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Ed Oscuro wrote:Also, my local paper has a story about a local company asking for deferral of their wage guarantee agreement - i.e. "we want to hire more workers with the same amount of money." I didn't read all the way through but it seems that the crowning achievement is that they had already agreed to the rules they were going to play by. Fuck, everybody plays these kinds of games in my neck of the woods.
Another thing that I'm tired hearing about: all the politics and bosses of Europe vomiting the 'Competition is good, it makes jobs' bullshit.
'Accept getting poorer and poorer, then companies will start hiring again!'
Assholes.
While the wages and salaries of non-managing workers have already been shrinking for years, inflation accelerated. Masses of people are getting poorer, so businesses already have what they want, but I guess they won't be satisfied until we end up costing as much as a Chinese or Pakistani slave.
Meanwhile our idiot governement(s) yield to pressure and lower taxes for (big) businesses (not people) and even give'em tens of billions to help them hire people, help money from our pockets without asking anything in return, no guarantees nada!
With that funding, big businesses felt it was time to show just how incredibly cynical bastards they could be, moving more of our jobs to poorer countries and raising their shareholders gains more than ever.
Our desperately stupid gov' (note: here in France) expressed how disappointed they were, while our businesses just had a good loud laugh in the media.
These people who represent the so-called 'forces of our economy', 'titans', simply fuck everything as long as it makes them - the owners - richer and richer. They take advantage of everything and everyone, don't reinvest, hide their gains in tax havens, destroy jobs, shit in the people's face, and while we strive and still get more miserable by the day, we're supposed to thank them ?
Fuck you Ayn Rand, wish you were still alive so I could smash my invisible hand in your psycho face.
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The more people who come around to realize that "greed is good" is nothing but an open-faced con and that the people who hide behind it deserve to be completely and utterly cut off from our discourse, the closer we get to a solution to a plurality of society's ills.
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My copy of persona 4 keeps crashing right before the battle against izanami in the true ending, very frustrating after just over 70 hours of game play.
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Whenever my internet provider gives me a new IP address, meaning I have to reconfigure my NAS with new firewall rules etc. A dead giveaway is that trying to playback stored media from the NAS to the HTPC is problematic, then no downloading works etc. Fuckers.
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Pewdiepie.

Pewdiepie appearing on South Park.

Having to type that stupid name.
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Normally I'd not know who that is, but the other day I was looking for footage of a Japanese indie horror game and he was the first result. If I ever see another video of his I hope he's pulling a Budd Dwyer. Then again he could probably make that annoying too.
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Yeah, he's easily the worst, and unfortunately the most ubiquitous of all the tube twats. Can't escape.
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Pewdiepie is normal.

Too normal.

Something is wrong with the entire Pew affair...
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I might have bitched about this before, but fucking headphone cords short out too easily.
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PDP and other Youtube shitters appearing on my front page feed.
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circuitface wrote:Pewdiepie.

Pewdiepie appearing on South Park.

Having to type that stupid name.
Did they kill him in some over the top gory way like they do almost all celebrities? Severely disappointed in the SP team if not.
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Formless God wrote:PDP and other Youtube shitters appearing on my front page feed.
I don't think there's a single thing on my Youtube front page that I'd actually watch.
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First and only Kickstarter I back and I get hosed. Out $40 and the dude disappeared, disbanded the company and now has $50K of all the backers' dough. A fluke and my shit luck, but I can't say I'm in the mood to back any others anytime soon.
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Squire Grooktook wrote:
circuitface wrote:Pewdiepie.

Pewdiepie appearing on South Park.

Having to type that stupid name.
Did they kill him in some over the top gory way like they do almost all celebrities? Severely disappointed in the SP team if not.
Unfortunately not. It was actual footage of his channel or something, I don't know if they had him actually guest star or just pulled it from YouTube. Either way now they have Cartman doing his own version of his catch phrase, which is more annoying than funny. Regardless of wether that's the point, it crosses the boundary between entertaining & nauseating. I think it's a two-parter, so maybe they blow his head off next week.
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People who smell like shit on the bus. -_- ACTUAL SHIT. :evil: I was born and raised in one of the sweatiest fucking climes on this planet and never did I once encounter the foul potpourris of BO, halitosis and pure shit I've suffered in the buses of my ancestral home Giant Britland*. Jesus fuck I couldn't breathe. Fuck me, fuck my life. It doesn't happen very often but when it does I crave a shotgun to obliterate my skull in a red cloud of brain matter and skull fragments, envying nothing more than my hypothetical headless corpse as it crumples into death's merciful embrace.

*makes sense I guess. In humid tropical climate, failing to bathe regularly = enjoy your encrusted, weeping full-body rash! keeps dirty buggers in line. dry, temperate clime = dirty sods just smell like shit and make me want to annihilate my brain functions.

Tomorrow I'm gonna buy a small jar of motherfucking Vicks and keep it in my bag at all times. Never a-fucking-gain.
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BIL wrote:People who smell like shit on the bus. -_- ACTUAL SHIT.
I don't even understand this shit. :lol:
I seriously don't. There are people who don't brush their teeth, don't use deodorant, etc. But they don't smell like shit from an asshole.
What the hell are they not doing to smell like feces?
What are they doing?
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circuitface wrote:
Squire Grooktook wrote:
circuitface wrote:Pewdiepie.

Pewdiepie appearing on South Park.

Having to type that stupid name.
Did they kill him in some over the top gory way like they do almost all celebrities? Severely disappointed in the SP team if not.
Unfortunately not. It was actual footage of his channel or something, I don't know if they had him actually guest star or just pulled it from YouTube. Either way now they have Cartman doing his own version of his catch phrase, which is more annoying than funny. Regardless of wether that's the point, it crosses the boundary between entertaining & nauseating. I think it's a two-parter, so maybe they blow his head off next week.
Nope. He participated in the episode. I never heard of this guy before, but he talks like an asshole and sounds like a prick.
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null1024 wrote:
BIL wrote:People who smell like shit on the bus. -_- ACTUAL SHIT.
I don't even understand this shit. :lol:
I seriously don't. There are people who don't brush their teeth, don't use deodorant, etc. But they don't smell like shit from an asshole.
What the hell are they not doing to smell like feces?
What are they doing?
A family friend who is in his 70's once told me this story where a dwarf roasted chestnut seller went to an alley and took a shit, cleaning his ass with his hands, and then went back to his chestnut stall and went ahead with his business. This friend never ate roasted chestnuts outside of his home again.
My father once went to my godfather's workplace, where people do stuff related to law and all that. (can't explain this quite well, sorry. It's a Portuguese state workplace)
This guy walked in, took a queue ticket, and was attended in less than three minutes despite the big queue, all because he smelled like shit, just like BIL's situation. Nobody complained of him getting ahead of them, even when some where waiting for an hour or so. My godfather's superior's words: "See what that guy wants, it smells like shit in the whole floor!". My father was laughing and crying when he got home and told us this, how a guy who just shat himself walked in the building :lol: :lol:
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soprano1 wrote:Nobody complained of him getting ahead of them, even when some where waiting for an hour or so. My godfather's superior's words: "See what that guy wants, it smells like shit in the whole floor!".
I ended up getting up and standing at the front for twenty minutes. Powerful attribute to have! Queue skip +999! Seat get +999!

Street stalls... I can't buy from them since seeing a dog take an enormous shit on a basket of potatoes being used for FRESH CHIPZ. I was like five but I know I saw that shit (baaahahaha!)
null1024 wrote:What the hell are they not doing to smell like feces?
What are they doing?
In all sympathy to my unwitting assailant, I think the guy was in a bad place mentally/socially to the point he literally had shit on him. ;_; Had a mug like a fuckin sheepdog. Artist's impression (on the left)

But propulsion was a factor here too sadly. Super exciting details: Shitman was sat next to Autism Kid, whose Minder was delayed paying for their seats. Minder explained the deal to Shitman upon reaching his seat across the aisle, and offered to swap seats. Shitman declined.

Cue Shitman RELENTLESSLY reaching across the aisle to theatrically grip Minder by his shoulder and heartily, reasurringly jostle him while saying "ya doin good jarb m8." WAFT, WAFT, WAFT.

He wouldn't. fucking. stop. I and the rest of the back row were being buffeted by pure shit fumes.Image Fuck my life. >_< AK's thousand yard stare was unflinched. Formerly cordial Minder was ashen. Shitman enjoyed playing to the crowd. And Minder couldn't even get up to move! Baaahahaha - I mean nawww!

I got the Vicks, would post a pic in the Awesome Stuff Just Bought thread if I had a camera that'd do it justice.
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I wish mainstream society would make like my favourite gamer CMDR Jack Stryker and junk their soul-destroying hold BGMs for Wallpaper.
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People without dental hygiene habits. My sister's boyfriend has a younger sister in dental school, and during her course she met a 14 year old girl who never brushed her teeth until the dental school gave her a brush and taught her how to use it.
14 year old, not 60 or 70, Jesus Christ.
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The fucking police

I swear, I'd welcome a fleet of robots or whatever the hell over these thugs.
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Sure, robots could kill anybody in their home without even getting off the police car.
And since they're programmed there's not even a chance to shout 'please don't shoot, I surrender!'
Efficiency.
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Xyga wrote:Sure, robots could kill anybody in their home without even getting off the police car.
robots could BE the police car! Beep, boop, don't worry about being tazed because we mounted a rail gun instead!
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At least it takes the ambiguity over it. With a robot, you KNOW you're going to get hurt/die. With the police it's like "is this guy going to talk to me or is he going to sprint up and taze me or worse?"

I was kinda joking though.
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Joke ? It's only a matter of time before our streets are patrolled by armed police bat...er...drones.
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That fucking ludicrous advert where the final shot shows the woman lying in bed hugging a big bottle of perfume. It was on a few years ago and now they've revived it.
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I bought a new smartphone at the verizon store this summer and the thing that struck me was the piles and piles of smartphone-controlled styrofoam helicopter camera drones they were selling.

I assume they were going like hotcakes.
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