Every "wing" shmup is now wing-based fast food

[Captain]

I'm opening a restaurant that exclusively sells chicken wings, and I'm basing my menu on shmup names.

Giga wing - 3x order size

Gemini wing - 2x order size

Zero wing - diet meal

Carrier air wing - delivery service

Sonic wings - faster delivery

That said, surely there are more wings to expand my menu with, help a guy out.

[Shepardus]

Scrolling through the STG Hall of Records thread, I see Double Wings and Wyvern Wings, in addition to what you already listed. Double Wings seems self-explanatory, but I'm curious what Wyvern Wings would be like.

[trap15]

Wyvern Wings - Flaming hot

[BIL]

Battle Wings: secret methamphetamine-based sauce with complimentary 40oz alcoholic sports drink ^_~

[Captain]

Legendary Wings - traditional recipes

[trap15]

Boogie Wings - ?

[Ed Oscuro]

Zero Wing - Halp I got poisoned and now I'm seeing spots everywhere. Alt: NO WING FOR YOU

Gemini Wing - Pot stickers (boneless)

B-Wings - Create-a-platter of "chef's special" ingredients (no fried chicken / rat heads, guaranteed!)

Legendary Wings - Finger wipes and muscle relaxer included. Do not attempt to operate a vehicle or heavy machinery while enjoying.

[Captain]

Boogie Wings - ?

You also get to pick a song that plays during your meal?

[Ed Oscuro]

Boogie Wings - ?

You also get to pick a song that plays during your meal?

I'm grappling with all the choices!

[Captain]

Wings of Wor - outlandish/possibly disgusting meals

Wings of War - wing-eating contest event

[Blinge]

Gemini wing - 2x order size

You don't know what kind of bird you're getting, but it doesn't matter as it all tastes like shit

[Captain]

All wings courtesy of this.

[Frenetic]

Mmmm Double Wings.

Genetically engineered chicken with double the wings on either side.

yum yum double your fun

-F

[ptoing]

I guess Wings of Fury can be classified as a shmup. So hot it burns twice.

[Captain]

Nah, it should have some laxative/lubricant ingredients, so you can unleash the fury later.

[KAI]

The B-Wing dish should be fried penis

[BulletMagnet]

The B-Wing dish should be fried penis

No, that's Rob's signature "Giga Wang."

[Captain]

The B-Wing dish should be fried penis

While suggestive, this is hardly phallic at all.

Wings of death - Essentially wings hot enough to make your stomach remember the Hiroshima bombing even though it has no idea what it was like.

Sonic wings special - Express delivery for special orders (i imagine ordering enough wings for a whole party, that kinda stuff)

[mamboFoxtrot]

Aegis Wing: Free, but somewhere between really mediocre and just plain shitty. Possibly yesterday's leftovers or rejected mistakes by cooks-in-training. You might also get snagged by a bear trap in some forest while eating them, even if you're inside the restaurant.

[Oniros]

Aegis Wing: Free, but somewhere between really mediocre and just plain shitty. Possibly yesterday's leftovers or rejected mistakes by cooks-in-training. You might also get snagged by a bear trap in some forest while eating them, even if you're inside the restaurant.

LMAO. Not as scathing but I was gonna write something along this line. Kids menu perhaps?

[LordHypnos]

The B-Wing dish should be fried penis

No, that's Rob's signature "Giga Wang."

Speaking of which, does "Goo Wing" count?

[mamboFoxtrot]

Speaking of that game...
Jiggle Wings: Boneless.

[Captain]

I should use this for bone removal, then?

[Specineff]

I know it's not that related, but would "Lethal Thunder" be a side of refried beans?

(I'm sorry. I'll go sit in the corner.)

[MommysBestGames]

Wing Commander - huge sampler platter with several of every flavor.

[JBC]

Wings of Wor - outlandish/possibly disgusting meals

Ugh... they put Gynoug sauce all over my wings. I'd like to speak to the chef.

[Captain]

Spoiler

[BIL]