Post your great oneliner with a picture!!!

SPACE HARRIER · Post by **SPACE HARRIER** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 8:32 pm

"YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER,YOU CAN'T EVEN FINISH VIEWPOINT IN 1CC!!! YOU ARE A DISCRACE FOR THE SHMUPFORUM,NOW GET YOUR SORRY ASS AWAY FROM ME AND BRING ME A NEW COPY OF "METAL SLUG 6" ON THE DOUBLE"

SIR! YES SIR!!

( a oneliner from full metal jacket! )

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:12 pm

Sorry bro, that's at least a three liner. Maybe more.

A "one liner" is like when Arnold Schwarzenegger says like three or so words that everyone who saw the movie then repeats. Such as "I'll be back" or "Fuck you asshole".

A solid one liner from Full Metal Jacket would be "What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!"

Pa

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:17 pm

Still a great idea. Picture captions are fun.

PaCrappa · Post by **PaCrappa** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:21 pm

Oh I'm not bagging the concept of the thread, I'm just clarifying that three full sentences do not a one liner make

Pa

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:52 pm

Ok, Pa.

I'll be posting mine soon. Mwa ha ha.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:50 am

PaCrappa wrote:"Fuck you asshole".

...and pa kills the thread dead!

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:22 am

"I'm too sexy for a shirt, too sexy for a shirt, too sex-ay!"

KBZ · Post by **KBZ** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:23 am

Cloudy today, AGAIN!

Shoot it Quickly!

Damocles · Post by **Damocles** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:29 am

Where's the "Hulk Smash" pic of Kiken????????

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:30 am

Yeah, Minzoku, pleeeeeeeaaaaseeee?

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 6:15 am

"I'll turbo-charge you -- in the pants."

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:15 am

Aaaaaugh! Let go of my balls! LET GO OF MY BALLS!!!!!!

Yeah, I know that was awful.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:40 am

I can't believe you posted a shirtless picture of yourself in a shooter forum. Holding a TurboGrafx & Turbo CD, of all things.

I'm trying to decide which of the three is the sexier item. Just kidding

Minzoku · Post by **Minzoku** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 8:44 am

"This is a Duo! There are many like it, but this one is mine!"

Sorry, the other one was too good to share again

[yes, that makes sense!]

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:07 am

BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

...I know it doesn't make sense. It was completely random.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:11 am

"I eat soldiers like you for lunch... these five for instance!"

we're a bunch of comedians

SPACE HARRIER · Post by **SPACE HARRIER** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:15 pm

"DO YOU FANCY A RIDE IN MY BRAND NEW KNIGHT INDUSTRIES 2000 CAR?"

"YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON FROM THE '80,NOW BEAT IT BEFORE I TOAST YOUR BALLS AND GIVE THEM TO MY DOG"

"NO WAY, I'M NOT GONNA EAT HIS BALLS,GIVE THEM TO LASSY"

"SEE YAH,I'M OFF TO Mc.DONALDS THEY HAVE A GREAT TOY IN A HAPPY MEAL"

Post by **Dave_K.** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:10 pm

Kingbuzzo wrote:

Is this what I think it is? An outdoor/public video gaming machine!?

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:28 am

"I'M BILLY CORGAN CIRCA SIAMESE DREAM."

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:37 am

I CAN PLAY DODONPACHI IN TATE MODE... WITHOUT EVEN FLIPPING MY SCREEN!

PFG 9000 · Post by **PFG 9000** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 2:31 am

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GROW A PAIR!

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:38 am

LoneSage wrote:

"I'll turbo-charge you -- in the pants."

Minzoku · Post by **Minzoku** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:17 pm

"It's cheese you can listen to OUTSIDE!!!

"

"OUTSIDE?!"

The Duo. It's like cheese you can listen to outside.

...yeah

umi · Post by **umi** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:25 pm

Rob wrote:
"I'M BILLY CORGAN CIRCA SIAMESE DREAM."

I LOL'ed at that :P

crithit5000 · Post by **crithit5000** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:36 pm

This is 100% bad taste but I have to...

"CHUG, KIRBY, CHU...WAIT, THAT'S NOT BEER!"

Ramus · Post by **Ramus** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:39 pm

crithit5000 wrote:This is 100% bad taste but I have to...

"CHUG, KIRBY, CHU...WAIT, THAT'S NOT BEER!"

Where the hell did that come from?

crithit5000 · Post by **crithit5000** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:46 pm

Someone's been using that as their avatar over at insertcredit's forums, and I've just been spreading the wrongness of it ever since I saw it...

Minzoku · Post by **Minzoku** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:14 pm

PRIVATE! AM I HOT OR NOT?!

No, wait wait...

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

russ · Post by **russ** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 6:57 pm

YOUR APPELLATION IS

TECHNICAL MONKEY.

SPACE HARRIER · Post by **SPACE HARRIER** » Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:28 pm

"UHH??? YOU MEAN,I HAVE TO DO THAT STUPID DANCE ALL OVER AGAIN??"

GRRR!!! DO THE MARIO!! SWING YOUR ARMS LEFT AND RIGHT" du dut du dum dum dum

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