the procedure was done over a month ago, the bills are coming in. Nobody happened to mention that the surgeon works IN the hospital, but not FOR the hospital. She doesn't accept our insurance, but didn't tell us that at the time we handed over the card for record purposes, nor when we validated that they'd contacted our insurance company to setup the case. It also turns out that the anesthesiologist that handled her procedure is also out of network.. Of course you can't pick and choose such people, nor all the ones that surely read tests, performed tests, assisted, etc. All those people are invisible, until time to pay up.

So far we're probably out an extra $5000 and counting due to this. Had we not been insurance switched, none of this would have happened. Had our doctor referred us to someone who accepts our insurance, or the doctor we got referred to happened to mention this, we would have had the opportunity to choose a different surgeon. We may have decided this particular doctor was worth it, but as such we didn't get to make that decision.

I'm never going to America.

[Mischief Maker]

Ok, maybe not such a little thing but the non-'mericans can probably get a laugh anyways.

My wife had to have surgery in April. In March, her company switched our insurance from a provider we'd been with for 15 years to a new one we'd never used.

Her doctor (in-network for ins) referred us to a surgeon who's office is in a hospital that's also in network. The surgeon's office is in this hospital, and she performs surgery in this facility. Well... Now that the procedure was done over a month ago, the bills are coming in. Nobody happened to mention that the surgeon works IN the hospital, but not FOR the hospital. She doesn't accept our insurance, but didn't tell us that at the time we handed over the card for record purposes, nor when we validated that they'd contacted our insurance company to setup the case. It also turns out that the anesthesiologist that handled her procedure is also out of network.. Of course you can't pick and choose such people, nor all the ones that surely read tests, performed tests, assisted, etc. All those people are invisible, until time to pay up.

So far we're probably out an extra $5000 and counting due to this. Had we not been insurance switched, none of this would have happened. Had our doctor referred us to someone who accepts our insurance, or the doctor we got referred to happened to mention this, we would have had the opportunity to choose a different surgeon. We may have decided this particular doctor was worth it, but as such we didn't get to make that decision.

It could be worse! You could be living under...

...SOOOOOOCIALISM! Boogedy boogedy boo!

[Zerst]

For no reason at all, some bosses in Metamorphic Force take no damage from grapple hits.

[Lord Satori]

Missed a twitch stream earlier today due to shit stream speed because my sister was watching crappy sitcoms on netflix.

So I decide to check the video out late at night when everyone is done; AND IT'S STILL FUCKING BUFFERING LIKE SHIT!

At this point, there's no fucking way its on my end.

[JBC]

Waking up angry because of some vivid dream.

When I'm fully conscious I can usually just switch an emotion off but the point is to go back to sleep & get decent rest. Then, I lay there & stew in bad vibes replaying the dream over & over, analyzing every detail I can remember. I try to think of something else but whatever chemical cocktail my brain produced is still there, bringing glimpses back.

An hour will pass before it's gone & I can't remember what I was so mad about or why. Happens a lot lately. It's not so bad, just annoying.

[Lord Satori]

Whenever I had a vivid dream, it never fades. I can remember dreams I've had many years ago. I guess I'm lucky that way?

[JBC]

Well, I can remember it but the emotional response takes time to fade. Then, whatever the dream was is simply a matter of fact (uh... fiction)

Something that seemed so serious at the time becomes a joke within hours. This I don't mind at all, but I do need restful sleep.

[Mischief Maker]

Once upon a time it was a severe insult for a musician to have their producer suggest using autotuner. "Are you trying to say I can't hold a note?!!"

If it was just a short lived fad, maybe dredged up every once in a blue moon for kitsch value, I wouldn't mind. But EVERY. OTHER. SONG. made today sounds like it was sung by a soulless robot. Not even Rebecca Black could kill the autotuner!

Die! Die! Die!

[JBC]

It bothers me the most on Alice Cooper's 'I Am Made Of You' which is otherwise a decent song. Just sucks that the Coop of all people felt he had to use it.

[neorichieb1971]

Doesn't it piss you off just a bit when your in a train station or airport and someone is pulling those suit case on wheel things along a gridded floor?

I mean, since the floor is purposely built like that kinda makes me think "did they want to hear that BRBRBRBNRBNRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRB" noise all day long.

[Skykid]

England.

[Satan]

England.

As someone from Northern Ireland - yes.

[BIL]

I generally don't mind living in a small fishing town whose main industries are donkey bothering and scampi, but I do so hate it when I go to the only place that sells PC stuff, a massive nationwide supermarket chain, and get my credit card refused by a yokel. It's an old-fashioned swipe one. I sign for it. I don't know why my bank still issue them but they do. Yeah, I've asked them.

"EE BY GUM, A DONNO IF WE DO DEM"
"Haha, no you do, I've been shopping here for the last fifteen years. (and .5% of the time this happens )"

"AL AVVA WERD WID ME MANAJA"

"NO HE SAY WE DONT DO DEM"

Try two hours later and MYSTERIOUSLY ENOUGH it's no problem! What's that? Why yes I have written to the store suggesting that if my dirty swipey money's good enough for them they should probably ensure checkout staff are aware of this. I don't think they care. :[

[iconoclast]

Sites that prevent you from highlighting & copying lyrics from a song. That's just a dick move.

[mamboFoxtrot]

I like the sites that prevent right-clicking on images, apparently completely unaware that you can just print-screen them if you really wanted them. Real cute. The anti-right-click coding also sometimes is applied to everything, so you can't even conveniently do things like "Create Shortcut" or "Open in New Tab"...

[BIL]

The VG CRITIC's esteemed review site used to stymie me with its copyright-preserving machinations, but then I hit 'em with the NOSCRIPT and CTRL+C his shitty reviews into the "amusingly bad reviews" thread with gay abandon!